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Let's draw the comfy neet
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>>24429288
Save it friend, it's all yours. From your buddy, Anon.
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>>24430195
If this was a YLYL thread then I just lost.
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here's my frog please don't hate

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>spend 1200 euros on a top tier rig and monitor
>no motivation to play video games

Anybody else tired of vidya?
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>get high end computer from friend
>only $400
>worth much more
>spill water on it
JUST
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I did the exact same fucking thing.
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Yep,
I had A10 6800k and r9 270x
I went full jew and got
i5 4570 and GTX 970

i still keep playing just garry's mod, no motivation for anything else.
No friends and no gf so i don't have much options.

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Who /shouldbedeadrightnow/? why aren't you dead?
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OP here, I am not dead because my first package of drugs didn't kill me, and my second package was intercepted 2 months after it was supposed to be here. I'm really fucking pissed
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>>24429345
I'm too scared to an hero, so I'm just doing everything I can to shorten my lifespan
>living primarily off of fast food
>smoking 20 cigs a day
>drinking at least 4 nights a week
>hardly ever go out, close the curtains and sit in the dark all day so I have a vitamin D deficiency
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>>24429405

man, quitting cigarettes was impossible

sitting and smoking them on the computer is super-comfy tier

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Who else here is a huge beta and doesn't understand why:

>be freshman in college
>5'9"
>grew up in upper middle class suburbia
>average looks
>played rugby in high school so /fit/
>I've been told I have a decent chin and jawline
>blue eyes & brown hair
>above average intelligence, got into a good college off a academic scholarship

But...
>kv
>unless it's my mom I can't have a conversation with a female
>spill spaghetti everywhere if I have to work with a female for school
>my biggest hobby is watching anime
>only have two friends both from high school (we're bff tier though)

What's wrong with me /r9k/? I feel like I have the genetics of a chad but for some reason I'm not. Also my dad was starting middle linebacker in high school, the president or whatever it's called for his fraternity in college, is 6'2", and has had Wall Street tier professional success, so I can confirm the blood of a chad flows through me.
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Normie faggot gtfo
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Because you dont try. Personal success doesnt course in your veins, you have to work for it. If you have it as easy as you say, the journey to alphadom should be a short one, but you still have to walk the walk
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>>24429211
That's the problem. Im not poor and/or ugly like the rest of you faggots, so I should be a normie, but I spend most of my time shot posting here or on /pol/ and watching anime, have abominable social skills, and will in all likelihood be a forever virgin, and I have no idea why. At least you fucks can blame society, I have no idea what to blame for my issues.

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>tfw look at all the wasted potential in myself
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>>24429125
It hurts so bad to know that my impulsiveness and poor choices led down this rabbit hole of despair. There's no point in trying anymore. The most valuable productive time in my life is over.

I have no worth. And I never will.
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Worry not anon, it was never there to begin with. It was merely the illusion of potential.
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>>24429313
Today really cemented this for me.
I had one, final chance to be happy and it's ended.
I don't mean to be rude, but for what reason do you avoid killing yourself?
I'm having trouble avoiding it.

Daily reminder that real men are heroes who protect women.

>http://edition.cnn.com/videos/world/2015/11/20/paris-attacks-bataclan-survivors-intv-cooper-part-3-ac.cnn
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>>24428971

dude probably wanted to die, lol. she looks so confused
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>>24428971

Go watch the Station Nightclub Fire video on Youtube, you know the one where 100 normies got roasted alive while piled on one another and stuck on the door.

Throughout the entire video, not a single woman is helping anyone. Of the group of people helping pull people out of the door, not one women. No women helping the firefighters with hoses or moving cars.

One of them did notice her hair got burned a little and yelled out that her forehead was bleeding though, while a few men struggled to pull people out of the door before they got burned alive in 2 minutes.
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I refused to help my cute blonde lab partner with physics and she failed the class.

She tried to get other guys to help her but they were failing too lolololol

Highlight of my life desu senpai

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>"look who came out of his cave! So anon what are you doing with your life? Your cousin billy here just got accepted into Yale Medical school and is getting married next month"
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>>24428938
Calm the fuck down, I'm just going to pick up my new painting
>pic related
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>>24428938
>valuing someone based on their percentage of being enslaved, be it to working or a woman

I never understood this in stereotypical family meetings. My family never did this. We'd just all recall shitty situations that we or people in our environments had, not stories about success. I guess being a boring fuck isn't running in our blood.
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>>24429027
Usually Upper middle/upper class conservative families do this.

They're insecure and always in competition with each other even though they're family

ITT: Post pictures that represent things/experience you'll never know.
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munney
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tfw will never be a Super Saiyan
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that feel when people will never ask for your autograph

>almost 2016
>not smoking
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I value my health, sorry.
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>>24428806
Smoking is the only thing that brings me pleasure desu
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>>24428806
only weed familia, cigs are for fags and wannabes

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Asian women are superior to White women. Whenever I'm walking around town with my Asian wife holding onto my arm I get constant death stares from White females because they know Asian women challenge their matriarchy. Every Asian female I know exclusively date White men and it drives White women nuts.

Asian women are the only allies that White men have left in the world.
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The only way to destroy White women is to date Asian females.
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>>24428894
it's how you destroy white men too
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What we have here is an extremely delusional kek.

I was raised around asian women... they are only into themselves.
Oh sure all women can be awful no matter where they are from but, asian women are the worst.

"Beta Culture"
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>>24428777
3 years for sending a dick pic? what the fuck
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>>24428811
Search for this guy on Google. OP is full of shit.

>inb4 b8
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>>24428811
>thousands of nudes
But yeah, 3 three years just for sending pics is ridiculous

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So my wife left for a business trip in Detroit and I have some time to spend with her son.

What should we do? He's like 16
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>>24428772

he's not your son?
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>>24428772
>my wife left for a business trip in Detroit
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>>24428787
No, it's from my wife's previous marriage. We're both 27.

That's irrelevant though, I need ideas on what to do with him.

Does this movie teach us that all robots get rewarded in the end, no matter what they do?
Are there any other movies about robots?
Should we make a movie accurately depicting robots?
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>>24428723

there are no movies about robots, we've forgotten how to dream.
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>>24428745
Can you explain what you mean by that second part?
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>get rewarded in the end
I highly suggest you watch it with the laserdisc commentary

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>Go to the movie theater
>Waiting in line for snacks
>Guard in the watch tower shines his light over me
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>go to catholic mass
>lining up to take communion
>group of people before me don't know to take off their shoes and jackets for the body scanner
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>Filling out Job application
>work experience
>references
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>>24428703
>Simply buy a Coca-Cola and move on
>Now at the gate to the theater itself
>A few people already against the wall, caught for having contraband
>Step up to the scanner, empty my pockets
>Suddenly hear "Stopp! Der Hund muss Sie schnuffeln"
>Freeze
>The handler and his dog start looking me over
>It starts biting near my pants zipper
>Shove against the wall and stripped
>Arrested for trying to bring my own non-theater secured pack of Twizzlers

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I'm starting to here voices, but only in my own house.

It's these quiet disembodied voices saying things like: sorry, hello, or excuse me.

I would be concerned for my mental health but here's the thing. The house I live in has a long history of hauntings though, the landlord has told me people have seen apparitions there, but since I don't believe in that I ignored it.

Now I don't know what to think. Still worth seeing a psychiatrist, these voices are too often to ignore.
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Nah m8 your house is just haunted.

Or ask someone else to stay with you and see if they hear the voices as well.
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>>24428651
I like that your voices are polite
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>>24428781
Do you hear voices? Do you have other signs of schizophrenia?

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