>one of my eyelids rests lower than the other a la Thom Yorke
What deformities do you have, /r9k/?
I slept on my side when I was a kid so one of my shoulders is longer than the other and my neck hurts
absurdly wide feet
>>28897933
That's not a deformity, it's actually pretty standard.
Your ears, your jawline, etc., all asymmetrical; just because you're a human doesn't mean you have to be 100% symmetrical.
You think this is a Chinese Cartoon or something, boy?
>Staying up late until well past midnight.
>Talking long walks throughout my city.
I'm sure I'm not the only one doing this, some of you probably do this trying to find something, but what is it? What are we trying to find in our monitors, outside or homes? It's a depressing feeling to be quite honest but I cannot stop doing these.
Am I trying to find myself? am I just scared of life and try to hide in these activities? Am I scared of people but want to be around them?
I'm...
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>>28897882
>I'm sure I'm not the only one doing this
You are correct
1) Be an honest, hardworking person
2) Take care of yourself
3) Be there for your family
4) Be grateful for what you have
5) Be interested in helping others
Sure fire strategy desu~
>>28897882
>Talking long walks throughout my city.
I started wandering round my city 2 years ago I guess. Going out at 00:00 am and going back home at 10:00 am. It felt really nice to breathe this cool air. Empty roads, empty streets. It was like I'm the only person in the whole city. Lamp post led my way. It was so quiet. And some drone music was on my MP3. Lately I've been hanging out near to fastfood spots late at night. And I searched for food in trashcans. yah, I'm a poorfag.
>>28897882
i do the same things
i think we need a psychologist.
something in me is aching, and i think something in you is aching too.
I'm lonely
what are some ways to emulate friendship
>>28897872
VR is pretty fun
altspace is a platform for talking to people
it really feels like I'm a part of a group, because I can "literally walk" up to a group of people talking and just listen to what they're saying without doing anything myself. People don't notice you and just keep doing their thing, it's great.
>>28897872
Take a noose and put it around your neck.
>>28897907
what do I do after I put it around my neck
> tfw born with a sonic speed metabolism
> tfw I can eat whatever I want and not gain excess weight
> tfw I can get great gains in half the time it takes you faggots
LOL
Fuck off...I literally have to eat fruits/vegetables and some rice to ain't ain't my weight. Fuck people with fast metabolism!!!
>>28897787
Same here anon, a toast to never getting fat :D
>will be a literal twig your whole life
how is that a good thing
>it ends in a facial and not a creampie
It ended in a creampie for me just last night :^}
>the guy calls the girl a whore
>>28897766
checked
Porn is brainwashing
This time he's begging crackheads to give him oral sex for money. I love watching this guy because of how degenerate and gross it all is.
https://youtu.be/_ySXG6eCOWY
MADMAN
https://youtu.be/G8s8e9rGR8Y
I think Charley Williams was made in a factory
Charlie Williams + crack heads is always a good time
https://youtu.be/gHCsRNbrY5Y
>>28897822
How did you find his other channel? I thought I had that one in secrecy.
Any other Charlie Williams fans out here?
Post in this thread if you think nobody loves you
>>28897711
That cat is qt as fuck
>>28897711
I wanna pet that cat
>>28897711
man I wish I had that bread
Hey r9k, lets just get down to business: my friend wants to suck my dick.
I cant decide if i want it or not so i'll let dubs decide.
Don't let me down pls
rolling for op to get some homo succ
Rolling for a no.
Just let your gay friend blow you, you stupid faget.
Why are there so many single men and so few single girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1qGKD4zfsw
>>28897685
because your creepy
>>28897685
80/20 rule
next question
>>28897685
Single girls aren't few but most like being single so they don't whine about it like men do.
What music do you listen to that you are embarrassed by and would ordinarily never share?
I'll start, in good faith. Been listening to their music since I was a teenager.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaelLXKLlc8
https://youtu.be/m_SK1Gn63f0
normies can never know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmyTvkwBIfc
Eurobeat.
I kind of dont give a fuck.
https://youtu.be/3mp4aOABbsI
I find this oddly comfy
> He fell for the "single mothers are bad" meme!
Yeah yeah, it's proof that she's a whore who fucked an irresponsible chad, but don't kid yourself: that's true of every other girl. At least the fact that she didn't get an abortion shows that she's willing to be a mother, and having the kid might have taught her some responsibility and encouraged her to "settle down".
If the average girl goes out to a nightclub every weekend from 15 to 35, two decades times 52 weeks means that she blew...
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The solution to every problem is to give up.
That feel when no single mother gf to marry and raise a family with.
There is literally nothing wrong with abortion.
Why does she care so much about my height I don't car that shes a fucking landwhale
She is virtue signaling to other women about how normal she is
That's why women so often seem to care about stupid shit
why do you care so much about some random ass tweet from a random girl from 2 years ago?
>>28897687
Because her opinion is the norm among roasties.
r9k's just satire
>you barely noticed bro
>reeeee it's not satire fucking normie scum
>it's in between lmao xD
>original
FUCKING REEEEE
I'm farting in my pants
I have like 5 people coming over to my house tomorrow with nothing planned for a party my mom said I had to have. WTF do I do? Goddamn being social makes me fucking nervous.
Pic not related.
Listen op all you need to is
>put out food such as chip and dip some 2 liter soda bottles some beer and some red solo cups
>use any kind of stereo and make a party playlist, but only use well known music
>put some sports or something on the TV
>if you can set up any kind of game that'd be good too
If you do all this you should be able to leave them all to their own devices and not be social for the most part, just do some basic introductions...
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>>28897566
Are you the anon who invited other anons over because your mom is making you or she'd call your high school friends?
>>28897968
Thank you, I will likely do exactly this.
I am somehow balding at 20 and I have no idea what to do. If I become fit could it possibly make me not look like the most unattractive person ever? I am overweight by probably 60-70 pounds right now by I am going to begin running and lifting tomorrow.
Its probably caused by masturbating too much
>>28897502
My hair started thinning around mid twenties. I just shave it like once a month or every 2 weeks and seem to look normal. I get more attention from ladies since shaving it desu. I am fit though gym 4 days a week lifting and try to get in long walks / jog on other days.
>>28897633
I'm in college right now, by the time I go back in September my hair will probably be even thinner. Is there any chance of having a decent looking body by then?