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/weed/ general.
>lmao
Find some and smoke. Yes I know some dude who has never smoked or hasn't smoked in awhile will sperg out me.
I only like to smoke late at night when I know no one will bother me because otherwise I get paranoid as fuck.
>>28777643
Make sure you do your munchies shopping before you smoke too right?
Weed is addictive.
I am so goddamn fucking happy.
Been waiting years, finally got my htc vive, a solid onahole, and this comes out.
http://vrporn.com/waifu-sex-simulator-vr-1-4/
It's finally over. My dependence on sluts ends here. Thank fuck we live in the goddamn future.
AND THIS IS JUST THE FUCKING BEGINNING!
I am literally walking around dancing naked anime girls. I am literally crawling between their legs and looking up at their perfect little assholes. I am so fucking happy you have no fucking idea.
lol, what a loser. Get laid boi.
>>28777607
I am happy to hear that you found peace at last. I am happily awaiting my GTX1080 and HTC VIVE.
The future is now bois.
>>28777676
not op but I got laid, I wanna fuck Miku and Lain
>tfw you masturbated again
I need to stop this
>>28777602
>tfw you dreamed about dicks again
>>28777602
>>28777651
NoFap is impossible. Fuck you both. Faggots.
>>28777602
masturbated to what?
origin
>I think I'm addicted to naked pictures
>And sitting talkin bout bitches that we almost had
What did he mean by this?
he means
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
>>28777597
He ment your a normie
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>listens to drake
>on r9k
yeah go listen to your local hip hop station some more normie mc normieton
thoughts on junk food? is it really bad?
>>28777575
define bad.
>plain cheese pizza
>thick, soggy crust
I'd rather eat healthy
>>28777575
Not if you're a hedonist
In all seriousness what's the purpose girls when boipussy already exist?
We don't even need then for reproduction anymore with today's modern science.
>>28777519
>tfw want boipussy but can't get any
There are too few of them and they don't want robots
>>28777519
Apparently men like to torture themselves with the idea of being everything to a roastie. Who in return will never respect him or think about him, and just use him as a tool to rake in beta bux
There's a major shortage of cute boys
Cute boys only stay cute for a very limited time, once they hit 25 they turn into gross old men.
With the population declining in just about all white countries, the future supply of BP looks grim.
Pics that make you want to an hero
>>28777495
>any woman can get a bf
i guess i would feel bad if i didnt already know that
>>28777495
the boyfriend is a child molester and a pretty ugly one at that.
>>28777670
What's her boyfriend look like?
Saint Elliots day Omegle thread -
No women today in honor of the sins committed on our boy Elliot.
You know the tags #r9k #no women #saint elliot rodger
Shit people on tonight boio's
>>28777486
We have a special guest on omegle today.
>>28777486
Elliot loved his coffee.
How do I clean my room guys? It's like I can't do anything, why is everything so hard for me? I just want a nice neat space.
>>28777443
life's a bitch and then you die as it were.
How do I drink water gaaaiys
>put on some good music on speakers
>pick up trash and put it in trash bags
>throw trash bags in bin
>get a vaccuum cleaner and use it to get rid of dust and small shit
>get a mop and start cleaning your floors
>open window to let out smell and let in fresh air
>clean flat surfaces like tables and shelves with a clean rag
>wash clothes and sheets in washing machine
Do this regularly.
Use gloves if you find it disgusting to touch trash.
My old thread got deleted.
Recap:
>talking to girl
>giving off mixed signals
>not even sure if she's fucking with me or not or if she's even real
Help me fix this for my sanity
That's the point of getting coffee together you roastie
>>28777356
She might be dumb, or shy, or acting like a pratt.
Either way, she isn't acting interested. I would leave her alone
I saw (most?) of the last thread. She sounds nice and she likes you, Just go get coffee and talk senpai
>ywn be this attractive
>>28777283
Why do women find this fucking lady boy attractive? Overly masculine or death.
>>28777500
because it just looks so stupid
>>28777807
Only because you're prepubescent and or on some hormone fucking pill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pSqndUZ18A
I made a song for Saint Elliot Rodger. Spread this and warn the normies we're not going to take this shit anymore.
Faggot, learn how to rap.
Happy Retribution Day
that was supreme stuff OP
My life sucks. I'm gonna go back to when I was a kid and make sure I end up a chad.
Only problem is how to go back in time. How do I do it? Help me out here.
Impossible.
You have to accept that you failed at life and slowly change your life for better (or worse).
>>28777225
I've had 3 big moves in my life, each of which I could've started over. Each time, I remained autistic with no ability to make friends. Nothing would change.
>>28777225
kill yourself
im dead serious, there are several studies showing that after you die you have a flashback, if you really focus on a certain time of your life you can relive it and change what ever you want
>be in kitchen getting bowl for ice cream
>asshole father walks in
>I accidentally knock bowl over
>he starts yelling at me despite it being mostly his fault, as he has thousands of old magazines, newspapers, and mail over counter that leaves no room for bowls or plates
>i yell back
>siblings tell ME to shut up and that I'M annoying
>run upstairs and slam my room door shut
Should I kill them?
What you should do is grow up and appreciate your family putting up with your useless ass. Pull your weight, help out around the house and stop being such an ungrateful crybaby.
>>28777217
>>28777251
Don't listen to this Norman, slit their throats while they sleep. You'll have to do decisive, strong quick cuts though, or else they'll scream and wake the others... You wouldn't want that.
To be safe, kill the strongest first.
>>28777251
go fuck yourself, I'm the only person in this house worth a shit. My father is a hypocritical asinine piece of shit, my mother is borderline retarded, my brothers are morons who never look away from their cell phones, and my sister is a slutty bitch. I'm the only intelligent, thoughtful person in my house
How do you obtain girlfriends when you are in your late 20's and don't use social media or have any friends?
Is dating sites good? I always viewed them as a little pathetic and kinda embarressed putting myself on one incase someone I know see's me on there and makes fun of me. How do people meet other people when they are older?
There is nothing you can do. I mean you can try yeah, it won't work if it didn't work at 18.
>>28777196
Im in the same situation.
I think we just have to suck it up and not be embarrassed about putting yourself out there.
That or find a friend group.
>How do you obtain girlfriends when you don't have any friends?
Step 1) Acquire friends
Even if your don't meet gf through your friends group, you will at leave have gotten rid of the loner weirdo vibe that 99% of girls avoid like hell, so it'll help finding one elsewhere
