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Starting community college soon, is it better than highschool? I also have to get a roommate, how bad can this be?
>>28899297
it is but only by a little bit
my advice? Take English and math stuff first to get it out of the way if you're not going into those majors.
Get the fuck out of there as fast as you humanly can, I don't care if you got shit to do during the summer or winter you have to get out of there fast dude. So many people get stuck there for longer than they thought they would be.
I'm speaking from experience, get your shit done and leave.
I started community college at twenty. Spent three years in it, just transferring this fall.
So right off the bat the biggest difference between highschool and college is that the latter (largely) wants to be there. Community college in particular has a lot of older folks trying to get ahead in life.
What you'll find is that people don't stay there for long. In your first semester you'll meet people on their last semester, and you go further you'll realize how hard it can be to make regular friends that last longer than a year.
The professors should have a lot of free time to just talk with students and answer questions. Take advantage of this, I had many great discussions with my history professor who was a living encyclopedia.
Also if you're looking for qt girls there are all kinds of ages. Just be careful because highschool kids go there and it can be awkward if you find one attractive (or worse, flirt like I did with one for a whole semester).
>>28899297
1. Much better than high school in my opinion
2. Totally depends on the roommate. It can mean a new friend or it can really, really suck
I cannot stop drinking. Not in the long term, I barely drink, but right now. I keep drinking shots. I don't have work tomorrow. Will I be okay?
You will most certainly die, and I am not joking.
>>28899262
My grandpa died the day before yesterday and my mother is already upset. I feel bad about adding more grief and I guess the only answer is to drink more so I don't feel guilty.
>>28899238
you just gotta grow up kid. I used to be a piss head like you but realized it fucks up my whole next day and feel it for days after. I still get wasted sometimes tho
What's your hobby or interest, robots?
I literally have none besides shitposting on the internet. I tried many things but nothing is fun or rewarding because I have no friends to do it together. And since I have no interest, I quickly run out of things to say in social situation. I tried joining clubs and going to church and so on but those places are full of normies who find me akward for being silent the whole time. Who else trapped in downward spiral like me?
>tired of games
>tired of porn
>no passion for coding or drawing
>can't write
I feel like someone turned the power out a long time ago and I'm just starting to freeze
It literally just to use to be playing video games. Then I replaced video games with lifting.
Everything else requires a decent amount of money, and or friends.
Why don't you just kill yourself, you're a pathetic waste of space.
Seriously.
Get a gun, and pull the trigger.
No one will miss you.
Just fucking kill yourself you fat little shit.
>like girl for three years
>never have a real conversation with her
>have delusions of getting married, being in love
>finally get the balls to talk to her
>go on a date
>she's a horrible person
aha, next time I imagine falling in love, I'll get to know her first.
what a waste of fucking time, I'm stupid.
>he believes in the romance meme
>he thinks girls aren't just using guys for their resources and social status
TOP LYL
>>28899099
yea exactly bud
>>28899099
Look at those disgusting flat, boyish bodies. And some retard on here told me Asian girls have the best bodies, lmao
>literally so horny my genitals are become pained
sorry but not sorry
not fapping is retarded and youre a dumbass if you think it "helps you lol more energy xD"
youre also a baka if you think masturbation and sex dont get rid of tension all the same
>>28899087
http://www.strawpoll.me/10339386
Most guys here would probably benefit from masturbating less. It is certain that most of us would benefit from quitting porn.
>>28899142
>It is certain
says you
Is it true robots? Can anything be made funny, even something as horrific as rape?
FYI I don't understand the joke here. What's the joke?
>>28899063
>being this fucking retarded
He has poor vision. This woman looks similar to his girlfriend, but he was unable to distinguish the facial details until he had his pants down and his cock out. If he had gone to "specsavers", he would have been able to afford his glasses and avoided this unfortunate predicament.
Neck yourself, cunt.
>>28899063
yes anything can be made funny, jokes aren't meant to be serious
why do you think 9/11 and Hitler jokes exist?
>>28899092
But the woman would have been screaming and crying though? How would his eye sight have avoided that?
Is there any program/video game where I can have a cabin and insert images that walk around the cabin in some form as if they are people, even if they are walking PNGs?
Also that I can walk around in and get near the images somehow?
Sorry I forgot that in the original post although I think it is implied.
You could probably just design something like that yourself using Unity.
Also what the fuck.
