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>Want to get this https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Maximum-Strength-Desensitizing/dp/B00EF8OL0S
>Don't want it showing up on my purchases
What do?
>>29381372
who's looking through your amazon account? just set up another one if yours is shared for some reason.
suicideis the simplest way
>>29381415
My mom
Ginal
There's at least 5 other chans with better robot boards than 4chan.
The only posters who stay here are shitposters & teenagers who literally can't find them.
>>29381350
are they all english? i only know 2 of what you're referring to.
>>29381350
>divide and conquer tactic
nice try reddit
seepicrelated famalam
>>29381350
Help out somebody who can't find them?
I have no friends here in Portland town
I'm going to get really blazed and bike around
Will post results
In the meantime suggest things to do while I'm out and about will try to complete requests within reason
hey man i live here too and i love riding my bike high af at night. barely any cars and there's a bike lane on every street
i'm moving in 3 months for school after living here my whole life im gonna miss it
>not fucking portland trannies
what are you doing son?
>>29381304
not getting aids
portland is a hub for degeneracy
Why do blacks live like this?
They don't make good house animals
>>29381182
It's all they know how to do.
>>29381182
But I see whites and Hispanics as well
what's it like to be in ananimeclub
It's like /a/ except the autism isn't pretend
nuff said son
>>29381193
Fuck I know what con that is too.
Why is being a pervert looked down on?
It only is if you're unattractive. If you're attractive, you're kinky ;3
Because it makes people uncomfortable.
>>29381032
define pervert
I no-showed work today and there's a message on my phone that I'm afraid to listen to
Take a deep breath and just listen to the damn thing, you know you'll need to eventually.
I'll be ITT a bit to guide you through the panic.
pull yourself together op. that was a pretty fucked up thing you did.
Well, you better kill yourself before they send you another
>summer
>go out in public
>see slutty 14 year old girls
How do you maintain self control? I have trouble doing so.
>>29380921
>go out in public
Normie alert
By knowing that they probably wish I was dead too
>>29380921
Okay here's what you do.
1) Get really, really tanned (if you're white, otherwise skip this step)
2) Go to Germany and say you're a refugee from Syria or wherever
3) Rape little girls
4) Get a couple of years probation at best because they don't want to appear racist
You can thank me later.
What kind of pills will kill you? Inb4 all of them.
>>29380887
Don't bother. The ones that would do it quickly and without causing tons of pain are illegal. Pills are more likely to land you in the hospital than they are to kill you, that's why women prefer them as a "suicide" method.
You're just going to fuck it up. Just go jump off a building or something.
>>29380887
cyanide or GTFO
>gf works double the time I work
>I make double what she makes an hour
>always too tired to go out and do things with me
>70% of the time I'm home alone doing fucking nothing all day
>just want to fuck
>she's too tired from long day at work
>been using tinder, just collecting matches to feed my ego, never really talked to anyone
>very tempted to just start fucking random girls since there's virtually no way she'd find out if I fuck them at their house instead of bringing them to our apartment
What exactly is so inherently wrong about cheating? I fucking hate this life. I love my gf but this workaholic shit is so fucking gay. I want to spend more time with her.
>>29380822
i don't think their is anything wrong with cheating necessarily...it indicates there is something serious wrong in the relationship you are in I think..
I don't know what to fucking do..I love my gf but she is emotionally abusive..and I need to let her go, but I can't there willl be a void left behind
>>29380822
Just ask her to lay on the bed upside down so you can relieve yourself
>>29380956
im not trying to piss on people im trying to fuck
>yearly check-up
>are you sexually active yet, anon?
>>29380620
I went to get a physical recently
>Are you sexually active?
>No
>... you're not sexually active?
>N-no
>smugpepe.png
>>29380620
>yet
The fucking nerve
How many robots have lied and said yes to this?
Erica is best girl prove me wrong
>>29380560
https://imgur.com/a/a98Ms
She needs fucking help.
>>29380560
i sent her a skype request calling her a fucking whoer and all that but she hasn't fucking accepted it yet.
fuck her
I thought her dad irl b& her from teh internetz
>tfw being an arab in europe
>I stopped being a muslim since I was like 14 ( when I started reading about religions in general and Islam specifically from outside sources )
>live in a town in the middle of fuck no where
>whenever I go out on the streets I get dirty looks from locals
>I'm very integrated, I speak the language and everything and I'm studying at the nearby uni
>I'm genuinely nice , like I don't expect anything from anyone in return , that's who I am
>My only fault is being born to an arab family
>I love arab women but neither muslims or white people accept me
Everyday I read about how much the world hates us , everyday I see it in everyone's eyes , everyday I think about ending it all and offing myself , everyday I feel like I'm stuck , I'm choking through life and I know it only well get worse and worse , what's the least painful way to kill myself ?
>>29380449
calm down man, no need to explode at us!
>>29380449
Start wearing Christian regalia and witnessing to let the locals know your a good one.
>>29380449
Wear a crucifix problem solved.
Let's share images and stories about the most wonderful parts of female anatomy. Even the crustiest, beefiest roasties can be redeemed if they have qt feets.
>>29380428
Is she smelling her shoe? Also, moar?!
>>29380467
Some women like the finer things in life, in this case Converse feetsies
>>29380428
I smelled some shoes once, they didn't have a scent.
I was disappointed.
ITT: we make fun of fembots who are currently having their period right now
nah that doesn't sound interesting
HAHAHA LOOK AT THOSE LOSERS HAVING NATURAL BODY FUNCTIONS THAT SHOW THAT THEY'RE HEALTHY AND CAPABLE OF GIVING BIRTH
>>29380533
He said ironically attempting to kickstart his dying thread
