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Was this faggot a robot?
>>24419587
Yup. Too bad he was pre-r9k so couldn't hide the bad feels all day with shitposting and frogposting
RIP in peace Nicky
Everyone who killed themself is a robot.
Is this robot a faggot?
relcomu to mcdonalds taku order prease
>>24419527
She looks like she badly needs to order something herself.
>>24419565
Murifat detected
CHINGU CHONGO BIGGU MAKKO PUREASO
>You will never have a qt milf mom that lets you suckle her nipple for breast milk
Why live senpai
>>24419519
Oh god why. That is deplorable.
>>24419556
Sounds fine to me
>>24419519
That's disgusting. I bet you're keen on cunnilingus too.
I dont have autism i swear
S00000o prettyy
>>24419510
You don't enjoy Wojak lore?
>>24419842
I have no reason to post sad toads or wojacks 2bh
yesterday, at a bar, some 30 year old guy hit me in the face because I was talking to him about islam. should I press charges?
I called the cops and told him to apologise to me for using violence against words, he said he was sorry. but my cheek is kinda swollen today, and my jaw feels weird.
>>24419508
Stop being a pussy.
>Get hit for acting socially unacceptable toward a drunk dude
Learn your place.
>>24419508
Yes, sue that Muslim.
Crusade all his money away.
Why didn't you fight back man? If you would've nailed him and kept going you probably would've won. Take up for yourself man. I use to let people push me around a bit and it's one of my biggest regrets.
No matter how "nice" you are, Alexa will always go for the tall stud.
>teenager
>oversized shirt
classic
>>24419359
They look good together though. They're both about the same in attractiveness.
If it was an ugly girl w/ a tall stud your point would make more sense
>>24419389
She's got a huge disgusting scar on her torso FYI
Would you be good, bad, or neutral?
I would masturbate and shitpost
>>24419276
I would wipe out humans. And then scold myself for making such a retarded decision of making those poor creatures exist just to bring glory to myself.
>>24419276
neutral
I would do the exact same thing to keep the world the present state it is now
Oh you think I forgot about you mr. "normalslime" guy. Not even close.
I will always be here to remind you that your life is shameful and depressing. Go ahead and call me a "normie" if you think that will degrade me. It won't matter because you know I'm right.
Oh look at that, 5:30am BEEP BEEP BEEP time to get up!
now get in that shower bitch.
Hello, my amphibian friend. While some are going to work, most are actually sleeping in today. It's the weekend, and most people are off work until Monday. What is making you feel shameful and depressed the most?
>>24419406
Omfg is that real? Need sauce now.
>>24419406
ewww that pic's gonna haunt my dreams and nightmares for a bit.
A lot of people work on saturdays in america, usually sundays are the only day off for the cux.
Only 3 more hours until my 12 hour nightshift is over. Any other wage keks at work?
it's 12am and im still drunk from yesterday. just got home from the store bought some more beer and glogg
>>24419253
Glogg?
>>24419236
What job you work that has a 12 hour night shift, I'd love that sort of thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60HQDmnqpQA
Moar like this
What the fucking hell was that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGeW61iXMwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efjjmpOVzRg
Why don't you switch to a diet of Soylent?
- complete nutrition
- no time wasted with doing the dishes, shopping, cooking, cleaning the kitchen
- effectively cheaper than muggle food because you never throw out even a gram
- complete nutrition
I like cooking
>>24419037
because it's not actually cheaper than my current diet
if it was then I'd have no problem switching to it
until that greedy jew lowers the price of that nutra-swill then his marketbase is going to remain nigh nonexistant as it is now
>>24419037
hes a cutie
I'd like to see a PhD in psychology browse through /r9k/ for a week or so and see what kind of answers he/she comes up as to who robots are and why are they the way they are. Anyone else curious?
Psychologists are stupid, I fucked the first one's daughter & quit the second one when I found out he was a jew
I can second the fact that psychologists are generally stupid and even socially awkward people. Also, diplomas don't mean shit.
>>24418948
wizchan would be a better place to evaluate, this place is just a shit cancer hole
Look at this guy, he may seem like a loser to most people but he's the king of his own world.
He has surrounded himself with his hobbies and shut himself off from things that make him depressed.
Regardless of how this pic makes you feel, know this: this guy is happy. That's more than most of us ever will be.
>implying he don't cry at night
>He plays Western consoles
>>24418946
He's delusional & so are you
who is still on no fap november here?
Who /don'tfap/ here? I have no sex drive, and it feels pretty good.
>>24418944
I don't know how you do it
>>24419127
Pretty difficult if you are purely hedonistic. But if you really care about health you would at least have nofaps for several days each week.
What porn sites does /r9k/ use. I feel like my usual pornsite have ceased dramatically in traffic the past month. I don't know if it's just new porn not being made or if the site is dying. Xvideo, Xhamster, Pornhub seem to be dying and those were my 3 mains..
>>24418935
I just use the imageboards lately.
Pornhub and xvideo are shit.
>>24418935
xvideo, vporn, spankbang
That girl on the couch looks like such a parasite. In the good old days, even up to 5 years ago, her community would shame her for doing porn. No guy would go near her. Her family and friends would disown her and insult her.
But now, she is considered normal, empowered and liberated. Girls like her are now normal and they are considered heroes against "society".
The only solution is to kidnap them and forcibly mutilate their genitals, and then make them eat it.
