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Ok, gonna try this thread again now that I have an actual picture of the steak.

If you look close you can see on the butcher paper where I wrote /r9k/

It's a bomb ass Canadian AAA Angus strip loin, they're on sale at Fortinos right now.

Anyone have any suggestion of how to prepare/cook it? Anyone want to follow me through this journey from start to finish?

I have a few different methods of cooking available. Propane grill/bbq, George Foreman style electric grill, regular electric stove/oven, cast iron skillet.

I also have quite a lot of different ingredients like coarse sea salt, fresh pepper in a pepper cracker, montreal steak spice etc...
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Well done with ketchup on the side for dipping.
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Also have some "restaurant style" onion rings I'll be enjoying with it.
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put some spice and some extra pepper on there and let it sit in the fridge for a few hours, then take it out and let it get down to room temp before putting it on a hot hot grill or skillet. leave uncovered and cook to desired doneness, probably 5-6 min. if it's hot enough. I put butter on the steak and flip it 4 times to let the butter melt on each side but the butter might just burn if you do it in a skillet.

my 2 cents

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Post in this thread or your mother gets lung cancer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZdXI9ipZL8
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She's dead but ohwell
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no mummy pls dont thx mum
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RquzTvFPsRA

ok fuck you OP

black feels: complex identity feels edition
> disliked black kids growing up because they used to pick on me and call me white and I'd always end up in a fight with them because they wanted an excuse to beat my ass
> move to a white neighborhood and sucked up to white people and subconsciously wanted to prove myself as being not like those other black people, even though whites did shit that I didn't like too
> become sjw and get redpilled on white people
> realize I also didn't want to be around them and that I don't have to deal with being called "their nigga"
> try to embrace black shit more while still keeping it weeb
> work at a place where I have to deal with more black people
> never smile, always mocking my voice, always implying that what I like is shit while getting blown out at any perception of me thinking I'm better than them
> everyday it's just a bunch of passive hostility and shade and I just want to tell them to stop being so fucking divisive while claiming that they dindu nuffin
> hate whites
> hate blacks again
> don't trust other poc because I know they have shit for my black ass
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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fuck you dumb nigger
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>>24427353
>hate blacks because some black kids beat your shit in
>suck up to white people to prove you're "a gud black boi. I ain't like dem mistah" even though whites will always consider you a subhuman nigger anyhow
>attempting to "embrace black shit" while continuing to be a weeb
>continue to act like a faggot around other blacks

explain yourself
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K-oon

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What are some good masturbation methods, /r9k/?
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I like to hump pillows. I find it's easier to get a rhythm going that way
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>>24427333
Google "The seven fundamental operations"
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>>24427639
Me too holy shit. And it's so much fucking easier to clean and comfier, and intimate.

Never meant another guy that preferred pillows.

>tfw will never get sex as long as I live
GIVE ME FUCKING SEX
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>>24427290
thats a cute negro
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Your kind usually take it without permission
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>>24427321
Apparently not because I'm a virgin. Go away.

Its straight to fuck one of these.
Which do you choose?
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>>24427258
Which one has the bigger penis?
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>>24427357
Only one of them has a penis
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>>24427357
OP means that the "girl" has a dick and the "guy" has a pussy.

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What does having a gf feel like?

Picture related, a girl.
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>>24427197
I wish I could tell you
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it's ok
except for all the sex
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>>24427197
If you're a true robot it will be amazing for a while. Then the crippling anxiety that she will leave you sets in.

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To all robots who are right now feeling like shit, remind yourself that at least you aren't part of the hartley hooligans' family. Trust me, you'll feel better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UwEQTME0oI

no need to thank me
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>>24427174
>you'll feel better.

also that's extremely goddamn depressing
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>>24427204
but you'll be more thankful of your own life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_jNFEnjxaY
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>>24427174
thank you op, i feel like changing the world now.

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Got no help from adv so trying my luck here, sorry. I'm in a real need of advice and I can't talk to anybody about this. Here comes another "help me with relationships" thread so bear with me.

tl;dr
>girl x is better than gf in everyway
>can't stop thinking about x
>want to tell x how I feel which I believe will cause my mind to stop my mind being pic related
>don't want to devastate x in case she is interested in me for telling her I like her but can't be together
>hope she has a boyfriend
>what do I do?

I've been in a relationship with my gf for 3 years now. I had feelings for her at the start and still have but it became kind of an on and off thing. I keep telling her that I love her in order to not upset her. I like that I can talk to her about various subjects but she quickly gets bored talking about "non-practical" things or things that "don't have a direct impact on" her. She is very weak willed, she can't say no to something tasty and loves eating more than anything in the world. We also have no common interests.

