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Who /cuck/ here?
Me
>>29364408
Can i fuck your ass and cuck the other parts your body?
>>29364444
t..t..t...t..tho..those numbers!! BY GOD
loI your a cuck
So /r9k/ the time for me to finally kill myself has come.
While doing it, I want to at least help humanity a little.
So I want to make it look like I an dying for a cause.
Something like the monk who self-immolated. Pic related. I will self-immolate too since it is seen as the most popular way of killing yourself to protest.
For what cause should I do it? What should I write? I will leave letters and writings so the media can write about it.
Grab a gun, go to the nearest Mosque and try to get the high score instead. You might even start a world war with that shit.
Where are you from?
I'd do it with you
As for the cause? Probably to spread awareness of people being dicks to each other. I mean, that's what all causes come down to.
Write about Israel
30 years old and I've never, ever had a girlfriend.
can anyone beat that?
How are you holding up?
>>29364386
Lol hate to break it to you but you're a total loser lmao
>>29364476
I've know that for a good while at this point.
>>29364386
Norman here, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
>girlfriends since the age of 15
>some crazy
>abusive relationships
>others ok but we drifted apart
>still feel at least slightly attached to anyone i've been with
>wish i could be a NEET virgin again without the bitter memories
That one guy said it's better to have loved and lost than never to have love at all. It's not
I got told i look like a JUST'd Drake
is that a complement?
Did you get laid? Yes, else no.
>>29364317
ofc not, kv here
Are you Drake?
Are you drake?
Is there a better way to show your autism than buying a car, holey fuck
>grandfather bought me a mclaren f1 for my birthday
>can't drive it because of anxiety
>>29364275
How is buying a car autistic senpai?
>>29364316
Trying to figure out what car to buy, deciding how to pay - leasing, financing, cash.
Test driving, making small talk, all that
>tfw in love with best friends mom
When you sex her you can think about how your friend used to suck those titties too.
>>29364281
I want to marry her, then call my best friend son.
>>29364375
That would be cool. You could take him fishing and stuff.
Caught this on reddit and it made me think of you.
>>29364214
It's what happens when everyone but you puts effort into their social life.
>>29364214
>it's necessary to have lots of friends to be normal or not depressed
women
maybe once
>My lack of friends has been contributing to mild depression
Her lack of friends is -caused- by her mild depression.
>texting a friend of mine
>asked her if she would ever do porn
>she replies with "if I got paid enough"
That got me thinking, since every woman has a price would if be hard to start up a porn company?
it depends where you live more than anything else really, there's nothing stopping you. you go to your bank, ask for a loan to start up your company and a lawyer to ensure legality, and hire models from there
Isn't worth it. You missed your chance in the early 2000s.
Add the cost of lawyers + legal issues + equipment + starting up a decent site + renting a hotel room + paying a girl (girls will take $400-500). You'd be $12K down the hole and you probably wouldn't make it back.
In the end there's only so much you can make from vid views and advertisements. Since there's so much porn online, you'd have a hard time gathering customers.
Best option is to make a site with porn ALREADY out there.
I had a site from 2003-2010 where I made my own porn, AMA
>>29364101
Now I'm having doubts, maybe I'll do some home videos instead. Less hassle
>Who is she ?
Tell me more about her, robots
I do not even know desu, but not gf anymore
Feeling alone
>>29364047
I don't even know her name but she catches the same bus as me every morning.
I don't know anything about her apart from the type of music she listens to since it's always so loud and she always wears her hoodie up or a beanie like shes trying to hide her face.
She smiled at me once when I let her walk in front of me and one time I picked up her bus card that she dropped and she said thank you in such a soft voice.
Other than that I will never be good enough for her, I am too beta to initiate conversation with her.
Post your top 5 music artists, nothing more, nothing less
Nine Inch Nails
King Crimson
Talking Heads
David Bowie
Radiohead
>>29364042
Bladee
Bladee
Bladee
Bladee
ECCO2K
>>29364042
Elliott Smith
Keaton Henson
Mountain Goats
Wingnut Dishwashers Union
Jorge Mendez
>>29364042
Depeche Mode
Johnny Cash
David Bowie
Townes van Zandt
Portishead
>post on another board
>"fuck off back to /r9k/"
how do they always know??
because you probably radiate loser
Because you unironically use "normie" like the autistic reddit cunt you are
hating women, posting frogs, whining, being redpilled and smart, etc.
why do latin women have such phat juicy vulvas?
>>29363946
i want my medium sized benin in her vagoo now
>>29363946
Because they are fat, judging by your picture, OP.
"everybody has one good thing"
- Dirk Diggler
is a robots life harder than a normies life ?
if you think about it chads & normies spend most of their time working, working to climb the corporate ladder, work to gain higher social status, work to get pussy they also crave much much too much attention and spend so much energy acquiring it they would literally use any excuse to talk for no reason or do anything stupid to get it.
im surrounded by normies and the drama for me is too much to bare even for me as a full time student sometimes that drama reaches me cause i know someone who knows someone that did something....normies drama can reach the most innocent people
Anyway iv witnessed normies argue day in day out about who fucked who's girlfriend, social media posts & comments many many confrontations & back stabbings and fights
My room mate got drunk with his best friends girlfriend one night in my dorm nothing actually happened but he posted a pic on snapchat kissing her on the cheek, then the next day her boyfriend was jealous and asked me if anything happened
>(They didn't have sex cause i would of heard it)
>they just got drunk and watched Netflix the pic they posted was just for fun perhaps
>DONTASKME.GIF
>(tell him nothing happened between them)
Anyway they had a big as fight
idk what their friend ship is now
i just felt glad i don't have any actually drama coming my way it just feels comfy..
>>29363925
Stacies are on tutorial mode.
Normies have it easy.
Failed Normies have it worst than Normies.
Robots have it hard. Can have a little luck redeeming themselves.
Aspies and disabled people play on expert mode.
Aspies and disabled people without parents and who live in poverty Live on "Hell on earth" difficulty.
>>29364074
Shut the fuck up, you coddled little shit.
>>29364091
Unless you are the later you have no right to complain having your need met. Barely being able to put food on the table is lot more serious than tfw no gf all day.
Are there any jobs where you don't have to interact with people or at least keep it to a minimum?
Preferably real jobs/career paths and not just walmart shelf stocker or something.
Not really. Maybe you can make your own website or something.
Ebay seller. But that would require quite a bit of dedication and drive
>>29363921
>real jobs/career paths
I don't see that unless you think night security is a "career"
I used to work a job where I'd just sit at a computer for 8 hours and take non-stop bits and pieces of calls into the robot phone systems of huge businesses
From the time I would go in to the time I would leave, I literally never have to talk to anybody. It was really depressing though. A dead end job paying only $11/hr.
I make 13.50 now working in a mildly social warehouse environment and I don't consider that a career wage either, but I'm the most reclusive and autistic person on this planet and I still prefer this. I mean, to a certain point people literally are social animals and if you find yourself completely isolated it takes a toll on your mind and on your emotions. For that reason, I also advise against 3rd shift.
Work something physical during daylight hours and go to school for some boring normie job where you can earn a decent living. I'll be happy if someday I can earn over 50k.
A great chance has arrived!
You get to have free surgery to look like this fella over here.
Your "payment" is that you can never watch porn, hentai or anime ever again.
Would you do it?
no because i unironically look better than this meme already
I don't see any pros here
>>29363929
>>29363949
All the girls will wanna fuck you
