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So what are we supposed to call a male that is psychologically rejective and socially dominant?
Also, who /sociopath/ here?
>>25680285
you cant classify shit that easily
>>25680285
I guess I am an Omega. That is the worst one right?
delta as fuck
Hey /b/, I need a Team name and a Tag for FACEIT CS:GO. Do you have any ideas?
>>25680220
navi
>faceit
nigga are u even global?
name RandyTaylor69
tag RT69
Tfw mixed bot and no female r9k users will date you
>>25680175
Tfw white bot and no female r9k users will date you
Tfw married bot and wife will stab you if any female r9k users will date you.
Tfw arab bo-
..No wait, all girls love arabs.
Get fucked, honky and nigger. :^)
have any of you listened to this album?
i was obsessed with it back when i was sixteen
five years later i finally start listening to it again
realize the character is like embodiment of r9k
> guys dad dies in WW2
> raised by overprotective single mother (r9k point 1)
> this leads to mommy issues
> which leads to his insecurity with women (r9k point 2)
> which leads to his wife's infidelity
> which leads to him closing himself off from the world entirely (r9k point 3)
> which leads to him going berserk after getting high on drugs
I could talk about this album forever, it's got a great message about the cyclical nature of history and shit. I used to bore qt friends of mine explaining all the deep symbolism of the album back when i was in high school. also no i don't smoke weed.
figured i'd break up the monotony of virgin angst on this board with something else, why not.
>>25680054
>tfw Rock Operas are dead
>>25680054
i listen to Nobody Home on a daily basis. the only girl that ever talked to me doesnt answer anymore ::(
>>25680874
I haven't listened to The Wall in a long time, but I like the second Protomen album a lot for what it is. Not even light up the night, I mean the whole thing.
Share your worst masturbation experiences ITT
>quite young (10/11)- before internet had really taken off.
>learn touching my pepe feels nice
>staying the night at my grammas. One night
>in spare room surrounded by dead eyed china dolls and lacy doilies.
>only remotley stimulating material i can find is a guiness world records book.
>start stroking it to a picture of one of the spice girls in the entertainment records section
>accidentally pull foreskin all the way down from head for the first time (uncut britfag)
>faint stinging and burning- panic
>start to quietly sob while i figure out how to tell gramma i ripped my wee wee open
>eventually erection subsides- i have to physically yank the foreskin back up over the head
>so scared that i forgot to clean up the smegma stains on the sheets
>dont touch my dick again for like, two weeks.(a new record since i started)
>12 years old
>super horny
>know where a really hot girl my age lives
>plan to steal father's car and rape her
>1 am
>keys in ignition
>fucking floor the gas pedal
>hit dumpster
>decide "fuck it, ill just beat off here.
>walk up the driveway and tell parents i wrecked the car
>fucking flip shit
>send me to live with grandmother
>find out cost of repair was 2k
>parents divorce
>all cuz I wanted to fap
>mfw
>>25679831
Do kids really masturbate at 10 years old? My first time was at 15 or 16 years old, never even thought about it when I was younger.
Another story from OP.
>thirteen or so now
>staying at cousins
>older cousin has a copy of that year's fhm's sexiest 100 women
>"smuggle" it into only bathroom (p.sure that several people spotted me)
>start jackin it as i peruse the years's women.
>buffy the vampire slayer is holding a whip in her pic
>imagine she is dominating me
>imagine she tells me to shove the toilet brush handle up my ass
>okay
>start easing the brush handle up my bumhole- feels surprisingly good
>bounching around and wiggling my ass as i jack it feels good (makes the handle rub my prostate i guess)
>continue to jack it while strutting around the bathroom like a cockrel (has been at least half an hour now)
>toilet brush catches on the sink
>incredible stabbing pain in my bowels
>look behind me to see a trickle of blood running down the detailing of the handle
>oshit
>oshit
>yank out the toilet brush and start to clean up
>panicking, smear blood into the floor by accident
>can't get all the blood out the handle (intracite carving yo)
>decide to just leave it
>"sneak" out the toilet.
>its been over an hour now
>aunt:" are you ok anon"?
"Uh, yeah"
>nobody mentions anything
>paranoid that everyone now knows im a bumboy that mushed bloody poop into my aunts carpet
I probably should have gone to the doctor, but i thought it would be better to die than admit anything.
My shits were marbled with blood for a few days and i had a few stomach pains but nothing serious and lo g term i guess.
Is autism and social awkwardness a turn off for boys?
Very few things are a turn off for boys.
