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Who is your oneitis robots? and why cant you ever get with her?
A girl I met in astronomy class.
I wanted to ask her out for awhile, finally did in an unclear convoluted way, so I'm not sure if she really knew.
Either way, she had just got a bf around two weeks before.
They've been dating for over a year now.
I've been around for the whole ride, seeing them both on a regular basis.
One time I came over to and watched LOTR with them, all of us on the same couch under the same blanket.
I know I'm a cuck, and that I should just walk away. I know I don't love her, because how could I? But I can't leave. Everything still seems to revolve around her.
>tfw haven't had a oneitis in years
I don't even remember what it feels likekThere was comfort in the longing
my oneitis is my best friends gf
So I finally got a wage slave job and had to move out on my own. I tried calling cumcast but the Jews want $50 a month. No way I can afford that. Is there a cheaper alternative? Can I steal a neighbor's or try to pay them $20 a month to share? How would I go about trying to ask? I don't know any of them.
Guys? Pls help. How do neets afford their internet?
just pay 50 I pay 75 because i need fast web with no lag
they got us by the balls
>>29367013
just buy your internet from the phone company
You are now blinking manually?
How does it feel roachie?
you're breathing manually huehue
you're now aware of your belly button
you're now aware of the room you're in and not just your computer screen
>>29367025
thanks i needed an existential reminder.
>my house is empty and i really want to invite someone
>my house is almost secluded from the rest of my city
>i can make things happen
i dont have friends :o
>>29366990
>>29367025
you didn't get dubs
aware now
Okcupid is such a shit website, probably the shittest website on the internet.
>look for women in my area
>95% of them are fat and/or ugly
>most have "I'm a feminist, deal with it." on their profile
>their answers to sex questions show they're whorish sluts looking for threesome gangbangs or whatever shit rather than an actual serious stable relationship
Fuck that shit website, hours of scouring and couldn't even find a single person I'd want to meet, let alone one who would probably message me back.
>>29366945
It's not okc's fault
>>29366945
robots should pursue relationships that begin anonymously online only. it's the ONLY way to find a pure qt with similar interests.
>>29366945
had the same experience desu lad
>tfw sent an actual girl that I met in real life a creepy text message
My life is in a downward spiral, when will it end...
post it and keep us updated
>>29366882
Good mate now you can move on.
>>29366882
What did you say to her? Did you show her your pepes?
Tell me, /r9k/, what is it like being smart? How does it feel to go through life knowing you are the intellectual superior to 99% of the people you come across? Do you ever get frustrated by being surrounded by idiots and morons at all times and in all places, including on the internet? Or do you enjoy it? I ask this as a mere simpleton myself, a man of merely average intellect, for I will never know these feels.
I used to think I was pretty smart.
But as I went along in life, I met more people to dissuade me of the notion.
If you think you're really smart, that's probably only because you haven't met enough people
>>29366872
I wouldn't call myself smart, but I used to work in an area where all the African immigrants live and they're all stupid as shit
It was the most frustrating time of my life dealing with these idiots.
I'm pretty sure that's was true genius level people feel like when talking with regular folk like us.
>>29366872
I read a lot of books so I'm somewhat knowledgeable. But intelligent? Nah.
Those moments when you know more as someone but don't want to be too smug about it sucks though.
>Sperm from stressed-out men passes on anxiety and depression to their children and grandchildren
http://www.abc.net.au/worldtoday/content/2016/s4483878.htm
Yea no shit it's called genes
That's a terribly written article.
>>29366885
>nomies expecting me to be myself and stop worrying all the time
>it's in my genes
Tfw money, a high end car, a gf still don't make you happy.
>>29366839then give them to me
why aren't you happy retard ?
>>29367033
You always want more, a better job, better stuff, hotter gf
>tfw just heard neighbor's lost their husky because of retarded blue collar troglodytes leaving the gate open
And....you're mad about it...or....sad?
>>29366757
Get over it you over sensitive faggot
huskies r mean
>spent my whole life thinking I'm an intelligent underachiever
>tfw when you grow up and realize you are simply stupid and talentless.
You must be glad that iq is largely a meme, then.
>>29366824
IQ is useless.Talent and ability can only be measured by competing with other people. If you are among the best, everyone likes you, and if you are average or bad, eveyone hates you.
>>29366749
Come on anon. You do not want to be intelligent, you wanna be witty or funny instead. You are that right? R-right?
>2000 is further away than 2030
>>29366738
That just means we be cyberpunk n sheeet. We be future yo having fucking robots and android n shieet.
Get augmented penis n shieet you know what I'm sayin nigger?
>>29366771
Word I'm pumped for my vibrating dick.
>I'm pumped because I'm 20 now and by 2030 I should be working as a programmer making bank.
>>29366836
>>I'm pumped because I'm 20 now and by 2030 I should be working as a programmer making bank.
I don't think so, you will be a NEET living in your parents basement.
Who here fucked up in college (droped out) and now is going to wageslave in a minimum wage drone-like job for the rest of their lives?
I feel like ordering some helium to be honest. If i'm going to put cans in shelves for the rest of my life i literally don't know how i will be able to cope with life...
Unless, it's harsh in the first months but then you become a drone yourself and you will stop feeling anything and caring for ambitions, hopes and dreams...
I think that i'll probably loose all my personality.
I lost my oportunity to meet people with similiar interests to mine and fight for my ambitions... It's funny cause i never tought that a person could loose so much in life...
You will only be a drone if you choose to be. Focus on starting your own business if you want to get somewhere.
>>29366883
>Focus on starting your own business
Dude, i literally droped out of college, i don't know anything about financing... I was never suited to create my own business nor i intend to unless i want to drown in debt.
There is no escape. I'll just hope that they let me have some days off at weekend so i can get completely drunk and numb my feelings.
Now i understand why proletarians look so miserable and unhealthy.
>>29366937
Then read mr money moustache, that's your escape
i'm finally going to confront the kid andre who used to bully me in highschool and is now dating the girl who cheated on me for another guy she fucked at her work. I genuinely cant fucking wait to smash this cunts head in, i have been in a fight before and i won. Hopefully with andre i can fucking destroy his face and make sure no one will recognise him after im done, the bitch needs to learn that people cant get away with fucking over decent people like that. the irony in that sounds funny considering i'm bashing him but i feel as if its necessary for the amount of pain i have been through. what are your thoughts bots
>implying Chad won't kick your ass then fuck your ex gf in front of you
tip top kek
BLUNT
FORCE
TRAUMA
>>29366742
i doubt it, i will keep this thread updated when i fucking maul him
how do i stop wanting to have sex with men? i am a man
Accept that you wanna pound boipucci.
Or look at it as establishing dominance
Why do you want to stop wanting to have sex with men?
>>29366743
what if i want men to fuck my boipucci?
Ask a black fembot anything. Here is a picture of me hanging with my best friends.
unga bunga dindu nothing?
MUP DA DOO DlDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA?
>>29366670
Do those tits hurt your back?
This is an ama, right?
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