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>go to a food place often enough for the people there to start making small talk with you
>have to find a new food place
>go to a food place often enough for the people there to start hating you
>have to find new food place
I don't know why i hate it when food service people start to remember my usual order but i do. When i see them already punching in my order before I've even said anything, or if they ask me do i want 'the usual', that's it for that place. I get food elsewhere after that.
>>29372575
I hate it too. At the same time I'm jelly of people who are regular customers somewhere and everyone working there knows them. Must be some insecurity thing, fear of people judging things I like.
Who was your oneitis robots? If anyones interested ill post my story i just wondered why you couldnt be with her or if anyone is the same boat?
My eyes water and my breath gets shallow just thinking about it.
I almost had her, I was [ ] this close...
She is the most beautiful woman girl I've ever held. 5'2, auburn hair, pale skin, a cutesy angle face. And her body was miraculous. She never worked out but you wouldn't believe it...
But it's who she was that I fell in love with. She was the most complex person I've known.
She wanted to work as a Nurse but she hardly talked about Nursing. We'd have these great, long discussions about social and political issues. She knew her stuff so well. I felt like she was capable of more than nursing. A leader. a politician. But she had an extreme lack of confidence and felt that she was better off taking less risks in life.
Her humor could be crude and make you crack up like you were at a comedy show or her humor could be sweet and cute like you were watching cat videos on YT.
I never went to her university but we became friends because she was neighbors with my best friend, in their dorm.
We got very close. Once, when we were alone, I grabbed her by the arms and whispered into her ear, one of our inside jokes. She whispered back and wrapped her arms around my waist and pulled our bodies tightly together.
If I had kissed her, like I should have, my life would be different right now and we'd not be having this conversation.
But I was distracted by various things, and above all, I knew my best friend wanted her a lot more than I did.
It wasn't until they started dating that the full weight of my loss fell on me like a ton of bricks. Maybe I didn't fully want her until I couldn't have her.
Even so, for the first couple of weeks that they dated, me and her would still have alone time in between his classes. We'd still cuddle and I'd hold her. One time she vibrated her hips against my pelvis, laughing. If it was just a joke, there was no harm right?
One time, I kissed her on the forehead and she kissed my hand. My best friend then walked into the room
>>29372678
I expected a walk the dinosaur greentext but anon, that hurts im so sorry man, if you want good ol uncle OP to offer advice id say cut her off and try to forget about her as much as you can
>>29372678
He paused in shock for the slightest moment. Just have a second of bewilderment and confusion and then "what's up guys?"
"Nothing, just watching some tv". I think we had the tv on to some random cartoon.
She got up and hugged him and kissed his head (he's short, I'm tall) and they cuddled down on the bed while I became the third wheel.
After that, they become more and more reclusive. I was never really invited over again and the few times I went over, I had insisted upon it. I wanted to see her so badly. But we never got that close, physically, again.
I debated making my feelings crystal clear but ultimately, I love my best friend so much that I couldn't complicate his life like that. He was an overweight manlet who never thought he'd have a chance with a girl like that. She somehow liked his quirky personality. She was good for him. And I love them both. How could I ruin that for him, for her?
He and I had a falling out at some point. Now we're very close again. So are they, they discuss getting married.
I've moved on and I've had lots of girls in my bed and even now have a quasi-girlfriend who claims to be in love with me.
But none like her. None like A. I still ask him about her everytime I see him. Haven't seen her in over a year. They have a semi-long distance relationship.
In so many ways she was perfect for me. I still think about how foolish I was, frequently. But then again, I'm happy enough and they're happy too so who's to say it didn't turn out just right?
Deep down, I know I'm just lying to myself though
If this post ends in an even number I will order a pizza, if it ends in an odd number i will have a healthy.
h-here I go!
>>29372335
Good for you anon, you may not enjoy the healthy as much as the pizza but you can be proud that you did something good for yourself
>>29372335
Wow thanks for the rare cuckio.
Pizza is pretty healthy is you dont put unhealthy shit on it.
>had some month+ old piss bottles in my closet
>smell like rotting fish
>panicking because somebody is always home and they'll smell if I try to dispose of them
>finally have a 10 minute break
>empty them into the bathtub and rinse them out
>put a bunch of activate charcoal in them
>rinse them out again
>the activate charcoal completely neutralized the smell
bump, this information needs to get out to the TRUE robots still here
>>29372332
Why would you empty them in the bathtub? I empty mine in the toilet with intermittent flushing.
I wonder what causes the horrible smell because fresh urine doesn't smell anything like week old piss bottles.
>>29372916
Fresh urine is sterile, but is a perfect breeding ground for bacteria. Once it's out of you bacteria can begin growing in it and start to break down the urea in the urine into ammonia and other nitrogenous compounds that are what cause the foul smell.
Why dont you become a cop? You can beat the shit out of women and even rape them and nobody would ever raise a finger.
I'm on it. It's the only way you can legally own a firearm for self-defense in my country.
