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>tell a qt friend i have feelings for her
>she tells me she has feelings for me, too
>she doesn't want to be a couple, tho
music for this -feel-?
swans
idk but take your bitchass to >>>/r9k/
>>28900139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG9VhC0hiTg
is there any serious and convincing reason not to commit suicide if youre miserable at this moment ?
>>28900125
Read Camus' book about your own pic related. Takes a while to process, but the argument works.
>>28900125
It could get better. Emphasis on could.
>>28900293
He doesn't even make an argument, he just insists we have to pretend Sisyphus is happy because...just because.
Yfw a girl says:
>Ugh, I fucking hate kids, they're such annoying little shits.
Broken women. Aren't they?
>>28900173
Yup. Nobody respects them. They're hated by normal men and women. That's why they are femanons.
Kids are little shits. Why the fuck would you want children? Normie scum.
>Decide to start hanging out on /a/ more
>Post pic related
>Get BTFO'd
Where did I go wrong?
Yeah this is why you lurk to get an idea of board culture/attitudes before making threads.
I haven't browsed /a/ in a while but if you would have lurked for a few days/week you would know they hate shit like thid\s
>>28900049
>outing yourself as a newfag
Why would you do this?
>>28900093
I thought that if I said that they would take it easy on me if they didn't really do these kinds of threads. Clearly, I was wrong.
How do you learn how to sing?
Do you just practice it
Or is it just
>GENETICS
Some people have naturally better chords and ear for singing in tune but almost everyone can learn to sing at an average level with enough practise and lessons.
>>28900048
It's both. Some people have vocal chords that were meant for singing. It's still something that you need to practice and put to use.
>>28900048
People tell me i sing realy good all of the practise i did was sing songs with notes i could reach untill i could reach higher ones bit by bit mind you im not a fenomenal singer im just good but i also smoke so...
Morning anon, wishing you a comfy sunday~
How does it feel to be able to take selfies and whatnot?
I'm way too ugly and self-conscious for that.
I have literaly no picture of myself.
>>28900036
You just have to stop caring anon, I used to be like that and then I remembered that the only place anyone could ever insult me and then also get away with it is here.
And considering most of this board are also as autistic as me, I dont think I care that much about their insults~
Just try it sometime. It will make you feel a bit better about yourself. Take a picture of your face or whole body and then look at it and say one thing you like about it~
>>28900069
Are you taking a shit?
I'm an INFJ.
I'm also Borderline and autistic on top of it.
>>28899998
>tfw INFJ with Social phobia
Hang in there bro
Is it me or this personality type is quite rare here?
>>28900118
here there are only depressed INFP spergs and narcissistic INTJ nihilists
>>28899998
>muh meme test
Also that isn't something to be proud of
Anyone else absolutely disgusted by skinnyfats here? Just seeing them makes me fucking nauseous.
How in the world do you fucking subhumans get bodies like that?
>>28899961
Does having normal hips, skinny body and large stomach (like a starving person) count as skinny fat?
>>28899961
I'm a skinnyfat. I think it's mainly from my low T levels.
Only smelly normies hate skinny fats.
Can you still live a good life as a manlet?
5'8 here. Taller than most girls but shorter than most men. Not sure how to feel about this.
5'7 here and have had a 7/10 life so far.
Just go KHV mode, dude. You're not getting pussy in this life.
Find something you like to do/give a fuck about, and do it. Sometimes you just get a bad hand, just need something else to fill your time with is all.
5'2 here
Probably gonna kms if I don't make enough money to move to asia
>>28899952
Yes.
It'll be harder for you than a tall man, all other things equal. You're insane if you think lots of girls wouldn't pick a jacked, well off short guy with his shit together over the average tall guy.
Studies suggest short guys have it harder in the corporate world also but once again you can beat out average taller competition by just being better than them and working hard.
Other than those two areas in life, being short won't hinder you at all unless ball is life.
I want to fade into nothingness
>>28899920
Thats what we like to hear
>>28900054
Thinking about it is comforting
That's exactly what I want too.
going to start paying my ex for sex since i'm an overral unlikeable person
anything i can do to to piss her off when having it
Sounds like a terrible idea.
How hot is this ex and how much are you paying?
>>28899929
about 50 every two weeks and not really hot but attractive
No no this is good, ultimately she will value herself less and less as she continues to trick herself out. Just seem as emotionally detached as possible, as if this is nothing but a business transaction. Do not compliment, or seem particularly pleased by her. Be only pleased by yourself
Careful anon. The FSB (former KGB) has trained her since 2005 so she can kill with her bare hands.
>>28899833
hopefully she kills my boner with her bare hands.
>>28900055
>ties a knot into your boner
>watches and laughs while it swells up and turns blue
>rips it off after it died
that's your fantasy? pretty fucked up tbqh family
Fuck this stupid old dried up whore
>pretend to be a girl on /r9k/
Mischievous
>>28899784
>pretend to be a robot on /r9k/
Devilish
>Pretend to be happy
>I'm not
hahaha they don't suspect a thing
>tfw you're a girl pretending to be a guy who pretends to be a girl on /r9k/
I wish there was some way to die that I would find acceptable.
Natural causes of old age, seems to be pretty popular
Death by cop.
>>28899734
Death by philanthropy, leaving nothing for yourself
more than anything i hate my past
i hate who i am, but more who i have been, how i have acted, what i have done what i haven't. i am ashamed of pretty much everything, disappointed in everything. unstuck from time, my day-to-day life is more than bearable, but histroically, i have to live with the shame of being descendent of who i have been.
does anyone know this feel?
That picture is so retarded
>flaws are okay
Yeah right, except the flaws make your life worse.
>what's most likely to happen?
Usually not the most positive outcome. Or positive outcome at all.
>You may not be able to do exactly what you want.
But Chad can.
>>28899704
>i have to live with the shame of being descendent of who i have been.
God damn anon, right in my feels. I know this feel. I live this feel.
>>28899704
yes, I hate my present self too
2016 has been awful.. at least 2015 had peaks and valleys