>>28898975
It seems simple enough that someone would have invented it by now, and to design an entire detailed cabin by myself in a program I've never used would be too difficult I think.
tl;dr I'm lazy.
It'd be hard to explain what I'm going for exactly but basically like a "life in a cabin" simulator where I can just put in the picture of my waifu that switch occasionally and they kind of walk around/relax in the house. I wouldn't even need to interact with them, just like a walk around and explore and see my waifu in the cabin type thing.
Getting kicked out, dunno what to do.
Things have been slowly coming to a boil over the past months, and finally, the day has come. I've gotta leave.
I have tradable kills, I know how to code, design, etc. But none of this is going to help me in the coming days. I need an immediate solution.
I have one semi-friend, and she's busy with her own life's bullshit, so that's out. I had a meeting on Monday for a tech startup(lol), but I emailed them and told them that it wouldn't be feasible, considering my current situation.
So I've got a few options.
*I go live in homeless shelters and secure manual labor jobs.
"I enlist in the military
"I jump off something high
Suggestions?
Just go to a homeless shelter.
It's not a big deal. I'll probably end up there one day.
Get a coding job in the military
>>28898906
I would, but apparently, if you've used adderall in the past year, you're ineligible. My original plan was to enlist as a shit-tier position and hope that they don't check/care.
Holy shit I just transferred the last 60 of my credit account so I could get a prostitute. Condom sex doesn't even feel good what the fuck am I doing help I'maddicted
start killing them 2bh
smoke weed instead lmao
>>28898856
enjoy being vanned
Why do people like weed?
>smoke a bowl
>chill out relax
>lol not
>end up getting anxious and thinking about responsibilities that need to be taken care of
>start over-analyzing your own behavior
>realize how autistic and weird you are
>cue depression and self-hatred
>some enjoyable moments but always overshadowed by these spergouts
Shit drug if you're a robot and not just a shutin normie.
>not researching a substance extensively before using it
>have the gall to eschew weed altogether because a specific strain fucked you up
that sounds pretty normie to me t b h. that, or you only have access to one type of weed (likely brick/shit weed, which is like playing mental/emotional slots)
you remind me of the two football chads from my hometown that called the police because they smoked medicinal weed for the first time and thought they were dying
>>28898946
That's not true its not about strains pothead, weed can actually trigger paranoia or anxiety in some people and then every time they smoke it after that it'll always be like that. Yes that's right kid, your drug isn't all butterflies and angels!
>>28898835
It can really depend on the strain.
My friend got me some heavy hybrids and I had my very first panic attack during a black-out. I thought about my stomach and I felt everything. Then I just became really faint as reality faded away, interesting experience in my opinion.
I'm no expert but ive had some bad strains that always made me trip out. I've had others that made me super relax.
Today I broke someone's leg during a soccer match. Am I a bad person if I feel happy about this?
>>28898827
absolutely not, go back and break into their house while they're asleep tonight and make it a matching set
>>28898827
>Today I broke someone's leg during a soccer match
how
>>28898827
That was my goal every match when i played
>tfw HSV-1 from some whore kissing me on the lips as a kid
>tfw STD's as a virgin
The universe has been so cruel.
Is it even noticable?
>>28898935
Only during an outbreak. Doesn't mean you can't spread it any time, though.
I've probably spread it to like 4 people by now including close familyD E V I L I S H
> Tfw when you have had unprotected sex multiple times but no std.
Feels good man
how ya doin guys
omegle thred
>>28898764
Ain't nobody on.
>>28898764
I would join but it's almost 5am and I need to go to bed :(
>>28898764
i'i'm here..
>tfw even r9k skips me on omegle
Eating pussy is for cucks.
This is why women don't want you. I don't want a man who doesn't give me cunnilingus, a man who refuses to give me cunnilingus can die.
>>28898781
I bet your cunt is sweaty and rancid.
Just no. Here's a air freshener.
>>28898781
>I don't want a man who doesn't give me cunnilingus, a man who refuses to give me cunnilingus can die.
>I don't want a man
Sure you don't.
>tfw fridge completly empty
>nothing even in the refigerator
>money in like 4-5 days
skeletons send help, should i force myself too sleep?
Sleep, try not to move a lot, drink lots of water.
I would get over myself and start making as many friends and begging for food. Don't let /r9k/ fuck you up. Seriously start talking to whoever you are in contact the most and start doing whatever you can to persuade them for some food.
Food bank and shelters my man