>>29372345
>tfw uncut American masterrace
feels good nigga
>>29372326
hey hey hey guys, check out my brad new, original meem! I made it jsut foar u
btw ur a fuckign nigger
>you will never gag on a mtf's girlcock
why live
if you become one, you can get all the autistic weeb trans lesbian cock you can handle or your money back
>>29372402
So much this.
/mtfg/ is literally weaboo trans lesbian central. If you tell them you're trans and want a gf you ill get 30 skype invites instantly.
>>29372312
>you will never shoot 50 mtfs in a gaybar
why Allah
If you had a bi gf and she wanted to sleep with another girl, how would you react?
Guess it was the wrong place to ask... not only does no one here have a gf, no one can even begin to imagine having one.
Ask to have a threesome first
Have a few threesomes
Then let her fuck other girl
>>29372305
Firm no.
Any evidence she did and I tell her to pack her bags and debate beating the shit out of the third party.
Man, woman, dog, whatever.
If it's a dog I get to beat it to death.
>Be in the military
>Move 4 hour drive away from girlfriend
>Gf is a 3.14
>Great sex
>See her every weekend I have free
>Go on a 3 week exercise
>Living in the field
>Training to attack positions and urban combat
>Come back on the friday
>Gf booked a hotel for us to stay in that weekend
>She drives up here to get me
>She is excited to see me
>Saturday night
>We fuck
>Get text from her ex saying he fucked her
>Showed her
>She starts crying and says she cheated a few days ago
>She said I wasn't giving her enough emotional support
>WTF I WAS LIVING IN A DITCH FOR 3 WEEKS WITH NO PHONE
>Ditch her
>She begs for forgiveness
>Cries for days
>Says she will do anything
>Break up with her but keep in close contact
>She wants to prove to me that she is sorry
>Fast forward a few weeks
>She can no longer afford rent
>She moves up with family near where I am posted
>She hasnt even told her family that we have split up
>She is living with her dad for 6 months rent free
>Her dad expects her to move in with me after those 6 months
>I tell her its not happening because she fucked another guy
>She starts screaming that I fucked her life up.......
>>29372281
>>29372281
Women hehh
>>29372338
>>29372338
Women hehehehe
>>29372281
Why are you dating pies?
Why the hell did he do it? It doesn't make any sense. He had everything: Money, confidence, a nice car, education etc...
And why did he kill his Asian bros, but killed only so few (and ugly) girls?
Something really stinks about this story.
He also had good looks a father with a lot of connections.
He was part of the fucking 1%.
Why the hell would he throw everything away just because he didn't have sex? Why not go to a hooker?
Like I said: Nothing makes sense about this story, and robots don't even question it. It's really sad.
it doesnt make sense indeed, i also wonder why.
he saw the glow beneath the ebb and flow
question for the spicey thinkers for /r9k/
why is fat shaming is the most common shaming tactic out there?
i don't see many alcoholics and smokers getting rammed as hard as fat people do
i mean shit, my neighbour is dying from drinking and have to sleep with a machine that helps him breath but i never seen anyone that actually come up to help him or even suggest he got a problem
>>29372252
Nice b8, good luck OP
>>29372269
oh right, i should post on the daily black cock thread right
>>29372252
because not being fat is literally the easiest thing anyone could ever achieve and yet so many people fail to grasp that simple understanding and they still eat themselves to an early miserable disgusting grave
Do women like uncut penisses?
>>29372199
Yes, as long as they're clean.
>>29372458
Shut the fuckk up bitch
>>29372585
How long have you been impotent?
Why is it that in every tv show the man is portrayed as a bumbling fool and the woman is the only reasonable person in the household?
I'm skipping channels and literally every sitcom has the same trope
>>29372197
Female power fantasy.
>>29372197
>watching tv
Just pirate movies, tv is cancer except for actual comedy shows.
>watching the tube
kys
What attributes are present in the typical person that kills themselves?
Probably below average looking + high intelligence, right? Under these conditions they probably realize how absurd life is and are too smart to be entertained around most people, and probably realize women aren't worth it so they don't put in the extra effort to appeal to them, which they have to do since they're below average looking.
a little pussy who has no balls
That and they hate themselves to begin with.
>high intelligence
>suicide
yeah, ok senpai
You're walking down the aisle at the gas station and you see this girl standing in your way. She says something to you that you can't quite catch, but it sounds flirtatious. What do you do?
>>29372135
Pretend I didn't hear her and turn around obviously.
Think about saying something, imagine our lives together, laughing and cuddling, then not say anything and walk away, think about her at night, wake up, cry,
>>29372135
If shes confident enough to show that much skin, shes too confident for me.
What video games are you looking forward to anons?
None, I stopped enjoying videogames years ago
growing up feels like shit
>>29372057
Yooka-laylee
>>29372057
None. I was waiting for Bully 2 forever, but gave up on it. Everything is a shooter, MMO, or an open world adventure game these days.
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