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Post your ideal woman. I'll start:
She also has to be okay with gently stroking my hair and breastfeeding me.
alison brie circa season 1-3 community
she looks like shit now though
>>29375241
Dark-haired, tall, sexually liberated.
What did she mean by this, guyz?
>>29375229
>orangecoatgirl
is that her gimmick? does she need to wear her orange coat everywhere now?
>>29375256
She's the grill from here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ET2KoynZO8
>>29375288
reee this video is bothering me for some reason
why does she act so entitled?
Are there any valid resources I can use for suicidal thoughts? I hear that the suicide hotline is a trap, but I'd much rather not talk about it on 4chan.
>>29375223
What's that one movie with Steve Martin and I think Adam Sandler where one the former works at a suicide hotline place?
>>29375223
Suicide hotline, at least in the UK, technically can't tell you not to kill yourself. They just try to distract you by giving you someone to talk to.
>>29375324
The US is a police state. They make money by sending people to jail, and they're sure as shit not gonna miss a money banker like this.
What does /r9k/ diet consist of?
I eat pretty much just frozen pies and frozen pizzas. Sometimes I eat leftovers at my parents.
Pic related. My dinner.
>Pastas
>Burgers
>Mince
>Frozen pizza/chips
>All day breakfast in a can
>Coffee
This has been the entirety of my diet for 2 years now
I ravage through my neighbors' trash every once in awhile.
>>29375409
Do you ever miss normie food? Like homecooked stuff from when you were a child?
Who prison gay here?
>>29375196
U gay bro? U a faggot bro?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw no black trans gf
; _;
>Reee on the prison wall
RED FLAG
ABORT ABORT
>>29375195
"Abort" is the correct course of action.
>>29375213
It's too bad, she is pretty attractive. Also she isn't aware of my autism yet so I still had a chance.
>her mental illness begins with a D or an A
If my bf keeps telling me he is going to kill himself do you think he will actually do it eventually?
>>29375106
Don't worry I'll be there for you if it happens.
>>29375106
your bf is a bit faggy
>>29375106
>Keeps telling me
He's a little bitch, the world will be better without him.
What's this fine gentlemans John Henry again?
I seem to can't remember.
>>29375040
>I seem to can't remember.
lol fucking what
>>29375040
He review our souls and dreams.
>>29375040
The name is Jurasek. John Jurasek.
>go to the catalog
>PORN
>threads with most replies
>PORN
>threads that have nothing to do with women
>PORN PORN PORN
WHEN THE FUCK DID /r9k/ BECOME FUCKING /porn9k/ I DON'T REMEMBER IT BEING LIKE THIS LAST YEAR.
>>29374902
>go to your moms house
>PORN
Eh. Have some facefucking.
i dont wanna see porn
i wanna see memes
Hey losers. I want to try out some gaming. What kind of handheld systems do you have? The money just came in so price isn't really an issue.
>>29374864
>the money just came in
my nigga
>>29374864
>3ds
no
>>29374864
I didn't like the 3ds much. Do you like GBA games like pic related though? Get yourself a flashcart and play roms on GBA
>tfw she has a bigger dick than you
>>29374780
>she
wut
>>29374780
If I dated a tranny that had a bigger dick than me I would just get a pussy and fake being FtM.
>>29374780
That's a terrible feel
I don't know what I'd do in that situation. Maybe just break it off with her. I don't think I could handle her silently judging me, knowing that she - a fucking man that completely failed hard at being a man to the point that they fucking gave up - has a bigger dick than the one that's meant to be the masculine one in the relationship
>be bitter about the fact i'm a virgin while everyone i know has had sex with multiple partners
>consider getting an escort so i can feel like a normal person
>realize i'll just be bitter about the fact that i have to pay while everyone else gets it simply for existing
can't fucking win
>>29374755
> everyone else gets it simply for existing
Thats not how it works, you just are to autistic to do it like they do
Just get an escort
You're fretting over not having put your dick into the wet hole of some doofus. Some goofy fuck walking around with a hole between their legs, weirdly mushing together and making fart sounds every now and then. You're contemplating suicide over not having pushed your smelly sweaty earthwormlike abomination into that, while both of you make disconcerting noises that remind of an overweight pig getting suffocated.
Ok.
>>29375012
putting it like that is only making me want to do it even more
How much time do you aproximate you have left on this earth /r9k/?
Was your life worth living?
Did you live your youth, when did you meet your first love? In high school maybe?
What are some good memories about her?
I remember watching the sunsets with in my dad's jeep in the same parking spot near a forest in hot summer evenings with my girlfriend at that time, we smoked the shittiest mexican brick weed, laugh, talk and fuck listening to our favourite The Smith's songs.
No matter how bad everything is going nowdays i allways get nostalgic and happy thinking about how happy i was back than.
What are you gonna tell your grandchildren about your teen years in the 2000's?
What memories do you hang on to keep you going robots?
Bumping with pics of young people long dead now, this is a girl in London 1931, amazing job on the coloring, she probably had a nice life
>>29374746
Some kids in NYC circa 1930, hard to think they aged, lived full lives, saw wars, culture changes and died.
They seem so happy, they probably did something mediocre that day like going to buy something from the grocery store, they probably didnt remember that ever happened, but is amazing how a photo can keep that exact moment, and how nostalgic i can get for places i never visited or ever will.
Some sort of baby cage apparently they were a common ocurance back than, you would most likely get thrown in jail now for doing that.
No ideea of the location or year of this pic, wonder if that kid now old as fuck or dead remembered the view of that city who changed so much by now from his comfy nest above the ground of that city
>tfw my gf found out about my other gf
>>29374688
how shall you proceed from here?
>>29374704
I'm staying at my third gf's place right now until this shit dies down.
>>29374688
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SHARE THEM FAIRLY ON THIS BOARD. WTH ANON?
Normies will never know this feel
>she's out having a good time with her handsome lover
>you're at home laughing at frog images on the internet
>>29374697
I don't have a she and this is no laughing matter anon.
>>29374747
I was paraphrasing a Foul Bachelor Frog image that's been around for a while. I don't have it anymore though ;_; I miss this meme
