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What website has the shittiest, unfunniest, and least dank memes?
>4chan
>Tumblr
>Vine
>Youtube
>Other?
>>29372998
4chan
Also that's a fake
>>29372998
Vine and Facebook.
>>29372998
Facebook for sure.
Everyone thinks they're on a soap box on facebook so they just share dumb political opinions and virtue signal.
They don't want to say stuff that is outrageous enough to be dank.
Daily reminder that 4chan has always been at least 30% female and that will never change, no matter how much you bitch and REEEEEE.
I do not believe you.
I still think they deserve to be brutally raped and killed.
Yes and they're almost entirely on /soc/ and /b/
Which Hermione is best Hermione and why is year 5 the correct answer?
Dumb creep how is 5 year old hermione best
first year of coarse
Year 2 obviously
>What's your favourite thing in your room
Mine is my blanket. It's a normal bed blanket, but i couldn't live without it. when I sit at my computer I wrap it around me, when I leave my room I do it too.
My blanket is my life, in summer and in winter.
My star hat
It glows in the dark and has stars and nebulas on it, hand painted
And my headphones
Never go anywhere without those
>>29372893
I can relate to the headphone thing.
It's terribly noisy outside.
>>29372878
My car.
So far the most expensive thing i've bought. And I had to work up the money myself (poor single mom, so I even have to rent at home). After a year of toiling away at my shitty job, I bought it a month after I got my license.
I love it. It's my freedom. It's my baby, and I take care of it. I service it myself, I wash it myself, and I obliterate the fucking speed-limit every single day in it.
I love it. It's not perfect. It's not that fast. But it's mine.
>This is my car. There are many like it, but this one's mine.
Why are men such idiots?
Women are literally superior
Why do men get butthurt so easily
>>29372975
Dudes probably a robot, toy a bit.
Do people seriously expect dumb shit to not get called out?
American robots, post your state
Template in first comment
textless posts are not allowed just like fun
>>29372819
why not just type it out instead of painting it in on a map you autist.
maybe if you're trying to fill one map in with all the states, but wtf is this?
>>29372851
for fun
you're being a little too bitter for this thread
What dreams and aspirations do you have robots?
Whats stopping you?
>>29372756
>Having a gf
>Repaint and turbo my car
>Having a collection of other berry nice cars
>Whats stopping you?
Money.
Just wanted to have an ordinary life desu. I'm pretty average on most things. I'm not ugly, just somewhat "funny looking" but I'm not so funny. I developed mental illnesses during childhood for sure mostly due to social awkwardness. Now mostly just chronically depressed and it's certainly holding me back.
>>29372756
i have no idea
also to be original
The birdies have hatched (=
>>29372751
pls be a nice person and let them be
>>29372778
I will.
lanigiro
>>29372751
you could douse them in gasoline
just came home from a job interview i think i got it and can escape the NEET kingdom
what did you do today?
>>29372727
>what did you do today?
your mom
>>29372755
if you ever did anyone you wouldn't be here faggot
>>29372763
l fucked your mom and came inside
Give me your best reee, robots!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FI2aD31Rlm
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29372750
That was haunting. Good job.
FUKING NEWFAGS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who here had a crush on a cartoon character as a kid?
I really liked this foxy semen demon from robin hood. She's loyal, kind, active, cute and feminine at the same time!
I still have crushes on cartoon characters.
Original HHHHNNGG
>>29372598
yes. my first crush:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbZhRP27bwM
Post your puppet or dogger
>>29372532
He's a Maltese named Pants. Just took this photo for the thread. He was peeing in the backyard.
Mods please stop banning my tripcode
>>29372532
>>29372615
cute and nice doggos, both nailing the uncomfortable and slightly nervous look, overall 10/10
My friendly doggo
Drinking is pathetic.
having dependence on anything is pathetic
>>29372510
Drinking=/=being dependent on drink though
>>29372474
I pity alcoholics, but if someone is just comfortably drunk then I feel envy more than pity.
Welcome to the salty spittoon
How tough are ya?
it's been 3 days since she ignored my text and I still haven't killed myself, let me in
I lost an argument on r9k and only cried for 20 minutes.
I'm forced to sit through whiny, faggoty posts like >>29372464 24/7 and somehow I keep coming here
>graduated highschool yesterday
>summer break now
>no friends
>no hobbies
>no job
>no future prospects
>bored as fuck right now
>can't play vidya because I'd rather stare at a wall
>can't even watch television because it's not my brand of escapism
Kill myself now or later?
Wait and see if you parents care about you or not first.
well you've got porn right?
Always waiting with killing yourself if the pain stays after 10 cromosomes you know your time has come
