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So black people on this board do you just shrug off the rasism or agree with it causeing you to hate your self in the process.
>>25690194
I usually just shrug it off.
Robots telling that I'm scum doesn't mean shit.
I seriously cannot stand niggers. Thank god I moved to a state with very few of them
>>25690297
>-Micheal Richards
I JUST WANT TO SHOW MY BOOB TO R9K BUT THAT WILL ONLY FURTHER PROOF THEIR THEORY ON WOMEN. I MERELY WANT TO MAKE SUICIDAL ROBOTS HAPPY IS THAT SO HARD? I WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF CAM WHILE ROOTS DIRECT. I WANT TO MAKE ROBOTS HAPPY, FUCK. MFW
Literally tits or gtfo
>>25690090
You're probably not even a real women
Fuck up you dumb fat whore.
Who here actually listens to David Bowie?
>>25690088
>thread Bowie .7000
No one. GTF OUT
Great sage for shit faggots
>>25690088
I've listened to him since I was 16, I'm 22 now.
He was a true artist of fashion, film and most notably music
>>25690121
haha nice tryy faggot
>yaaaawn
Another busy day writing my memoirs
>>25689980
you probably dont write anything worth reading
>>25689980
>mfw I've seen fewer wagecuck threads this week
I know you must be busy. I just love seeing wagies get BTFO thread after thread
>>25689980
Post away then
>tfw driving her home after she has been out all night and can't afford a cab
Who here is a good male friend?
>be three years ago
>hot friend asks me for a ride to her friends house
>reluctant to at first because cozy as fuck
>nobody will take her
>she's drunk and high on coke so I take her because I don't want her to fucking die
>she gives me cookies as a reward
It was actually pretty fun. I'm usually not around drugged out people
having female friends is great, because if they don't want to fuck you then they'll still introduce you to their female friends who might want to fuck you. that, and they'll be comfortable enough around you to be naked and let you sleep with them and kiss you and hug you and not be afraid to engage you physically because they don't want to fuck you and its great. any female contact is better than none.
ITT: cucks
bloxx
Would /R9K/ date Casey Anthony?
She's lonely in prison right now...
>>25689909
Yes. Original comment to please the robot bloxbloxbloxbloxblox
>wanting a coalburner
Didn't she get acquitted?
I just want to eat out pussy so bad!!!
Fuck
>>25689889
bifag here, no you really don't. It tastes fucking disgusting. Sucking dick is a lot better desu senpai
>>25691057
It taste delicious, find some clean girls
I also wish I could give some cunnilingus fairly regularly but unfortunately it's not a really good idea to say it
In my experience, women generally are not astounded to find out that you would be willing to go down on them. Even if you are SUPER AMPED about it and use a fuckload of exclamation points. Even if you make it all ~sexy~ like
>mm yeah pussy tastes so delicious I want to eat that minge on the daily nigga ;-) ~
I literally want to lick a vagina right now. I'm with you on this. I'm not claiming to be better than you. But you have to understand that no one cares. Women are aware. They know we want to. It's not that big a deal for them.
>tfw don't have manly looks yet
>tfw 26
>girls don't really like 'boys' unless you are of exceptional beauty/idol
When's my time coming?
I know that feel bro. I have maximum babyface syndrome. At least when we get older people will say how young we look
The answer? Your standards are way to high. Lower your standards and try again. That doesn't work? Rinse and repeat.
>>25689905
Have a patchy pubes beard. I just look terrible either way. I just want to be a man now.
>>25689918
No girl has ever shown interest me past childhood.
What does it feel like to die?
Are our brains really the only thing keeping us "alive"?
Will we perceive time when we are dead?
Nothing
Take joy in that fact
There is no pain, no dread, no happiness, no love
You are no more, same as you were before you were born
>>25689812
we leave this universe and everything in it
>>25689868
The universe is all there is. We cannot leave it- our bodies return to it and we become as we always have been; dust.
The little bits of energy firing off all across our body stop, and that is the end.
All we are are little sparkles of electricity in a bag of meat and water.
When was the last time you read a book?
>>25689787
Since High School, so five years ago.
i read books all the time, takes a bit longer to finish them tho... was reading that jesus foreskin book latest tho
>>25689787
I did borrow 3 books from the local library, but now I only read a few pages every night before falling asleep.
I've read 2-3 books during Christmas vacations though.
It was quite a while since I read anything non-technical, and also the first time I re-read a book.
I was surprised by the fact that now, after years, instead of reading the story, I "read the writer", ie I can actually understand why the writer writes this way.
It was pretty interesting.
I'm starting to turn into Elliot Roger mentally.
I was doing fine for awhile whilst I was abstaining from masturbation and /soc/ usage, but the more I masturbate and go on /soc/, the more I realize how much I truly despise women. They are such horrible creatures.
>>25689793
I'm going to tell you to burn in hell faggot.
>>25689711
Bump
ump
pump blox
SOUR
S
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GRAPES
Anon, I need your help. I know you guys aren't going to like it but I have to get this off my chest.
I want to stick my dick in crazy.
Everyone wants to.
>>25689655
Crazy only wants Chad.
me too
it sounds wonderful
Do you ever feel cucked whenever you see a pretty pornstar that you'll never get with?
>>25689654
I think I feel more envious than cucked. I really hope I can get a hot girlfriend one day.
And then you'll complain how all women are whore for wanting to sex chad.
>>25689654
no
>watching adult porn
>having crushes on adult pornstars
>not jerking off exclusively to CP
>not checking out hot little girls while walking around outside
People like you enable female hypergamy
what currently impedes you from becoming a happy and what are you doing to overcome that?
>>25689629
Genetics. I figure if I jus be myself more instead of being less myself, and jus be confident I can magically perform gene therapy.
>>25689629
I feel like my laziness is impeding me. I'm not doing enough.
>>25689629
>becoming a happy
Because I am a sad
Post your goal, rate other robot's goals, and give advice on how to reach those goals.
>tfw want to earn, win, find $50,000 and invest it in a CD or something
The BofA Rates for CDs are like .15%, is that even good? Googling CD Rates brings up places that are like 2.50%.
>>25689613
Mutual funds, you mongoloid. Some have been giving solid 12% returns since the 1950s. Go listen to some Dave Ramsey and educate yourself. CDs are literal memes just slightly better than regular savings accounts.
To kill myself after 25
I'm going to eat Chinese takeout once a week.
