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bumpedioriginality is an art
Bump
>Original.lmao
>>28896454
Bumping
Maybe the most original comment you've seen thus far
Two days ago I witnessed someone's suicide attempt. Pic related, I didn't take it, but it's of the one I witnessed. He fell like 20 stories and survived. When I think about it, I see him falling, and I remember how he was flailing his limbs around. He fell so slowly, slower than you'd think. After he jumped, we all saw him falling, then he disappeared from my view, because I was on street level and he jumped onto another building. And after a moment, there was a loud THUMP. I remember being disgusted at the huge crowd of people, taking photos, looking at him, yet I didn't turn away either. I didn't walk away.
What strikes me most of all though, when I think back on this incident, is how free he looked when he was falling.
>>28896435
Could you see his facial expression?
>>28896452
This pic is from pretty close to my vantage point, so no.
>>28896435
>20 stories
>lived
I'm gonna need a news article on this one.
Could you ever grow to love someone you find physically repulsive?
No. There must be some sexual attraction.
Repulsive is a strong word m8. I'd say no
>>28896424
If you're talking about a 10 dating and marrying a 1 or a 2, never going to happen unless he/she has a dragon sized dick or a pussy as tight as a gravitational singularity.
Has anyone here seen an escort? Or gotten a massage with a happy ending?
Nobody? Come on, someone out there has experience.
ANYONE? Rheeee.
>>28896418
I got a hooker from back pages to come to my dorm room and lick my ass while I jerked off on her tits
I don't know why I did it
How was your day /r9k/? Mine was pretty shitty
Shitty huh.
Im 40 years old on r9k.
Beat that.
>>28896439
51 YO on /r9k/. Keep going...
>>28896439
Why would i try to? I'm not running a pity party here faggot
>tfw you wake up to a thunderstorm
Could live be any more comfy?
>>28896386
>wake up with two bottles of finlanda and a bag full of taco time
Felt amazing
>waking up dead
Comfy as fuck
>Lunch break at my job
>Get some food
>huge massive thunderstorm outside
>normalfags stay inside next to their shopping carts because they don't want to get wet
>don't give a fuck
>Walk out to my car
>Get the pillow I bring to nap with on my lunch
>Spend my time reading shitposts on my phone and eating while the rain beats against the roof of my car
Comfy as fuck.
Who /gonnabeupallnight/ here?
Nah, mom said if I go to bed at 3 tonight she'll let me have Tendies for breakfast.
Yeah up until 5:45 AM
>>28896400
That does sound nice.
*yaaaaaawn*
Oh hello there studycuck. Enjoying your weekend assignments? Learning facts and lessons you'll forget in 10 years and never need to use in real life. If you don't just forget them long before your exams that is.
Must be sad you spend all that time on the first 25 questions only to find at the back of the page there are 25 more. You better hurry up so Mr. Brainwashstein can give you that mark so when you finish that 4 year long course you end up in that measly two month lasting job at McDonalds or WalMart you desperately need.
Now us NEETS who aren't employed or in any form of your mind controlling schools/university's spend their days enjoying life for what it is, enjoying their youth with pleasant memories such as playing video games, hanging out with friends, going on dates with girls, enjoying the best chicken tendies from the best restaurants all while laughing at people like you.
Also BTW studycuck if I really need to know something badly I could just Google it or just go outside and figure it out with my interactions with it alone (I mean how do you think people got information in the first place out of nowhere?).
Anyways I think you have to get back to reading that mind exhausting 10,000 page book on the great wall of China (Wonder when they're going to ask you anything on that in a job interview)
Tata! Studycuck another day another lesson!
...what? Why are you attacking people in school now? The Wagie put you in your place finally?
>>28896443
NEET = Neither in Employment, Education or Training Cuckie. I'm staying staunch to my code
>>28896485
I love your posts.
Never stop being you! <3
Anyone else really close to writing their suicide note? Can we have a suicide thread. Life sucks, guys. How do you all keep distracting yourself with stuff when your life sucks?
