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Why do you guys want women so much? They just suck you like a leech and make you feel good. Is it because of social stigma to be single, or are you just desperate for ass, because you can just masturbate. Simple as that. Women are shit. I hate them. You have to get military strategy up in that bitch to even get her on your cock. When she does get on it, what have you done? You put so much work into getting her, but what has she done for you?
Wake the fuck up, /r9k/. Women are horrible. I'd just like a friend.
>>24415245
I get everything you're saying, and i want to stop. But when they get close to me something goes off in my brain that tells me to fuck my own shit up by talking to her. I just want to be happy playing games and talking to you guys, but i cant. I just wanna be happy
>>24415303
Easy. Stop it.
I stopped a long damn time ago. I'm happy.
Social stigma, I guess. Society tries to brainwash you to make you think you need a girl.
I don't need them but sometimes to get a hug, to get laid... it's like I need it. I don't know how to get a girl to notice me and it makes me sad.
But everything you say it's true.
why does hurting myself make me so hard? i dont do it for sexual pleasure but it alwsys ends with me masturbating then feeling worse than before
is there any like scientific explanation for this? does this happen to anyone else?
You know store brand lube is much better at lubing yourself up than blood right?
I dunno man. Pain just gives me a boner and I find cutting myself is the most fun. I use a jagged ass knife that rips instead of cuts and then I put shit like hot sauce or lemon juice in the cut and then I jack off. Feels good senpaitachi
Have you ever cut your dong?
Do you think it would make you harder?
Who /loves their mommy very much/ here?
>tfw finally moved out
>mommy still shows up unannounced
>give her the key to your house because she's so concerned you're living alone
>mommy shows up while you're at work and cooks you food for the whole week
>she also pays for a Mexican lady to come clean your house
God damn. I love my mommy.
>>24415139
No one loves their mommy?
>>24415139
my mom is a fucking piece of shit leech
collects child support from 2 men and lives with a 3rd
I envy you
>>24415139
I love my mommy too, OP.I'm glad you love yours, to be honest.
>5'10"
>tfw /r9k/ has me thinking I'm a manlet
>>24414992
5'10 are not short - try being 5'5 shit head
If you're under 6'2", you're a manlet. FACT.
>>24415076
So 85% of the male population is a manlet?
ITT: We post green flags for women.
>She likes anime
>>24414951
>she likes anime
I think you got the colors mixed up anon.
she lets you have sex with her
(biggest green flag imo)
>she's a virgin
>feel like I have cancer for years
>finally figure out what it is
>tell my boss
>he starts acting like he has the same disease, even though he has no symptoms, he's totally convinced and believes he's "going through the same shit" even though he has fucking none of my symptoms
I've qorked for two fucking years and only taken off for one or two sick days and for my wisdom teeth and these fucking assholes keep taking time off before I get a fucking chance to ask
I'm fucking dying of malnourishment and lack of sleep and this piece of shit is more than a healthy weight and I keep getting fucked on the shifts
What the fuck am I supposed to do, demand more time off and maybe just get fucking because they want someone they can step on? IVe thrown my fucking health away working for this fucking company
>>24414911
>finally figure out what it is
>doesn't post what it is
the madman
what's more important to you, your health, or your job?
>>24414911
Are you an America? If you are then you're fucked because they can just fire you.
But if you're in a country with decent laws then pretend to faint at work and get some time off
>>24414853
What was the motivation for her doing this?
>>24414935
getting back at daddy most likely
http://www.thegeorgetowndish.com/thedish/another-drug-bust-gus-harbin-hall
>>24414935
It's probably the best facial abuse video out there
I think she's into it
Its friday night
>what do i say to her?
>>24414820
>Jhadia
>a jihad
it's a trap, OP
I think I saw your brother on one of the ISIS videos.
>>24414861
Yeah hopefully im gonna explode in her pussy
Now tell me what the fuck to say
Explain to me right this second how to get a girlfriend without using the letters e and a
kill ursilf
follow ur hrt
>>24414816
just b yourslf
ITT: Post pics that make you be going "hmmm"
wtf am i looking at family
>>24414801
Looks like a decomposing oriental
Whadaya think?
