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Have you ever put a pair on? Feels amazing. Bonus, skin tight so the ass is clearly visible, but yes, we mainly wear them for comfort.
>>29379159
U haf bagine?
Cool! Toch for me?!!
>>29378684
I would wear them if I was a woman.
girls with very tight pants make my pants very tight. Well the good looking ones do.
i'm losing my job in 2 weeks in a city where theres no jobs to be had for anyone. i gotta make $2500 last 5 months. how do i become a neet?
You're not going to make it
rev up them homeless shelters
That's 500 a month, 125 a week. Can you make it on that if you cut EVERYTHING?
If not, then it's time to go door-to-door car washing, cutting grass, etc. You are in emergency mode, so you have to act like it.
Also, apply for your unemployment ASAP when you get your papers. As in, the same goddamn day.
>>29378936
how much does unemployment usually pay monthly? i live in Canada. and is there any easy ways to make money that doesn't involve door to door?
>Hey anon I cant find you on facebook.
Just tell them you don't use Facebook, faggot. It's becoming a norm to not use it anyway.
>>29378679
No, I have not met a single person that doesnt use facebook.
>>29378692
And I haven't met a single person who doesn't have a cell phone, in the past 5 years, when I tell people that I don't they just say they hate their plan or something and move on with the conversation.
>tfw lowering neighbors' property value by continuing to exist
>>29378604
> tfw have no impact on outside world whatsoever
>>29378604
>live in suburban georgia
>black people move into neighborhood
>all the whities at the homeowners meetings start making allusions to dropping property values and start talking about selling their homes
What the fuck is up with this backwards ass place?
>>29379050
The first guy out is the only one that gets full value.
how about it, faggot.
>>29378503
I'm working on it, fuck. I don't have the money or means to purchase a gun. Give me some time, faggot
it's not time
i haven't done enough drugs yet
I could never do that. Those girl streamers NEED my NEETbux!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo
What is your opinion?
>>29378492
I think this guy is fucked. That is not funny or ironic in any way, that is just plain mental ineptitude. He's fucked.
>>29378492
I have no idea what this is but the thought of it being a genuinely retarded person who makes Youtube videos is making me laugh to the point of tears
>>29378492
I really, really, liked this video
Starting with a classic.
>>29378488
Will get it started.
>>29378506
robo is homo
Guess it is not meant to be.
So many people shoowed their true colors and left me for dead. I used to always go out of my way to help others
Even my mother and eldest bro kept kicking me when i was already down and rotting,struggling.
Needless to say,i was extremely bitter at how people waited till fucked up things out of my control kept fucking me up before twisting the blde in the wound
few miracles happenned. Another miracle could possibly happen,it would be the greatest relief ,if it happens,it would wipe away my "downfall"
As i'm getting back to normal,my anger and bitterness is fading away. BUT I MUST NEVER FORGET the harsh truth that people will let you down to rot when you hit rock bottom.Others will take pleasure in seeing you struggle
I must not go back to the naive old me who wanted to help everyone and always went out of his way to be extra kind to people.
But i also don't want to be constantly bitter
Any tips?
bump31445433
>>29378459
Nobody left you for dead.
Stop it with the hyperbole.
>>29379476
>The judge let me rot in this jail
>Nobody let you rot in jail. Stop it with the hyperbole
Why?
Think about it, normies and popular and successful because of their looks and personality but in a biomod or cybernetic era, those can be easy to change.
Are you horrible deformed? No problem, just get a new clone body!
Is your dick too small? Just get a new one
Are you an ugly shit? Just get a new face
Have mental problems? Just put this chip in your brain
Not only that but we will become immortal through technological means, thus making the need to reproduce be completely gone and we can deprogram our desire to reproduce or want to have kids, creating A. a population of people who fuck like mad and B. a population of asexuals with no desire for companionship.
And yes while the augs may be overpriced at first, the free market will drive the prices down by a fair margin, though this will probably take a lot of waiting (I'm gonna guess augs will be cheap by 2120).
So everybody will either be really good looking and everybody will be fucking everybody with no caring for monogamy and stuff because there is no longer a need to or be wizard monks who simply don't need companionship, an ideal for robots considering they both remove >tfw no gf.
Plus if all else fails, you will always have virtual reality, sexbots, and android AI waifus.
>inb4 feminists wanting to ban them
Don't worry, you can just make a male equivalent and say it's empowering. Plus it has been shown that new technology always outdates old morals (examples being the pill and abortions).
>>29378420
>implying we won't all die because of climate change and pollution before that happens
Wew lad
>>29378420
>Free market
>monogamy
>future
Uh, never been to america have you?
>>29378502
>hurrr climate change I'll believe anything
Post yourselves
>>29378415
yourselves
muteblock
>>29378415
Is that guy the star of a mexican samurai movie or something?
>>29378486
no really it's me
>a sweaty, healthy tomboy will never shove her smelly butt against your face after a workout and rip a vegetable-powered fart against your nose
Why even live tbqfh famalamamapai?
>no fart huffers on tonight
what is it pleb day on r9k?
>>29378395
*FFFFFFBPPPPLLPPLPLLLRNTTTTTF*
gibe tomboy gf pls
What do you guys do for neet money? Been making $5 a day pretty much doing nothing with Swagbucks, so that's nice.
I used to pose as a girl on Runescape and scam thirsty faggots out of their rare items. Then I'd post them on playerauctions and wait till they sold. Sometimes I made hundreds of dollars by selling a single item. It was pretty cash m8.
>>29378411
>you will never be able to make $$$$$$$$$ being a chaturbate slut
why is life so cruel bros
also based moly
>>29378350
how the fuck do you get this to start working
every time I try surveys they just dont work
Does anyone else here turn down and actively try not to engage with girls just to spite themselves? I hate myself and women and i don't want to have sex or a relationship even though i crave it. I like to imagine myself as a 40 yr old killing himself when gets drunk one night and nonone cares. When girls talk to me i make sure to be as rude and assholeish as possible to keep them away from me, i love being miserable
>>29378310
Little bit yeah.
It's probably more to do with me working nights and almost never going out during the day.
Having no friends to drag me outside.
I find myself buying into the poisonous rhetoric on this site, but really I dismiss it when I realise I don't know any women and can't fairly hold any prejudices.
I really can't afford to give up this job. So it looks like I'm not going to meet any women and test the theories laid out before me.
Maybe I should take some holiday and fuck off somewhere sunny for a week. But it's as you say. I like being miserable.
>>29378719
it's only poisonous if you see them as lesser beings, otherwise its good for keeping people from making bad decisions. I don't hate women, but i realize that i just cant operate with them, im just saving myself trouble this way
I do it to because I hate females.
Can anyone explain emojis to me? When did they stop being called emoticons and when texting a girl do they have different meanings?
Should grown men even use them?
>>29378260
Emojis are just a brand of emoticons. If you use them you should consider cutting your fingers off so you can't use them ever again.
Literally nothing beats the winky smiley face ;)
Nowadays I semi-ironically use lame nose based emoticons such as :^)
>>29378260
>Should grown men even use them?
No one should use them but women get away with it. Nothing pisses me off more than trying to have a conversation with a chick and she sends like three emojis instead of something that you can build on. Even worse when she gets mad at you for not replying
>tfw no pelikula watching, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, diyaryo reading, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>American military baby having, sex trade participating
I wonder if this is just a bot.
>>29378247
just stop nigga damn no you dont have that and never will get over it fuck