>>25679818
idk
Its nice to have if you disguise it as modesty.
>>25679840
are light switches a turn off for boys?
Reminder than slopes aren't human
If we're playing by statistics they're actually the majority humans and we're the weird ones
All Asians are ugly as fuck with their mongoloid pancake face
I will never get this yellow fever
>>25679755
Reminder that you're subhuman and average slope gets laid and reproduces while you sit here wasting your time away.
Truly evolution at work.
God I love mother nature.
I just spent $1000 on Lottery tickets, my life savings. For the powerball jackpot of 1.4 billion. wish me luck robots.
>>25679734
You're a dumb fuck.
>>25679734
i hope you lose over
and over
and over
and over
and over
and over
and you get where I'm going with this
>$1000
>life savings
Do your neighbors know when you are fapping?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqCSQPYKZ0s
>>25679711
>That ass
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
>>25679853
yeah, she knows that people faps to her ass al over internet and she admitted that if it makes them happy then it cool
>>25679926
wow I like her attitude
I saw a thread last night but it was gone. New thread! Dump your webms here. I crave them.
here you go family
2 seconds blox
My comment is most certainly original
>>25679661
Please only post cute trannies, nice threads are nice. I don't have anything too lewd though, sorry guys.
Move along femanon.
>>>/cm/
Unless you're a lesbian and did it to another woman.
Yes
3 girls, a one night stand who was an amazing squirter, and 2 gfs
Only one I made cum from cunnilingus is my current gf, problem is I've gotten so good at it she wants to be eaten out twice a week at least
bad thread ffff
pls give source tytytytytytyfucktherobot
Please post some dope chess sets
>>25679497
>Knight is supposed to be quick, elegant, and majestic
>is a big-ass fucking Ferris wheel
>>25679497
I wish I had some saved
I know while X-mas shopping I saw my dream set but didn't snap a picture or get the brand/model.
>A wood base with what seemed like marble whites, with a glass on brushed copper for blacks
>Granite pieces
>Miniature "travel" size
>Felt carrying case
>$220 USD
It was painful to have so much WANT for something that is actually within reach BUT wouldn't be a responsible purchase. If I find work soon I'll start putting a small part of my pay every check until I can afford it.
>>25679497
Got this one for Christmas
Guys, enough charades and lies.
I want us to be honest with each other, I've talked to some of you guys on skype, you're cool people. Yeah, you have some wierd hobbies, but no deal breakers. If one were to believe the hype you would all be unfit for existing, so low IQ you wouldn't know how to make a toast. So let's be real, how well do you guys NOOOOOT fit the robot stereotype.
I'm really curious, because I know most of you, if not all, have some major incongruities with the whole sad loser virgin stereotype.
I garden, fish, forage wild edibles, hike, workout, course video games and tv a bit too.
I guess the only real robot thing about me is that I am a kissless virgin. Shit, I been offered sex and stuff but I just avoid it if it is one nigth stand type of stuff.
After getting older and experiencing women i friendships and seeing them with friends in relationships I came to the conclusion it is a waste of my time.
So I guess you can say I am one of those mgtow type dudes.
>>25679435
Well, I'm not virgin. I lost it when I was 18 to a girl who was 16 and became my gf for a year, she wasn't the last either, I've had two more relationships since then. All in all I've slept with eight people. My last relationship was with a very much younger boy, just because I wanted to try that too, so I'm pretty sexually fulfilled, I want to fuck an asian, a tranny and a niglet too, I've not done that yet. But I don't think I have it half as bad as some of you guys.
I have friends, I have five of them living very close to me. Sometimes we meet up and play vidya, rocket league, and we troll the other team spamming "gg", "kek", "lol", "gel?", "mirin?" and "Salty?" every time we score a goal. If they score we say "lucky" and "jk". Everyone brings something to the table, chocolate, chips, dip, soda and we all have a very good time and laugh together.
how do you cope with the meaninglessness of life?
>>25679240
you don't
you just ignore it, shitpost and watch tv
there's nothing more you can do
to think about it is to go insane. we werent meant to think about it. the only reason we now have time to think about it is because of industrialization.
>>25679260
>to think about it is to go insane. we werent meant to think about it.
right out of this cunt's mouth. tragically true as well.
>>25679240
you cope with it by finding a meaning
go to catholic mass this sunday
god loves u
find a qt girl to marry
procreate
live a righteous life
enjoy salvation
Who /Dr.Oetker/ here?
Love these, favourite is the Speciale
gross
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funghi ftw
