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Haven't had sex for almost a month. How do you cope with single life?
There's persons here that haven't had sex in 30 years, or better, never had.
Be grateful.
Go to a club, get drunk, chat up some drunk girl, take her home and fuck.
Cope? hahahhahahaha
nobody copes.
Why do girls do this? I swear to God when we talk she's seems she actually likes me, like we're actually friends. And then she goes and ignores me like that. She saw every message as soon as I sent it, and just didn't reply. What kind of game is this? I ask whether she was busy, but I knew that she wasn't.
jesus christ, you're lucky she haven't blocked your ass.
>>29363128
She doesn't enjoy talking to you but she doesn't know how to be mean in person.
Aka she wants to be a good person but you're making it hard because you're annoying her so much.
Be more all of. She'll actually reciprocate your attention if you don't totally smother her with it
>>29363165
She has no reason to. We were talking about university, and I was making long point, to which she didn't reply. Then I was going to change the subject and talk about something else, and she did the same thing. This isn't the first time either.
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on Islam? Is this the most robot approved religion out there?
>>29363008
>cult of xenophobic secretly gay misogynist fascist betas
sounds perfect for /r9k/ losers
>>29363008
FIRE AND FLAMES
DEATH TO ALL IDIOCY AND FILTH
ALL WHO STRAY FROM REASON SHOULD BE STONED, TORTURED AND BEHEADED LIKE THEIR MUDSLIM SHITS
AGONY AND DEATH
>>29363008
Gas the kikes and throw the muslims out.
I don't give a shit, I want a house 2 kids a gurl and a dog. I do not want to pay sky high taxes so that trashslam followers can have 5 kids and treat them like dirt
They won't ask Chad to push them or open a door. They wait for a beta to come along and make him do it since anyone with dignity would just scoff at anything a wheelchair person wants.
You know you're a beta if wheelchair people pick you to help them.
>>29362999
When I was in a wheelchair all the way back in highschool for having surgery because of my palsy all the Chads had no problem pushing me too class.
Most volunteered
They loved picking up speed and hopping on the back
who else here disabled?
You are just a bitter little fuck anon admit it
>>29364429
Did you get give them a hand job or vice versa?
>be exactly 6'
>whenever a manlet claims to be 6' I loudly say "Hey, me too!"
>everyone silently acknowledges the clear difference in our height and smirks
Everyone was silent and smirking because of how autistic you acted
>>29362990
>be 6'5
>whenever a 6' tall manlet says he's 6' I say "Hey, me too!"
>everyone silently acknowledges the clear difference in our height and smirks
>>29363086
>>29363040
didnt take long until the manlets came crawling out of the wood works.
Good morning, wagie!
My local subway is open and ready for business. So I think I'll make my way over there to buy an exquisite subway sandwich made by only the finest of sandwich artists. It's makes my mouth water thinking about the DELICIOUS and HEALTHY ingredients that I'll choose for my delectable cuisine!
Another day, another dollar
>>29362987
Thisis the best breakfast there is.
>>29362987
So Subway does viral marketing for the losers on 4chan now?
>>29362987
I've never understood Jaundice NEET
>yfw you realize normies don't have inner monologue
this was really shocking to me until i realized they don't need one since people actually interact with them
Wait are you fucking serious?
How on earth can someone not have an internal monologue
>>29363004
op is retarded, every single person on the planet does
If you're a femboy, post pic and tell us what you're looking for: daddy, boy, dominator, role play, sexting buddy, or just want to talk.
I am kinboy
>>29362954
Legit first RL man I've ever seen that I'd be willing to fuck. If this is you anon, gratz, you made me a faggot.
>>29363386
It's Kalindra
Orininel
Does it get better or worse in college?
If I never lost my virginity or talked to any girls in high school is it just going to happen again or is it easier since I won't know anyone and there'll be more people?
pic unrelated new computer no pics
>>29362945
You'll be a ghost, OP.
>>29362945
Not much different from before, but a fresh Start. I'm where you are as well, we can do it. Good luck.
1. High school "cliques" go away pretty quick. No more "cool kids" and "nerds" etc. People just don't give a shit about social status much anymore. Freshmen adjust to this over a couple months as they aren't used to it, but you'll see some chads wearing their high school jacket around for a bit at first, other people kind of chuckle at it behind their back so they lose it pretty quick.
2. Pretty easy to meet people in your major as you already have something in common. In high school, it's basically just a daycare, no one really has much in common with the people they are around. In college, you are in classes (well most) with others with at least 1 similar interest to you. If you are in comp sci, almost everyone else in the class will be into computers. If you are in engineering, everyone else is going to be into math and science.
