>walk into your room
>see this on your bed
How would you react?
Only a degenerate would keep muesli boxes by the bed.
>>29366529
grab the nearest hard object and hack it in the head until it looks dead, then throw it away in the wilderness
ask her why she is like that in my bed
>asked therapist how i can get a girlfriend and she tells me to "just be yourself"
I thought this was just a meme. I'm always myself, it's not like I'm pretending to be someone else all the time, myself sucks though.
I think part of the advice here is that being yourself you will find someone who will suit you better.
>>29366492
just be yourself is literally 'just continue doing what you want to do in life, and eventually somebody will take an interest in you'.
however, nobody is particularly fond of the notion that there's always a downside to this; that you could be doing shit that nobody is interested in and you proceed to spend your entire life being pussy repellent.
>>29366492
>tfw being myself is the only reason i can't get a gf
(Spoiler)fuck normies(/Spoiler)
What's a good thing to study if you want to avoid math
fuck university
Your reflection, so you can figure out why you're such a dumb faggot.
i am a math major, i would not suggest it if you are trying to avoid math
>>29366733
I almost fell off of this edge.
This girl is so damn hard to fucking read. She writes my name on her arm
I invite her to events and parties I do and she turns them down. Yet at the same time asks me to hang out with her friends. We take photos together as if we're a couple but she never fucking just gives me bf status.
Ive confessed to her, willing to accept her flaws of being a smoker and anemic even her past with having 11 ex-boyfriends. But still its as if im just orbiting in friendzone field.
I know she likes me but what is stopping her from just coming flat out to say it.
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>Jaquan....
Don't worry, you'll be dead by 25 anyway.
>>29366478
>Literally just date me and make it official.
she obviously doesn't want to, anon
Writing Shaniquaman Brown on your wrist in snapchat takes a lot less effort than making someone your bf and is probably more fun for her. Enjoy the flirts
>But still its as if im just orbiting in friendzone field
That is 100% what's happening. If a girl is acting as if she is interested but not responding to your advances, you are an orbiter. She is using you as an ego boost or a backup. Move on.
>only chads get laid
>only white guys get laid
>only fit guys get laid
>only guys with big dicks get laid
He must be rich, right robots?
>>29366443
What in the fuck is this, OP, explain yourself.
>>29366755
Proof that robots are full of excuses when the problem is really just their own laziness
>B-but muh genetics stop me from getting girls
>>29366443
She was probably paid to fuck him.
Why don't you just stop being mentally ill? It's not that hard. Also your diagnos is probably not that bad. This is how the world works, don't like it, leave it. Just don't be a burden for your parents.
less complaning and more doing.
I'll do you qt anime
>>29366433
use your willpoweroni to get rid of your autismoraviolli senpai
I can't really stop myself from being bipolar, dude. I wish I could. I spend every day wishing I could, despite 11 years of therapy all I can do is manage it, not get over it.
>be black man
>got sick of all the trouble of living in America as a black man
>sick of the racism and hate
>sick of being harassed by police
>sick of every girl thinking I'm going to rape them
>I'm 5'1 with a 5" dick so I can't even get by on the bbc meme
>decided to become a black woman instead
I'm only a year into...
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You're already more qt than me and I was born a black female so congrats.
>>29366441
Are you a roastie? Because roasties are toast.
>>29366489
African American women aren't pure
>tfw every game coming out has a diversity focus
except the japs
>>29366306
And what's the problem?
>>29366352
It is fucking anoying.
what are your honest thoughts on white privilege, social justice, affirmative action and all that stuff?
Please at least *try* to keep it low-memes.
I personally think that non-whites do get discriminated against on a daily basis. I mean I feel way better surrounded by white people who speak my language that I do when I'm alone with a bunch of ooga boogas in the subway late at night or something. I'm not quite sure if that qualifies as discrimation already.
>>29366255
White people should be privileged in their own country, I live in Europe and my people have lived here for thousands of years. We have foreigners imported by the hundreds of thousands, commit crimes, and if you criticise them publicly you can be socially ostracised or even jailed.
Tell me again how I am """""""privileged"""""""
>>29366287
fellow eurofag here, I feel you
as I said I feel better and safer around whites and there's probably a reason for that. Personally, I've never had a bad experience with a non-white but that's just because I live in a very wealthy city where crime is almost non-existant
>>29366255
Meh. It's not universal. I'm from Ukraine but live in California. I certainly don't call the people in Ukraine privileged.
>inb4 slabs aren't white
Fat belly gf thread
>TFW trying to find a belly gf without success
>>29366158
>tfw even belly girls reject you
I know that feel OP
I'm gonna go on online dating sites and see if I can find a chubster in my area. Wish me luck guys.
>you will never touch something this soft
>mfw for all we know our consciousness could be a result of refracting light off of what once was earth, as we all travel a light wave carrying our visible being through space as earth was destroyed billions of years ago and none of us would ever know it because we're all just a memory
>life isn't short
>life ended milenia ago
This nigga high ass hell
>>29366120
that kind of makes sense, famm
but wouldn't that mean you die when you go into a dark cave?
>>29366120
An "image" of our planet travelling through space like a reflection would be just that- an image.
It would be impossible for a consciousness to exist inside it for a simple reason- this image would not contain a copy of your brain chemistry and synapses- only an image of your head and face. That's some Plato shit right here- reflections do not posses the property of being
But decent trip, I r8 4/10
THE ADOLF HITLER WIKI QUEST!
>random article
>use the links to other articles to get to the fuhrer's article
>hardmode only use links that are before the article's contents box
>greentext list of articles used
>ayy lmao let's play this retarded memegame old as shit
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_and_the_Dread_Gazebo
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gazebo
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Vernon
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germany
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler
Wow, that was really bad.
>>29366111
I never understood this game. Can you use any link or only the first?
>up at 5:30
>nearby trail is empty, have it all to myself
>go for a nice run in peace
>it's cool out, sun is rising
>/comfy/ as fuck
Why don't you all fix your sleep schedules and enjoy the morning? You weren't out partying last night, you don't need to stay up until 3AM shitposting.
>>29366105
Fuck you you're not my real dad!
>>29366136
Get your sleep sonny no more arguing
>>29366105
I wake up around 6:00 every morning, you definitely have the right idea OP
>less traffic, less noise pollution
>not blazing hot in the early morning sun
>the people around you who are awake are generally /fit/, active people. Fatasses sleep in, its a fact
>breakfast places aren't filled yet, just a few kind old people to keep you company
>coffee tastes...
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How does one go about making an internet friend?
Why does nobody acknowledge my existence?!
>>29366054
Get a steam.accoint, find a multiplayer knline game you like, meet some folks send friend reqiests to everuone you play with. Eventually you will get messages asking fkr you to play a game. Get one you can play with for a few hours non stop, and give them a little gift (optional). ask them when they can play again, repeat.
Ill b ur Internet friendo
Alright robot's, should I go get breakfast at McDonald's? Is it good? I've been avoiding human contact a week now.
>>29366023
The Mcmuffins aren't that bad.
>>29366049
Are they very dry? I had breakfast at burger King a while ago and their biscuits were the driest thing ever.
>>29366023
Thisplace serves breakfast? I'm surprised.