ITT: v-card stories
>be 17
>on a ski trip
>meet 4 girls my age on the hill
>that night meet up and drink, sneak into a resort club, party all night
>drugs.avi
>back to their hotel room
>drinking games, all but me and 1 girl left conscious
>look at eachother, drop the ball, start going at it on the bed
>it's that time of the month for her
>FUCK
>she blew me, shit was SO cash
>month later, they hit me up out of the blue
>there's this big rave in town
>lie to my parents, one girls older brother checks us in
>rave all night
>back to The hotel
>we have 2 rooms, girl from last time got her own for us
>king size bed on the 20th floor
>take a few confidence shots in the bathroom
>heregoes.wav
>she's riding me
>she comes
>i finish
>collapse in exhaustion, fall asleep
>next day wakeup to city skyline in the morning
What about you, Robots?
>>24414651
Why are you here? Your stories aren't funny, interesting, relatable or well-written.
>>24414651
lost mine just last week, I'm 21
>got off work around 11:30
>want to hit up the bar but friend is busy, go by myself
>drink some vodka in my car before so I don't have to buy too many drinks
>down a bunch of beers and sit with some of my coworkers
>some girl comes by and asks to wear my hat, let her wear it
>after bar closes she comes outside and gives it back to me, we smoke a cigarette and talk a bit
>take her back to my apartment, we have more drinks and fuck
>let her stay for the night, she turns out to be a pretty cool girl and now we're fuck buddies
>>24414651
>that night meet up and drink, sneak into a resort club, party all night
>drugs.avi
You and everybody like you are subhuman trash.
Enjoying your friday night there wagekeks?
>$9k direct deposit every other Friday
Stay jelly neetkek, don't even leave my house for work and can sleep in every day
>>24414860
fraudster detected
>>24414625
Yes. Enjoying your failure of a life and waiting on mommy to die?
/Ways your faggot parents held you back in life/
I'll start,
>Never bought me normal clothes so i always had to wear dad-core shit that was completely out of style and didn't fit me
>Didn't get fed sufficiently so I grew up malnourished
>Would overreact over the smallest things such as spilling something, being late, etc
>When kids would bully me in school they made it into my fault even though I was a new kid to the school
>Yelled and hit me all the time
>Constant mood swings made it hard to predict what their behavior would be like next
>Gave my siblings better presents than me by far
>Always brought up bad memories or experiences I had that I kept asking them to forget about
>Blamed me for things I had nothing to do with
How did your parents stunt your growth, /r9k/?
a lot of fighting, I still feel scared when I hear a door slam or loud voices.
I don't even know man. They're both pretty nice but my dad was an alcoholic (still is).
I think for me its partially genetic (though I don't consider myself SUPER autismo) I have hyper stage-fright (like full on terror) when in front of a class or have to give a speech or something.
>>24414694
Kind of know feel bro.
What got me the most was the mood swings. They'd be nice as hell, buy me pizza, cake, icecream and be really friendly, then all of a sudden I would spill soda or something by accident and they'd yell like crazy, slam shit, call me all sorts of names and then make it seem like all my fault...
faggot parents tbqhsmh
>mfw they think i'll take care of them when they're old and worthless
yeah right lmao i wont even answer the phone
>you will never go back to 2002
>>24414608
This is the downfall of fully voiced games
stupid fucking normies ruin everything
There's a mod for skyrim that removes the map and target markers and expands all the quest text with RP-style directions, Morrowind-style.
I for one am glad that fembots are posting more boldly as of late. If you ask me, the sexes need to work together to overcome our problems. Sharing advice, stories, and opinions will eventually do us all good. After all, isn't escaping robothood the ultimate goal?
>>24414593
They dont really wanna help amigo. We're just another way of getting validation probably. And even when we try to help them they brush it off, even sound advice can't get through
>>24414665
but that also accurately describes literally every robot who has ever posted on this board
>>24416164
I try to help. And you robutts helped me get a gf. so you robots cant be as bad