3. Social gatherings tend to be much more open to everyone. Didn't do any frat/greek life stuff myself but I did get told about frat parties that were happening and everyone was invited so I could have gone. School organized events are also more meet and greet style stuff, makes it pretty easy to just talk to people.
4. Clubs and groups can be a thing that your high school may not have had. My high school didn't have any clubs outside of sports, but college had a variety you could join. They'd usually advertise themselves on some day soon after the start of the first semester.
5. Dorm life is something I didn't experience but I highly advise you do. I got to live at home, which probably saved me $20,000 over my time there, but if I could do it again I'd have stayed in dorms. You tend to meet other people you live around, all of you are likely out of your parents house for the first time in your life and everyone will get a little lonely and eager to meet others. I've heard suggestions that it's easy to meet people in dorms by just leaving your room door open and having a sign letting people know they can come in and meet you whenever.
Anyone want to play Old School RS with me? World 308 free server
Join my clan chat
User: Bear36
Post username below if you join
>>29362832
Runescape .. Right in the fucking feels, lad.
>>29362832
that pic is from like 2004
07 is shit compared to the actual old days
Open up your cc, Im not posting my rs username im a get hacked!
>prime numbers can only be divisible by itself and 1
Yeah mathematics teachers around the world, that's not going to cause any confusion
>>29362669
How is that statement confusing at all? Are you fucking retarded?
>>29362669
Exactly. Only a retard would find that confusing
>>29362683
1 can only be divisible by itself and 1, but it's not a prime
Coming here makes your more depressed anon, please stop.
i come here when im despressed in the hope it makes me kill myself
there's nothing else to do and no one else to talk to
jokes on you, I like being depressed.
just a friendly reminder that the femanons amongst us are butt ugly
Not entirely true. Take a look at the sluts over at /soc/.
Nah, I model, so I can't be THAT ugly. For some reason, everyone on this board thinks the girls here are ugly/mentally fucked. I mean, it is thought that every guy on this board is a virgin, but we both know that's not entirely true
>>29362435
yup, and they're all caked in makeup
most of them only show body anyway
Women hate thread, how accurate is this video /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
bumping bumpity bump
>>29362313
i found it interesting when he said that women are descended from other women who "played it safe", meaning they basically acted like every other women and didn't take risks/chances because they knew, instinctively, that just by being a women they were guaranteed to fulfill their biological imperative, which is to get laid (produce offspring). Literally all a woman has to do is sit around, wait for the offers of men to come in, and choose the best one.
Men, on the other hand, have the duty of BEING the best offer, meaning they have to work their way up the ladder of society and take risks and chances to advance their social standing in order to make their offer of impregnating the higher quality female mates more enticing.
This is all, of course, natural, and works this way with every species.
We being humans are derived from our primitive ancestors who were selectively bred for this sort of thing. And as some men get better and better as society progresses technologically and intellectually, this means more and more biologically inferior men are failing to keep up.
In natural populations where the males of the species fall short, the inferior males simply die off and do not pass on their genes, allowing for the evolutionary advancement of the species.
However humans, being sentient creatures with the ability to feel incredibly deep emotions, are only now beginning to realize that this is unfair (specifically the men). Women have evolved to the point that they realize that they CAN have the best of the best - the top tier men, if they so choose, as long as they pile on enough makeup and offer him sex.
Men of all social statuses have begun to turn away from religion (monogamy) and have begun to put more importance on getting laid than anything else. Because so many men want sex and women control it, the women can afford to give it to only top-tier buyers, the highest social class of men. (cont.)
>>29362405
Don't tell me you losers believe this crap. Fucking redditors
>work in a hotel
>a woman has made a non refundable reservation that she then cancels
>it's a $2000 reservation and she can't get her employer to compensate her for it
>she calls me and spends 30 minutes trying to convince me to refund it
>literally have a note from the Big Boss saying it can't be refunded under any circumstances
>try to explain this to her
>she becomes super pissy and tries to get me to admit that it's unethical
>I don't take the bait and just remain apathetic
>she says she feels like she's being raped by us
>mfw
>I tell her to call back Monday and speak with the management
>mfw my mobster-like general manager will shoot her down completely
Oh my God, I had to concentrate not to laugh at her. Roastie BTFO for not reading the fine print.
Share some service industry stories.
>Asian family comes to check in
>they're early so they leave their luggage instead
>the husband, a timid 40-something guy, looks me in the eyes, and in his best Arnold impression says "I'rr be bach"
>we both die laughing
I've worked two years in a supermarket.
I've lost all hope in humanity.
>>29362558
We grow out of our doom
Humanity in aggregate is hopeless, sedintary, and dull, but hidden amongst the failures is something truly blissful. I love you and hope you don't give up on me, yourself, or the rest of us idiots.
