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Faggots belong on their containment boards
Make threads expressing this sentimental if you agree
>tfw you will never snuggle OP and teach him that it's okay to love and be loved, that he is fighting battles when there are no reasons to fight them, that sometimes it's okay to let go
Live and let live
>expressing this sentimental
sentiments are for women.
and the only reason the shills want to ban gays is because gay mixed black and white males are so prevalent that it selects against black/white pairings, acting as a natural check against that form of reproduction
eat a dick baph
>>24420507
is that a fact
this some real nigga logic if i ever heard it
Be frank with me, robots. Does it ever get any better?
Depends on who you are. It won't get better for me but I'm of the lowest tier of trash human beings
No.
32 here. It does not get better, you just develop more things to hate.
Looking forward to killing myself next month.
It can
But it sure as hell could get a lot worse too
Who the hell knows ?
>be 18
>always lonely because of social anxiety and autistic nature
>meet a girl in middle school
>several years later, friend becomes gf in college
>for the first time in your life, someone might actually love you
>gf is polygamist
>"oh no, I-I don't mind. As long as you're h-happy anon"
>fast forward many months
>gfs ex moves and they break up
>be relieved and continue to have a happy normal relationship with gf
>it's great
>gf is not only gf, but only friend and family you have. gf is all that you have
>fast forward several more months
>"I invited my ex over, don't worry it'll be fun and she really wants to be your friend, too"
>ex is better than you in every single way; looks, intelligence, has you beat in every aspect
>"Oh, that s-sounds g-great anon. I c-can't wait"
>We take hour long trip to pick up ex, things go surprisingly well though severely uncomfortable. >burning stomach pains are coming in and you get sweaty
>bring her back home, already late
>we make some food, watch a show, etc.
>gf says that we'll all sleep on the floor together on a little pallet
>"There we go, anon! Now we can just fall asleep here in case we get to tired watching TV and all ^-^"
>go to sleep
>gf rests between you and your ex
>back turned to gf and ex
>can't stay asleep because tension headache
>worried about work next morning, dreading long shift
>try to sleep anyway
>get cold
>shared blanket keeps getting pulled away from me
>try to grip a little, but ends up getting pulled away every time
>pull arms and legs into shirt instead
>gf keeps shifting in her sleep, slowly forcing me off pallet
>cold, on the floor, finally decide to get up and move to the bed
>look down
>gf is holding ex
>heart shatters
>tfw when no one will ever love you
>not even your gf
> comparing yourself to a woman
>>24420348
Wait, what? What sex are you OP?
>>24420404
she's a woman that used to date my gf and she's also "pansexual".
I feel like I made a huge mistake, but I don't have anyone else or anywhere else to go. I'd rather be alone, but I don't make enough to live on my own yet
Have any robots traveled to SE Asia?
I'm 23, KV NEET. Over the last year I've developed a small online business which is now making $3k/mo - a very livable wage in SE Asia. I'm thinking of living there for a few months, banging Thai girls, etc.
Is there any reason this might be a bad idea?
There are a few blogs about life in thailand, specifically to do with sex workers and sex tourism.
Expect people trying to steal from you constantly.
>>24420306
3k is enough to live comfortable in USA you fuck
Just don't get taken advantaged of. And make sure not to do something stupid like go to jail in the third world.
Where were you during the November 18th revolution?
What happened on the 18th?
>>24420609
a bunch of normies spammed about how happy they were compared to robots in like 80 threads
Remember remember the cancer of November.
who else feels actual burning hatred inside?
I feel nothing. Existence is my catharsis
Are you excited for Final ne? I really need to do a Law route sincd I did Chaos and Neutral, ufufu!
Hatred is just repressed sadness. You just need love! Wanna be friends?
Who /evil/ here?
I have no regard for anyone else and I enjoy the misery of others. I don't even feel guilty about this or feel there's anything wrong with me. Do I have some personality "disorder" or something?
>ummmm... COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENT !!
>I dont dress like this for attention, im a huge fan of Wars of the Stars!
>Excuse me? Did you just say I dress like a whore?! Umm Chad security and white knights!! beat up and get this mysoginistic creep outta here
>eww gross nerds try to talkk with me so disgusting... now where is my nerdy chad hook up xD
>some of these pathetic virgins give all of us a bad name, they are entitled and feel their boyzone is threatened... I got news, I watched this movie when i was 5 years old!