2 years ago at my uni I met a girl who interested me from the very first day. This might sound cliche but I'm not really sure what got me interested in her. Probably multiple things - her modest way of speaking about things and kind attitude towards life to name a few. She paid extra attention to everything I said or did; I noticed her sometimes recall things I've said months ago at lectures, things that I myself have half forgotten. On top of that she complimented on the products of my hobbies a few times and all this made me to believe that she is also interested in me. She also told me multiple times that I'm "very smart" when I scored A+ on some courses. A desire to be out in nature, spend time to ourselves and mutual dislike towards snobs and hypocrites are some of the things we have in common.

1/2
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2/2

Despite the negative stuff I said about my gf, I still want to be with her because of solid reasons I won't be mentioning here because of irrelevance.

I feel as if every part of me wants to tell the girl how I feel. I genuinely believe that doing so will end the trouble in my mind but there is a problem: what if she really IS interested in me, me opening to her and saying that we can't be together will devastate her which I really don't want to do.

Should I tell her or keep it to myself in hopes that it'll go away?
Have you ever been in a similar situation?

I rarely find myself being unable to decide what to do so I'd really appreciate an advice right now.

Thanks for taking the time to read this.
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>>24427151
Picture a girl saying this, imagine a girl posting "Chad is better than my bf in every way, blah blah blah." What would your reaction be? Personally, if I knew the guy I'd tell him everything and advise him to dump her since she was clearly looking for something better and it was only a matter of time.

Applying this to yourself, I really feel like you need to break it off, especially if it's as "serious" a relationship as it sounds. This isn't just 'being nice' to your gf, a relationship with no more love in it is destructive to both of you. I've been in one and felt those effects, and I've seen it happen far worse to my friends.

Man up, tell her, get out, and live life. You'll find another girl someday who drives you so crazy you couldn't even imagine being with another girl or you'll die alone and angry but at least not stuck in a toxic dead-end relationship.
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>>24427151
tell everyone how you really feel. This is what I do with my 6 yr gf.

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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even want to do look more like?
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I guess it's time to kill myself
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>>24427111
I do hardly although they but are small too for me.
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>>24427111
>Has anyone really been far as decided to use even want to do look more like?
What?

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>that guy who who never snapchats his face
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>tfw you snap somebody your face and they don't respond
>they never snap their own
>they never mention anything about what you look like

it makes me feel so insecure
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>using snapchat
/thread
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>>24427348
>trying be a loser
Oh, right...

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Is having a job fun?

I just feel like there must be more to live than browsing the internet all day, watching anime, and masturbating.
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It's fun coming home knowing u made cash
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>>24427067
No

Stay a neet
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Depends on the job. Currently working at Target as asset protection. I just monitor cameras and if I catch someone stealing I radio some of the guys at the floor to confront him/her

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What killed adulthood?
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>>24427007
Animu ;3
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Kids aren't allowed to take any responsibility for themselves, then they're pulled out of the bubble at 18 and don't know what the fuck to do from there on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0joVkXvPDK8
Also reminded me of this tune
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The electric jew and an entitlment society.

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Who else /Feel uncomfortable at family events/ here?

Post feels and stories ITT

>tfw 20 year old neet with no life or future
>tfw today is our family's thanksgiving
>tfw have to be around my cousins
>tfw one is die hard feminist, other one is a 19 year old normie who goes to a uni and actually has hope for his future, other one is 16 year old normie slut
>tfw biggest loser ever, feel nothing but self loathing while around family just end up feeling like worthless trash
>tfw aunt always is nice but is condescending and sort of talks down to me pretty much "look i got you new shoes, because its fucking obvious that you are poor and cant afford clothes for yourself"
>tfw someone always fucking asks me "so what are you doing these days"
>tfw know im a fucking bother to everyone there. and i know all of my cousins talk shit about me when no one is around because i suck and im not a normie like them.
>tfw always get back handed compliments and jabs "ohh i like your hair did you do it all by yourself" "wow look who finally made it"
>tfw being forced into going with feminazi cousin to a fucking bar afterwards with cousins because its her birthday
>tfw going to have to be around all of that horse shit and her shitty tumblrina friends.


anyone else dread family gatherings.
they make me hate myself

Pic unrelated
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>>24426932
just be awkward who cares
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>>24426932
in the same boat anon, I just said fuck it and don't even bother with them anymore

I know the path im on and if I fail its because I fucking chose to. fuck the rest of them, my siblings at least still respect me
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Not so smug now are you neetkek?

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What do i do if i don't have charisma or intelligence?
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>>24426893
> work out
> gain strenght and endurance
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>>24426893
Ive been maxing out luck and all the critical hit skills
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you can still develop a personality around interests. it's work m8, it is for everyone but you can STILL read a book or get into music or follow sports. think of it like going to the gym but for your quality of personality. no one wants to talk to someone who's got nothing to say about everything.

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