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any other robots on tumblr?
is it as bad with the SJW shite as we say it is?
don't have an account there, just curious.
pic unrelated.
If you're looking for it you'll find it. Besides, """SJW"""s are pretty cool. Much better than the pathetic neo nazis here.
you have to basically join a "fandom" if you're going to use it, unless you're just there for porn
and the fandoms are all autistic as fuck and usually hugboxes for all on the inside, and hate everyone on the outside
>>24431893
>autistic as fuck and usually hugboxes for all on the inside, and hate everyone on the outsid
so like here then?
cool
Why are you so broken?
What went wrong in your life?
>>24431818
Non-existent self-esteem, I'm not sure. Probably being biracial
>shitty parenting
>introduced to video games at age 3 instead of told to go outside and play
>no motivation to do anything but play video games all day
>>24432154
this
ive been at a pc and playing vidya since that age
You feel like you have some mental problem but don't want to get checked?
I have had people call me many things and question my mental state. It just made me uncomfortable. Maybe they are right.
>>24431803
Un-diagnosed Asperger's/Autism, depression, social anxiety, and possibly bi-polar.
Been diagnosed but stopped medication & seeing psychologists. I only go when family makes me for acting out.
>Got black out drunk & threatened sister's bf with explosives
Tell me what haunts you /r9k/
>>24431746
the thought of being a parent
>>24431746
When the time comes I'm going to die completely alone.
>>24431795
This
So many nightmares of suddenly pregnant gf.
Why haven't you joined the sapphic master race yet, femanons?
>be homo
>oneitus fucks her gf in my bed and then killed herself
>still miss her
>would forgive her instantly and follow her to the ends of the earth were she to return
Ha ha ha
Fuck you OP.
Fuck women
Fuck existence.
>>24431710
>lesbians
REEEE
As if men didn't alright have it hard enough finding a gf, you lesbians insist on reducing the gf supply
>>24431710
>girls
>understanding
LOL
>go to the cinema
>there are no showers
>tfw
>>24431705
Shower at home you fucking autist
>go to ciniema
>see penis inspector performing random checks
>panic.gif
>stand in line desperately hoping I don't get picked
>get picked
>fail inspection for hiding small stash of weed under my foreskin
>get arrested and sent to Grimsby
>get attacked by falcon on way out
>>24431705
>work at Gamestop
>my store doesn't have a shower in the locker room
fucking Gamestop
>tfw finally get a gf and get to second base
>tfw you realize that she doesn't shave
>tfw her vag smells like shit
Vag is second base now?
Can we just elaborate on the bases? I think I know what they are but I've never been totally sure
>first
kissing
>second
titties
>third
oral sex
>home
piv sex
is this correct?
I want a girlfriend that's sort of obsessed with my body so she just wants to suck my dick all the time
Want a woman to touch your penis?
Take a fork, make your penis bleed, ride a bike to the hospital.
50% chance a female doctor will take a look at it.
It was a man? Do it again.
Problem solved.
Fucking autistic. Watch someone do it though.
it... it's just retarded enough to work!!
>>24431618
>have testicular problems
>go to urologist
>pull down pants
>hee looks at penis
>plays with urethra and laughs
what the fuck just happened?
I have varicoceles, why did he need to play with my urethra and laugh at my penis?
how long am i supposed to wait before i ask her to be my girlfriend? and how do i go about that? /adv/ is dead so i decided to post here
have you kissed her? do you see her on an at least weekly basis? is it going well?
Lol lookit dat doggy
He thinks he a cupholder
>>24431517
you don't ask
this is the best advice you'll get ITT
Do you mind if non-Asian girls call you senpai or oppa?
on 4chan? no
>>24431536
In reality I mean
>worked in a fansub group
>mixed brown girl called me sempai
Why are like 90% of you so fucking gay?
>>24431425
Because girls wont have me. Boys will though
overlap with /a/
Is there a problem Anon-kun?
>he doesn't wear a proper suit
>he doesn't walk with a cane
>he doesn't use a feathered pen
are you even a man?
do you know what class is?
Just imagine this guy sitting there, making a fool out of himself just because he doesn't belong with anyone else there.
funny part is that he probably could do it pretty unnoticed if it wasn't for the hat
why is it always the hat that marks an autist?
>>24431410
I would actually befriend him. Doesn't look like he gives a single shit about the norm. He probably just dresses and acts that way because it's how he rolls. Fuck these basic bitches thinking they superior. I like individuals, not just people.
>There are people on this board who ACTUALLY have NO friends
I'm nearly 30. Haven't had friends since highschool finished.
My dad us 63 and I don't remember a time where he ever had friends.
The thought of an adult male having friends feels like such a foreign concept to me and I am literally weirded out by it any time I encounter it.
I imagine my life would be very different if I grew up around a father who actually had friends. I'd have probably turned out different for the better, been much more social etc.
>>24431378
You guys are my friends. This place is all i've had for awhile now
>>24431378
I have 43 IRL friends AMA
If you died today, how many people would attend your funeral?
5 or 6 maybeAll relatives
>>24431206
sadly like 20 or so, cause I have a large family.
Maybe 8. They would all pretend to care just so that the others wouldn't think bad of them.
Who here /canada/? No immigrants please.
I am. I'm too busy hanging out in my steak thread though. If you're interested come talk Canada
>>24427415
905 here
who else /gta/
>>24431205
Way to promote your great thread.
>>24431143
I'm not an immigrant, but you've just cut down your thread count by like %30. Enjoy Brockville.
