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Daily reminder that robots need to move to Japan to find a hot waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1enwh_fZ2Vo
>Ryan boundless
>Depressed ugly robot american who couldn't find any women in America
>makes literally zero money
>Moved to Japan
>found a 10/10 38 year old Japanese waifu who has the body and youth of a young 20 year old
>Literally living the dream
He's now loving life with his new girl. What's your excuse robots?
I used to watch his channel, but it got too cringy and creepy after a while. He seems like a major unself aware creep.
>>24424513
You still have to court them, age hasn't been great to him, but he's not a robot. Watched a few of his vids and he's kind of interesting, not boring and autistic like a lot of robots.
If you want to go anywhere for pussy, book a trip to Pattaya, Thailand. Women throw themselves at you for cheap, it's great.
>>24424551
I've been watching him since 2011. He was really depressed and sad for a long time. He's really not creepy at all. He's just socially awkward in a socially isolating country.
He has found some of the hottest girls though.
Girl that don't wear makeup fall into two categories.
1. They are smart -- academics, scientists, professionals. They don't feel the need to wear makeup because they have more important things to do and get by in life through other virtues.
2. They are slutty slobs that fuck black guys.
Literally every girl wheres makeup when she leaves the house, doesn't matter what kind of job or background she has. They can also replicate the "no makeup look" with makeup, don't underestimate the power of beauty products.
And lmao if you think that girl in your picture isn't wearing makeup.
The only girl I know who doesn't wear makeup is just a hippie.
>>24424507
>Girl that don't wear makeup fall into two categories.
That girl is wearing makeup.
>tfw cute cashier girl smiles and tells you to have a good day
>>24424401
a delicious, alpha, anxiety destroying, oeace and confidence bringing, waifu and oneitis pussy wetting cigarette
>her finger brushes against yours
SCORE
>>24424401
equally
>cutie cashier girl calls you 'hun' 'darling' 'sweetie' etc.
Nowadays I just end up wasting my time on the internet either scrolling through various chans or watching shit on jewtube, do any anons have some sites which are out of the ordinary (not looking for vidya or boards btw)
Reddit is actually pretty cool.
If you haven't seen it already I recommend https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Unusual_articles for boring days
>>24424393
she looks just like a girl who was really into me while I was visiting my friend last weekend.
too bad i passed out at the party before anything could happen.
Why are so many people borderline alcoholic?
meaning they need to get drunk every weekend just to function and going a week sober is considered an achievement to them?
Never not drinking for a week doesn't mean you're a borderline alcoholic. I drink around 5 beers most nights and I don't consider myself an alcoholic.
not just weekends cuz
Because life is stressful and its a socially acceptable release.
This is how Chad uses social media. Take note, boys.
>>24424375
Don't play on their court;
Become an IRS agent or something and only go after chads
That dude is lucky he's so big and tall, or he'd be a fuckin robot
>>24424375
I don't have to be Chad Ultrabeef or Milton "The Kuckold Leftist Hipster" Feinberg, because I am the Game.
has anyone been watching this SJW cluster fuck?
it's not as terrible as i thought it would be, but it really does touch all the SJW bases
>>24424348
barely watched s1e1
did you really like it
>>24424400
i wouldn't say i like it
5/10 at best t b h, but i honestly thought it was going to be even worse than this
it's better than daredevil and the flash at least
>>24424459
>daredevil shit
>jj shit
>flash probably shit
Is there any good tv show on netflix
Ib4 frago bb peep show
Why do normies love science and hate humanities and history so much?
>muh six figure salary
Science is easier to put on image macros
Also pop culture
>>24424252
because normies are, by definition, more prone to emulating the behavior of the majority. The majority is, by definition, influenced and defined by the ideological constructs of their zeitgeist.
Our capitalist ideologues are, of course, postulating usefulness, utility, productivity, as our society's overt highest virtues while at the same time covertly introducing greed and pretense.
Normies are just buying this recycled ideological trash that unimaginative capitalist apologists picked out of 300 years outdated positivist principles that still dominate the anglophone ideological spheres through sheer inertia.
TLDR: Bossman wants you to learn a skill that gets him most jet skies, tells jew science man to present humanities and other more introspective skills as pretentious, useless and negative in the media. Chad sees this in Cosmo, goes on to like IFLS on fb
>>24424252
They dont actually love or know anything about science. They just like to share pictures of space and be like WOW SO COOL
>a normie dies violently every day
for each normie dead 2 normies are born
>tfw our high perception and intelligence (knowing not to touch live wires, take selfies on cliff edges and whatever else normies do) paired up with our unwillingness to go outside keep us alive
Stay dead, normalscum
>>24424241
>Betas contemplate their suicide plans every day
Hello my fellow neets. Woulden't you love to go to McDonalds and get a 20 piece McNugget for only five dollars? It's such a great deal and it's every day.
>>24424213
>buying nuggies
>not buying tendies
>>24424213
I prefer the fresh ingredients that Subway provides.
>>24424228
>mcdonalds tendies
>Hes over 25.
>He still plays video games.
>>24424151
Pls stop laughing.
I'll quit video games when those laughing women stop using social media, mi familia
That one always shuts em up.
25 is being generous, I stopped playing video games when I was 15.
>He missed out on prime teen pussy
sweet teenage pussy
fickle and unfulfilling
how I long for thee
>didn't miss out on prime teen pussy
>will lust over it but never get it again until the day i die
you know what I like better than my cute 15 year old high school girlfriends vagina? Dating someone who isn't a fucking moron.
>tfw the first sexual experience you had was your family friends shoving his cock in your mouth when you were 4 years old
Continue OP.
:^)
>>24424149
b-but it pretty much scared me for life senpai
>>24424107
did you swallow? wait, of course you did you fucking faggot
Porn girls you nut to.
>>24424071
Who is this pornstar?
Samantha Rone.
>>24424104
Natalie Monroe
Should I lose my virginity to a girl with butterface? She could also be my fuckbuddy.
Nice body, not so nice face. What do?
>>24423904
Do it.
Those bodies all get fat and disgusting soon, anon.
>>24423904
Faggot, stop looking for attention and just fuck her,
>>24423904
I REJECTED a girl for that reason when I was 15. 8 years later I'm still a virgin.
