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>trump faggots want to deport this
Are Americans confirmed homosexual?
I'd drop anchor on this one
>>25682288
shes fucking average as fuck in San Diego.
Literally see bitches like this everyday
>>25682366
c'mon, man, you know
Virginity rules lawyer thread to argue about who is or is not a virgin (male)
Starter debates: Are you a virgin if you have shallowly penetrated a woman a few times but you didn't cum?
Are you a virgin if you've had a girl put her fingers in your butt and nothing else?
Add your own quibbles and rules-lawyering
If a girl has given a blowjob is she still a virgin?
If you've had any impure thoughts then you're a fucking normalfag non virgin degenerate who should get off my fucking board.
>>25682294
a blowjob but nothing else
What happens next, guys?
>>25682185
DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE he's the pizza guy
She seductively asks if it's got extra salami.
>He raises an eyebrow
Oh yeah.
>She pays for pizza.
>Doesn't tip.
She takes the pizza and doesn't tip
I am this close to fapping.
Any nofappers on this board? Does it change your life?
I'm here senpai, day 7
Where did all the other nofappers go?
read this shit my man
buy something like this
it's comfy
Any American girl here who wants to marry me so I can get a green card? I could even fake-marry a guy and we can be bros if you're willing to. I'd cover most of your expenses in either case.
I'm finishing up my master's degree in applied physics soon and I won't have any trouble with getting a fairly well-paid job. I'm 1.83 or 6 feet tall, decently fit, about 6/10 lookwise and have good social skills. I don't want to get halal-slaughtered here and I have no hope for my country as they're all cucks so I've decided to flee than die for nothing.
>>25682088
>every morning i start out the day by pulling up the news and watching germany and sweden cuck themselves into oblivion
>pull up the news today, see that after importing a bunch of mudslimes sweden is debating whether or not it should conscript its own citizens to go to war on foot in syria
>take in a million migrants and then end up having to fight the war for them while they rape your women and pillage your towns
>you couldn't make this shit up
>literally burst into treats laughing my ass off
I'll fake marry you if you elope to nyc or la with me
>>25682182
It's not funny I didn't vote for this the fucking normies did.
Whats a good entry level/no-degree or experience needed job for a robot that doesnt require customer interaction?
Entry level job in the manufacturing industry.
filmset lackey
you just fetch shit
as you work your way up, you get to earnin that kosh dolla
labourer/construction
pays better than you think it might, especially if you're in a rural area where there aren't a lot of idle 20-somethings
also not nearly as tiring as you think it might be
>Visit a masseuse from backpage
>At her home
>Gives me a good massage
>Naked body rubbing(look up soapy massage)
>Tried to make me cum, couldnnt
>Finish body massage while she talks about her life (Single mom, has a son etc.)
>Look at her small apt, feel sad that a kid is growing up in a place like that
>She put in a bunch of work into the massage even after getting paid upfront
>NIce enough to let me shower and give me somthing to drink before I left
>Chit chat
>Left more relaxed/sad than I've been in years
Felt so good bros. I'm normally a neurotic mess, but something just, made me slow down. I could actually think about things, and observe. It's amazing.
Sorry, just sharing my story guys.
This was really nice. Glad you had a great time. Did you pay extra for the happy ending?
>>25682147
Thank you. Eh, I guess you can say that. Regular massage per hour is $60, and the special massage(which I received) is $160. Well worth it though. My god man, she was so erotic too. Wish I could describe it well, but I don't have the vocabulary. Sensual comes to mind when I think about it. Naked grind on me, while rubbing me with her hand at the same time, and whispering in my ear to cum, stuff like that.
Well worth it though. Music was great as well. Honestly, I'd pay the same price even without the happy ending, but with the sensuality included.
>>25682252
That's a lot of damn money for not cumming, but I see your point.
>uses anime girl picture
>expects people to believe he's a "Fembot/anon/ale here"
>uses anime girl picture
>expects people to reply
>>25682401
pic related is how much i care about robot replies
>>25682672
whoops, forgot to post the image
Tell me about your oneitis.
She doesn't exist, because I don't pine after individual women in order to turn my life into a sad self-absorbed story of tragic unrequited love, as an excuse not to improve myself.
I just want to forget about her desu familia
Don't have one because I'm not a beta "nice guy" normie.
so when i'm outside in public or at the gym or something, I have this tendency to glance at the people I walk past. Like a brief, half second stare into their eyes. 70% of the time they glance back and then we continue walking our own ways.
Is this like a weird thing to do? I wonder if I do it out of nervousness and don't even realize. Do other people do this? am I being a creep or am I being normal?
help. I'm not good with these things. Should I just look at nobody?
If you were nervous you wouldn't look
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I read about some bulldyke who dressed up as a man to experience male privilege and hated how she couldn't look at men in the eye even though she could when she was a woman.
Tfw you see a qt, check her out only to find that she was looking at you first
Feel goodTbqh
>be on a plane alone
>grill my age next to me on flight
Wat do
You're literally on a plane right now?
>>25681718
Ignore the pathetic 3D whore.
open the door and see how well she flies
Hi!
I have caught the lewd disease... The only thing in my mind is sex, cocks and cum. Whenever I'm with guys and I smell their odor it's so intoxicating and I get so tingly~
I want to get fucked by everyone in my class like the little cumslut I am. I want to pleasure and suck cocks and swallow their semen like the good little slut I am <3
I want to get fucked by so many guys and let them all cum inside my boypussy and be their cocksleeve <3
PLEASE HELP ME. HOW DO YOU GET RID OF LEWD DISEASE
>mfw i want to get my boypussy pregnant
>mfw when i get my boypussy filled to the brim with lewd cum <3
>mfw i want to get bred by alot of guys at the same time, oh gosh~~
Those are normal feelings for high school freshman boys.
I too get these urges from time to time. Just pound off over and over again until you're too exhausted to be lewd.
>>25681648
>>25681648
you're probably ugly and fat.
Has anyone else felt like internet/game addiction has ruined their life?
>>25681642
Don't know really.
Sometimes I guess I feel like I've spent way to much time in front of the computer and missed out on a lot...
Yup but I don't give a flying FUCK
A weak spirit has ruined my life.
FUCK
i need somebody to talk to, i am having a depression breakdown and have work in 45 minutes
I'm here blox
>>25681471
What's on your mind?
You better start feeling better soon OP, you wouldn't want to be late for work would you?
Another day another dollar
What are you eating right now, r9k?
>>25681380
cup noodles with a tweest. is dat sum PHUH ?
how come u don't drown that shit in the sauces like i do
>>25681380
a smoothie
>>25681380
hungry
would kill for some pho
