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Should I make a tinder? I'm not really looking for just a sexual partner, just a gf or someone to fill the void of emptiness in my life.
I'd have done it already but I was too afraid of someone I know closely seeing it, like my brother. But the prospect of meeting a qt might be too much for me to give up, and talking over text is way easier than initiating conversation in person.
I'd have done it already but I'm too afraid of someone I know closely, like my brother, seeing it.
I don't think I ever got a non fake match there apart from an ugly arab girl I accidentaly super liked. Tried the douche approach (selfie+body shot) and the good lad approach (smiling photo taken by someone else+quirky profile info).
>>24411278
what do you mean by "fake" match?
>>24411300
Commercial bots. Thought they were obvious but they got good at using girl next door profiles.
Is it me or did this bitch never grow up past the age of 12?
Did she get like raped or something?
How old is she? She brings up her mother for no apparent reason. She has more mental problems than anorexia alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=110&v=rTKerxwQv2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
johnny my boy it's been too long
>>24411132
>>24411213
>mfw playing these at the same time
PSA: If you're black then you're better off dead. Girls liking black guys is a meme, only trailer trash white girls and black chicks likes black guys and they only like thug black guys. If you're a weird socially inept, KV, loser black guy then you have no chance.
Que all the niggers that start spamming their cu ck porn thinking it somehow disproves the OP.
>>24410885
Well fought, beaver.
kek
>>24410885
Can confirm.
>see the only respectable looking black guy ever
>Has a white girlfriend
>White girlfriend is trailer trash way under his league
>she is dragging along three white kids
>Mfw black guy is clucked
Whenever you see some tyrone deadbeat guy that stinks like weed and cant speak coherently, the white girl is dragging along some mulattoes instead.
baka senpai
ITT: Robots post their handst. a grill with a hand fetish
pic related isn't even my hand
>>24410879
I once got a (fem?)anon to call my hands 'pianist' through clever choice of posing and lighting in a hands thread. My fingers and palms aren't even that slender.
Can't make a photo at the moment though.
>>24410879
>"I'm a girl btw"
fucking kill yourself
saged and I hope your shitty thread dies
>tfw ugly hands
who here /caughtcheatinginschool/? God damn kikes voiding my test.
>>24410771
Not even joking
>be me
>Senior year
>Philosofy midterm final
>Cheating because dumb and lazy
>Overweight over achiver kike tells on me
>Voided exam
>Started to mega rage on my desk
>Cant take it anymore
>Get up and started beating the living shit of overweight kike
>Teacher grabs me by the neck and takes me out of class
>Long story short: got expelled and parents extra mad/dissapointed at me
Fuck the kikes
>>24411084
Who the fuck cheats in philosophy?
I cheated on a french test in fifth grade. I thought the teacher saw me but instead the kid next to me was cheating as well and he was the one that got in shit lmao.
>Cheating
You deserve what you got.
Alison brie is perfect
>ywn cuddle her
>ywn smell her hair
>ywn hold her in your arms in front of a roaring fire on a cold winter night
somebody lay my body down in the street and kill me
>>24410806
>tfw tbqh senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P70I5zWey8c
>>24410768
true anon
doesn't she looks like she's tripping here?
Do you measure up?
http://pornmeasurements.tumblr.com
why am i getting hard from looking at all these dicks
Idk man im 6 inches but i feel like its too small.
>>24410830
I think we both know why, my friend.
Hello. My name is Evan and I want to tell you guys it always has been this way. I am 65 years old as of today. I had my face blown off in a fight at a bar and was lucky that I survived. From 1971 onward I have been treated like a freak, treated with pity, and looked down upon. My wife left me, saying my depression was a burden and my kids never talked to me. My life is worthless. I just found this community through reading about the recent shooting. People like us used to just drink our problems away instead of talking about it on the internet, but now I guess I will do both.
>>24410687
Pics please old person
>>24410687
Ok, I'll bite. Tell me some of your life stories old man. Or impart some wisdom on me
>>24410687
Timestamp or go Oldman
/alcohol/ic friday edition time post what youre drinking lads
I dont want to be alone
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07T1K2lCK91
I JUS TMADE THIS VCOAROO
I'M DRINKING HOBO WINE
I like it to be honest family member
hello lad, just took 2.5g of phenibut and drinking tecate
>type your main password into google images
>post the first image you get
who wants to play :D
nice try, haxor
I... Well... A-Alright.
Well what do you know?
Post your dungeons, robots.
Everyone else rate, or say something mean.
Tfw your phone takes really high resolution photos and goes over the 2MB upload limit.
My comment is fucking original, fuck you
>>24410972
Girl or boy?
I think I'm close to starting to hallucinate. Messed with my brain (drug-free) but I can't help it. I'm going to get worse and worse untill I'm at the rim of madness for some reason. Anybody want to console me? Lifes harsh..
>>24410435
Bumperooo you guys
Bump talk to me please
What happend op
Alright fags do this political quiz and report back results.
http://www.abtirsi.com/quiz2.php
>Socialist Ultranationalist Liberal
>Socialist Libertarian Non-Interventionist Humanist Progressive
No idea what any of that means, I answered maybe to most.
>>24410442
>Socialist Libertarian Non-Interventionist Humanist Progressive
Topkek, first page of google
http://vegan-pearl.tumblr.com/post/133492058736/you-are-a-socialist-anarchist-humanist
Conservative anti-government isolationist nativist traditionalist
>tfw about to go to a concert alone
>>24410366
I've been to several alone. In fact I'm going to. Another alone tomorrow. Suck it up, anon.
>>24410366
who are you going to see?
Sounds like fun OP, wish I had money for that kind of thing.
I'll type more but I have to get back into bed. Can't create fucking threads from my tablet.
That's not a very creative name
YES
HOLY SHIT YES
I'M GOING TO GO BUY A MEDIUM WALK-IN PEPPERONI FOR $5 P;LUS HORRIFIC CANADIAN TAX
RIGHT AFTER I FINISH GETTING SHITFACED LOADED BECAUES MY LIFE IS A GIANT PILE OF ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
IT'S SO FUCKING CHEAP IT'S 1700 CALORIES FOR $5 MAN THAT'S NOT BAD FOR JUNK FOOD
YOU KNOW YOU'RE DEFENSELESSS, HOW YOUR HEART BEATS WHEN YOU RUN FOR COVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
you can't RETREAT
I SPY LIKE NO
OTHER
>>24410367
Pff as if pizza hut is any better.
Besides fuck a name, they have the best chain pizza bar none, and its better then Italian mom And pop joints too.
