Guys I think my little brother is turning into a robot. He's currently on holidays after finishing his final year at school and all he does is sit at home watching people play minecraft on youtube, watching myth busters on tv, never hanging out with friends our leaving the house except to go watch a movie like once a week.
He didn't do particularly well in school and isn't going to university, his only real motivation is do go into business or politics based on his idolisation of Don Draper and Frank Underwood. He wears suits and formal wear everywhere...
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>>25692733
>asking other robots how to make someone stop being a robot
How could you fuck up this badly?
Sounds like he's just LAZY, OP. Tell him that if he wants to be a businessman, he has to STUDY business, which means going to University. Anybody can get into Uni but not everybody starts at the same level.
>>25692757
not everyone here is full robot, I thought some of the more self-aware posters might be able to offer some insight or perhaps be able to interpret his behaviour.
>>25692808
i think that's part of it. we've told him this, but it doesn't seem to have had any effect. do you think he'll grow out of it?
I don't have an idea for a thread so here's this image
>>25692690
>this image
Uh, that's a GIF.
if this thread takes off I'm going to be so fucking angry. I put plenty of effort into thinking of a good topic in my threads and you guys let the most retarded and rehashed shit dominate the first page.
>>25692740
>I have nothing to say but I'm posting anyway
There seems to be a lot of these threads lately, it's just shitty shitposting init?
Who is your idol?
You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments.
Why do people have idols?
Pic related is my idol.
I was talking to a co-worker in this office at the end of the day when I went to leave. As I was leaving my co-worker was laughing and he said "he sounds so...." before the door shut.
I'm really curious to know what my voice sounds like.
Can you guys listen to this vocaroo of my voice and give me your honest impressions?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gUbNkxF7Ab
>>25692645
you talk like a 12 year old valley girl. if i were working with you i'd guess you were either gay or exceedingly effeminate. just being blunt
>>25692645
You sound both less emotional and smarter than a typical normalfaggot. The emphases are annoying (and >>25692683 is right to be honest), but I'm going to blame it on that it is not a natural recording. Still would not hang out with, but at least you use your voice consciously; you're probably not spouting shit without a thought like most people.
You sound like this guy, a total fuckin dweeb
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34
i just had my first prostate orgasm robots, ask me anything
why haven't you killed yourself?
>>25692685
no idea You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25692643
What did you use?
How about that 2016 semester!
How's it going robots? You making friends, hitting the gym, eating healthy, and going to class?
Who else has already contemplated suicide? Show of hands!
>>25692623
It's only the first day back for me mayne, but I guess it's fine. Pretty chill Electricity and Magnetism prof.
>1 day in
>not eating
>go to bed at 6 am
>only friend on campus is doing an internship several states away
>contemplate suicide every night
Everything's just peachy anon.
>>25692623
i think about killing myself every single day. no fedora
i think i'm coming close to finally pulling the trigger.
I don't know why I don't look more like a girl after so long on hormones. I hate myself and I hate that I have to face the world like this. It's so hard going to work. Kind of considering suicide.
Please help me somehow :(
You have a mental disorder and need to see a shrink.
>>25692541
People are going to be mean here not sure why you posted. If you're being serious and want to reach out for help online try leddit. R/suicidewatch has helped me on multiple occasions. Don't kill yourself and I hope you feel better.
That sounds like dysphoria speaking.
how does that alleviate boredom and makes you feel better? it only makes me slow to reaction, it's not some kind of a happy pill but is absolute waste of money.
It makes me feel more excited, especially if I'm listening to music. I don't really enjoy being intoxicated, though, just enough to make my body feel relaxed. Sake and red wine do a good job of making you feel relaxed.
alcohol and opiates
god tier combo
opiates and MDMA even better
kills the pain and makes you feel human again
>>25692502
what the fuck is happening to the west
I'm scared /r9k/ I'm so so scared.