I can't do it. I wish I could be like you guys.
I did then tried to hang myself with a dog leash which failed and then I drank a whole bottle of scotch and ate some pills and was found hardly breathing covered in vomit and spit on my bathroom floor
thnx, n goodbye, my friend. i love u.
This pic says it all
>>28897508
>Just delude yourself into feeling good no matter what happens
>Boo hoo girl #24234 doesn't like me and won't have sex with me
True wisdom here
/uni/ thread
so how you holdin' up?
Summer break. Start my emt class in a few days though
>>28896082
Exam tommorow
Gonna fail one of my classes
not good
got my first c and my first f last semester, before this semester i was basically guaranteed acceptance to at least one grad program but now, I don't know
>tfw didn't win the Powerball jackpot today
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I dunno what else to do. I deserve a life of leisure in luxury. Everything productive I want to do costs money and doesn't make money. It is my lifes mission to acheive financial liberation, and I want it fast and I want it now, the only way I can make it happen is lottery gambling. I would never kill myself, and I would never get a job, and self employment is not an, option- because unlike a lot of you NEETs who are mostly shut ins, I like to be outside all the time, and am increasingly minimizing time spent staring at a computer screen. No car, no lisence, no marketable skills, no professional connections, no family connections despite being Jewish. Literally no options to make money except the typical wagecuck to career slave path. I value my life too much to work, all work is soul sucking mind numbing drudgery by the mere fact of having to be at the same place at a designated time day after day, week after week, and spend 9 hours of the fucking day doing backbreaking sedentary repetitive tasks or backbreaking hard labor. I will simply hold out, keep blowing inheritance money on lottery and other shit as if I already won the jackpot, and it simply must happen, my will is strong, and the universe must bend to my reality sooner or later Inshallah
Look man, you know that pseudoscience book "The Secret" that your shitty father gave you for your birthday? Well, it's all just a bullshit scam. You can't win the lotto by force of will, law of attraction, or whatever interpretative dance Oprah suggests.
Also, fuck Peter Rodger for giving Elliot that book "The Secret" as a gift. Why the fuck would you give your autistic son that book? Elliot spend hundreds on lotto tickets thinking that scam book was real. Peter might not have been an objectively bad father but he definitely made some absolute shit choices with his son.
>>28896172
WTF, Eliot was friends with cho
>>28896172
I read that book from the library, and I do believe truthfully that law of attraction can absolutely work for changing your subjective reality, such as health, happiness, and perspective on life, and thus I used this to become obsessed with winning the lottery. I am well aware that my thoughts, feelings, auras and chakras can't magically make numbered balls randomly bouncing around match ones printed on a piece of paper.
Peter gave it to his son hoping it would help with his depression and social problems. Difference between me and Elliot is he seemed to lack any amount of self awareness and empathy, and he didn't even need to win the lottery with all his parents' money and connections. For me winning the lottery is the only chance I have at living the life I see fit, there is no normal, no status quo, nothing to compare it to, no other options than to keep on trying until I win. People win the lottery in real life, and so can I.
Do you like black women /r9k/??.
Not really anon there not my taste.
No there disgusting.
I'd become fuck buddies with one
>Anon, why does your eye twitch like that? Is there something wrong with you?
are you in pain or something
please tell me why you are twitching
>>28897698
People on anime do it and he thinks it's cool
How old were you when you realized that the "friendzone" is a self-fulfilling prophecy and individually-made mode of suffering? More importantly, how come some men and women actually waste their time feeling bad about a person who clearly isn't interested in them?
Man up and move the fuck on.
>>28895866
Limerence.
Next.
>>28895905
Nice cop out.
I was 15 years old
If there's no free will, can I somehow manipulate my brain chemistry in order to make it make the right decisions? Like eat better foods or drug or something
if you had free will you could
>>28895733
You don't have the free will to manipulate your programming.
>>28895733
>If there's no free will
There is
>chemistry
an empiricist lie
