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Why do normies pretend to think this is funny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3yRv5Jg5TI
It's infuriating knowing that if I did this same thing, it would end up in a cringe compilation.
I mean it is actually kind of funny..
You know when someone is pissing themselves laughing and you can't help but laugh too?
>Tfw maybe I'm not as far gone as you guys
>>28778776
>1960
>If there was a local idiot in your village, he'd have been put in his place on a daily basis by the other citizens
>2016
>Every local idiot uploads his shit onto the internet, thinking his live matters
Watched this today for the first time. Didn't think it was really funny, but I respect it. Nice to see a viral video that's actually good-hearted and of someone just having a good time with themself.
Any other robots find the smell of their own dick intoxicating? Any femanons feel the same way about their giner?
>>28778739
>self proclaimed women get fat cocks and I'm stuck with my 7x5 pencil
>Not enjoying a whiff of your own genitals
Y'all niggas gay.
>>28778885
Fuck you, I'm 5x4".
>tfw no cocksniffing gf
http://www.xvideos.com/video5302435/dana_dearmond_smells_dick
Would you love her harder? harder than her ex? Harder than any men she's been with?
>>28778720
some of her music ain't bad, but don't like her coal burning antics pro-nigger cultureness
>>28778720
No
No
No
Make like Justin Bieber and make love yourself.
What's with her and Miley Cyrus going against their innocent self? They were more qt when they didn't involve theirselves with nigger music
Girlfriend hit me in the dick.
She was mad and she swung her fist right at my crotch. It actually hurt. I went to the ground and she just watched me.
Didn't even ask me if I was okay. She was only like "I didn't mean to, it was an accident".
I'm fucking pissed robots. What the fuck.
>>28778633
Rape her, pick up what's left of your manhood and dump her tf out
>>28778686
I know dude. I'm so mad. We been together 5 months now. She met my whole family and shit.
Fuck bro I feel so bad like she didn't even care about me. probably wants other guys or something. I always told her I had a hard time accepting her past (she was a club slut) and she never really showed me that she saw me as someone she deeply loved
>>28778729
Yeah just dump her. She doesn't sound worth it. I know the urge will be hard but you should do it.
Chad here.
Goodbye /r9k/.
I am 97% sure I just swallowed a Brown Recluse spider. I will likely be dead from either necrosis or asphyxiation in my windpipe, very soon.
It was nice knowing you. I'll answer any life questions you guys may have for me.
>>28778581
Boxers or briefs?
Will you join my minecraft server and play with me until it happens? p-please. I'm lonely.
Chug alcohol now. Like you've never chugged before.
Which one of you is responsible for this????
twas me famalam
I couldn't believe I saw this
He had them plastered over all of his windows.
>tfw one friend
>tfw constantly sperg out
>tfw 5'3"
>tfw the ultimate red flag name
Should I just off myself?
>>28778519
Nah, not yet. Focus on working through your autism, once you know how to talk to people life instantly gets a bit better.
If you can't do that, then try pic related
>>28778519
>Admitting weakness to a girl
It's already over m8
If you have no friends just devote your whole time to teaching yourself some sort of skill, like IT for example. Then eventually you'll be raking in cash and getting pussy even if you're still a sperg.
Hey ladies, hey fellas
And the people that don't give a fuck
All the lovers, all the haters
And all the people that call themselves players
Hot mommas, pimp daddies
And the people rolling up in Caddies
Hey rockers, hip hoppers
And everybody all around the world
Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
I can't believe the robot didn't catch this.
did it all for da nookieeeezzzz so yu kan taka da cookie and stick it up yer YEAUH
Keep rolling rolling rolling cmon
Your women have discovered the pleasures of BBC. What are you gonna do white boys?
I'd put money on the fact that if you dug into the stats that the article is reporting on, that it's probably a rise in WMAF relationships on the rise, thus giving a skewed perspective on the rise of other relationships.
This is just "good goy" trying to convince women to go for the bbc more. Thankfully most women are casually racist than your average guy.
stop bothering trying to uphold civilization and let the world descend into a destitute cesspool
>>28778612
>WMAF
Yeah, no.
comfy videos thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQFWJb4spFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8giIAi5yXls
>>28778464
This is probably my favourite video on the internet.
>all the boy pussy threads finally get to me
>feel compelled to vist a tranny prostitute
>find one that isn't fulll tranny but more trap-like
>white, 5'4, flat tits, cute face etc
>immediately notice how much bigger dick is than mine
>she calls my dick "cute" and says it's "just right"
>when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay
>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine, suddenly these accusations seem legitimate
>she stops and ask if I want to change positions
>I just lay there with a dick in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes
>break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay
>she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better
>come home having sucked a dick without even getting off
>I've never felt like such a beta faggot in my entire life
>>28778457
Sounds like a good night to me, lad.
Holy shit. I want this to be legit so bad. Wow. I hope this memory haunts you forever. Thanks for the hearty laugh.
>>28778457
Why did you do that? What did you think you were doing? You knew he had a dick. You purposely sought him out for that reason.
Is your sister cute? What sort of relationship do you have with her?
>>28778368
the meme girl on the right is actually kinda ugly cute, I would like to hold hands with her but she is a justin Bieber fag, she is a fucked up, I wouldn't be surprised if she post in r9k.
Why am I listening to abba?
>>28778368
It's funny you can look at those two and you can totally tell what their brother looks like or would look like.
Yup. Much moreso than I am.
We don't talk all that much since we've both moved out. Used to have a rather typical brother - older sister relationship though. She was mean when I was a kid, and I'd tell on her. She brought friends over, and I'd have secret crushes on them. Etc. etc.
using this matching thing on kik, how do I talk to this girl?
pls respond
have I already fucked up?
shit
It's over lads
>>28778362
its ok. just keep her reeled in by asking her to respond
>>28778343
What the fuck did you expect when you sent her that free boyfriend coupon?
Where were you when this lady brought joy to the Internet??
>>28778250
Literally fucking what even
>>28778283
>not having normie-book
Also, >>28778283
I don't get the fuss with this video in particular. There are so many other "cutesy" videos out there on the net. Why fucking this one particular everyone loves?
>>28778283
look it up you fucker
this is what normies love
if you don't like it you're a no fun allowed loser you fucking autist nerd
OK /R9K/
PICK ONE TO PROTECT YOU
THE OTHER 3 ARE TRYING TO HUNT YOU
WHO DO YOU PICK AND WHY
Anton Sugar BC I just watched that movie less than 10 minutes ago
>>28778242
This isn't even a choice. I dont even know the other characters (except maybe the one dude who looks like Malcom X), but Anton Chigurh will kill them all
>>28778242
>Anton Sugar
kek
>>28778298
i know thorton's character. he was lorne malvo in season one of fargo and he's pretty much on par with anton if not more effective and elusive