My family keeps on threatening to break up and kill themselves if I don't get a girlfriend but I'm just so scared of talking to girls I just can't but I'm so scared if I don't talk to any.
I'm so scared I don't know why but I'm scared and i've been scared of girls and I like girls but I just can't.
Do you guys feel like this to? Do you guys know this fear for no reason?
>My family keeps on threatening to break up and kill themselves if I don't get a girlfriend
okay friendo
>>25692307
The hell. Why do they care so much? Isn't that kind of... insane?
>My family keeps on threatening to break up and kill themselves if I don't get a girlfriend
Tell them to take out life insurance first.
Does it ever reoccur to you how bored you are of existing?
It never doesn't.
It does when i'm bored of 4chan and all of my favorite youtube channels have nothing left to distract me. It makes me painfully aware of just how pointless my life truly is.
All the time.
I have no idea why people have such a problem with suicide. Every now and again you get offered a gift that you don't really want so you decline. You don't really get a choice to accept the "gift" of life or anything, so suicide when carefully thought out and done properly is basically just saying "yeah, I'd rather return this gift, it's just not really worth it to me."
Why are women so shit? This fat gook pig sent me pics of her cunt within about 30 minutes of talking, and I'm not even "out of her league". What the fuck is up with this shit?
>>25692265
WHATSA MATTER?
CANT HANDLE A CHINESE BREEDING SOW? BETAS...
Women are a joke. I made a chad profile and got way fat ugly girls hitting on me. At least guys try to aim only 2 points higher.
so wheres the cunt pics?
>be 24 M
>be aerobically fit and thin but not at all muscly
>have had women ask me out in past but been far too anxious to accept
>be mathematics tutor at big aussie uni. Finishing masters/about to start PhD
>last year for like 13 weeks theres one hour a week where any first year student can come for help
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>>25692126
Girls tend to prefer older men so your good.
What are you nervous about op? Are you a kissless virgin or just virgin?
>>25692126
How tall are you?
original c.
>>25692167
kissless X_X
back in final year of school a real religious girl and I had a huge thing for each other, but she kind of went crazy and ran away from home for like 3 months spouting religious crap. One of the things she said on her crazed facebook post after she ran was about temptations and a near quote from the way she finally turned me down (because I'm non religious). Shook me up real bad like I must be a bad person. Only really got over it properly last year I think, but still nervous about asking people...
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Sup r9k. I'm a below average guy when it comes to experience with women - i've had 1 gf and banged some hookers and ugly women.
Now i have convinced a girl online to meet with me to have sex - the problem is i convinced her that i'm pro and dominate women and fuck them hard every day because she is really into that kind of stuff. In reality i have no idea how to do that.
Does r9k have any good advice for me ?
Tl;tr - how do i fuck bitches
She will know immediately if she has any experience in the area. Professional/serious doms have skills that you do not have.
hit em with the steel chair
>>25692079
>Does r9k have any good advice for me ?
Well, the fact that you came out to r9k to ask for help is a clear sign that you're fucked. Your best shot is trying to ask a professional dom.
You are incomplete without ideal height. Even if you are average height, girls will consider you short.
why has that guy not killed himself yet OP?
>>25692053
5'9 20 years old, do i still have a chance?
>>25692111
yes, but you wont be a real man. just a substitute.
>tfw you have psychopathy
>can never have a gf because bored easily and destructive
>isolate self until no friends
>shallow effect of emotions can't feel what other people feel
>leads to being unable to care about anything even my own existence
>only ever feel alive when I'm being destructive
>want to do crimes but I already have money and don't...
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What's your PCL-R score, you stupid preteen edgelord?
26 here and I don't think I'm that much, if at all, worse off than the typical robot.Even told 2 gfs about it and they didn't give a shit because people put up with anything if they like you
>>25691938
>Even told 2 gfs
Fuck off normie
>>25691938
I don't need a checklist. I have them all. I'm a third generation psychopath from an abusive family.