Make all zones, safe-zones and stand against sexism and bitter creeps
>>24420210
I don't remember seeing that outfit in wars of the stars
>>24420210
cosplaying is only for normie shits.
Attention whore general?
who /live off the land/ here?
I cant stand the idea of govt assistance so i collect edible plants and mushrooms, hunt birds and fish to sustain myself...
i live in a tiny flat and sell psilocybin mushrooms online to pay the rest, electricity and internet.
>>24420203
to pay the *rent
What made you adopt such a lifestyle?
>>24420203
>I cant stand the idea of govt assistance
I hope you're not some kind of filthy capitalist, Anon...
vocajew thread
true robot edition
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pZ2exPGLqk
there are no robots on this board anymore.
>It's the era of le ebin cyborg master race guys x^D
>>24420115
This is a vocaroo thread, so I might as well ask here.
Any robots a male with a high voice? 18 here and people say I sound 14-15. It fucking hurts.
>>24420288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jd8n7ACz4s
this has been my voice since I was 14-15 so I don't know that feel friend.
He borderline raped me. We're both 18 and gay and we both are tops so we have just been doing basic oral. But the other day he stuck his finger in me and I moaned cause it wasn't all that bad it felt kind of erotic. He took it as 'wanting it' though and stuck his member in before I could say anything. He forced it in hard and trusted hard and it was extremely painful to the point where I was crying and almost went into shock. I was crying to much to be able to tell him to stop and barely had the strength to push him off. After he got done he asked how was it and I said "baby you hurt you so bad I didn't want you to go for it. I tried telling you and you kept hurting me" I was still crying. He got mad and said "you better start enjoying me otherwise I'll leave" I have this same problem in another question if you want to give me advice on the relationship. But my anus is bleeding a little and it hurts during bowel movements. I don't know what to do :'(
>>24420037
leave him you dipshit
>>24420037
The fuck am I reading and why does it exist
Better loosen up OP.
>he drinks soda
>he eats fast food
>he doesn't like vegetables
This will be such a great thread!
>>24419962
those are just general red flags
>he exists
>he is not gay
Who /lyinginbedontheirlaptop/ here?
There's no comfier feeling in the world right now.
>laptop
>comfy
enjoy hunching over
>>24419960
this, I have also found it to be less than comfortable
>>24419960
>thinking im sitting up
I'm leaning back against pillow lying down with my laptop on top of the covers covering my leg.
Who the hell wakes up so early in a Saturday morning?
Let's have a Saturday morning thread. What are you planing on doing today fellow anon? How did you spend yesterday?
>>24419781
I slept all friday night and woke up at 5 am
I am a neet so I had all fryday off and I attended a college event where they showcased a bunch of students animation shorts and did a motion capture demonstration. It was pretty great. As for today I don't really have much of a reason to be up so early, I guess I want to take advantage that the sun isn't killing me (no curtains) yet and do some drawing or something
>>24419801
Any plans for today? Gotta take advantage of that early weekend feels right?
If they started building these in the West as permanent homes for NEETs would you move in?
They would need to be fitted with sterilized toilet tubes and tendies dispensers to really appeal to NEETs.
If it was just a bed and a TV/radio, laptop or whatever, I'd move in because I'd then get to spend more time outside, and I don't think NEETs always want to do that.
>>24419746
they could just make tunnels to reach the toilet. and the tunnel could itself be a shower, so you just go through the tunnel, get showered, get out in toilet, dry yourself off, and head back.
>having to share a bathroom/kitchen
>people around all the time
No
Anyone else subconscious internally speak to you and belittle you, but it feels like it has a mind of it's own? I can't take it anymore. I feel like I'm being spied on by my own subconscious every minute. He's a real asshole, too.
>>24419639
yes but only because its the absolute truth that i am a pathetic loser not worthy of anybodys love
bye
>>24419639
yeah, i get that a lot. kinda like jekly and hyde. And when the asshole comes out its bad.
>>24419639
wtf i thought i was the only one . don't tell anyone about it. my ex gave me the crazy look
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