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Any other semi-successful cyborgs here?
I went to school for a year and get paid well off, my girlfriend is also semi-successful and is a tad more robot than I am.
How many other cyborgs lurk/post around here, and what's the status of your life so far?
>>28892032
yeah, thats not cyborg level, champ
thats pure normie
Go back to lebbit you insufferable faggot
>>28892070
>>28892099
tru I come on here once a week to see some depressing stories and feel better about myself
Had my fleshy for about 3 years now. It's getting gross and I'm getting rid of it tonight. Planning on throwing it out on a highway. Any different ideas?
why not hang around a middle school for a day and give it on a present box to a loner kid?
>>28891974
fill it with as much semen as you can muster, then print out a picture of high value currency, leave it partially sticking out of the hole and see if people will brave the sticky gauntlet.
leave it in a gas station bathroom. put ketchup inside
http://www.space.com/24128-kepler-22b.html
http://listogre.com/facts/science/top-10-earth-like-planets/
>tfw this planet is so 600 light years away
>tfw you will never be the lewis and clark of an entire planet
>tfw you will never live to see the first well-populated space city
>>28891912
Not with that attitude, anon.
>>28891947
even at light speed you'd still need six centuries to get there
>>28891947
I can't go to space
I'm too anti-social and nonathletic
Do good and evil exist?
Yes
until we find a creature that enjoys all forms of pain anyway.
As long as people like things and dont like things, good and evil exist.
as in being metaphysical human constructs, yes
tangible? no
>love this guy
>best friends
explain yourselves, fembots
>>28891855
Ugly girls even friendzone dudes out of their league because they have the delusion they can get chad?
>>28891855
is that a trap?
how a loser can you be to be friendzoned by a trap
baka desu senpai
>>28891917
I am not the guy in the picture I am just a simple observer, anon
Why do normies like degenerate art?
>>28891809
because hitler was an art conservative and conservatives are cucks
>>28891809
Well no wonder Hitler went apeshit and started his own beta uprising, all those fucking normie hacks graduating and you didn't would make me crack as well.
>>28891809
You think that those other graduates can't paint like Hitler? You find your own style only after mastering the basics.
how do "women" react to rejection?
Flirting with guys they know wont reject them.
>>28891805
There probably isn't a large enough sample size to make any kind of generalization.
>>28891805
violently. They walk faster than usual, their tone become sharper and they swear a lot. Also tears and pushing.
It was never part of their plan.
Do you guys talk to yourself?
Sometimes when I'm reading something I verbally respond to it, or sometimes thoughts come into my head and I just talk to myself about it.
Is this normal? I've been doing it as long as I can remember.
I talk to myself when I go out on night walks.
>>28891799
I'm exactly the same.
I'm pretty sure it's not normal, but it's not harmful or weird either.
>>28891799
I do this as if i am hanging out with someone. Usually its a time we hung out then i'll start mumbling the response i had when they were talking to me if it was a funny moment i catch myself mumbling to myself.
Does it comfort you to know that soon it'll all be gone? That all of mankind will die, and take with it most of the animals and plants? Do you think there are alien civilizations out there that will or have met a similar fate?
Sadly, not really desu. IF only it would end while im alive
>>28891842
You don't think there will be any nukes launched in the next 20-30 years? It's bound to happen, either by intention, or even more probable, by mistake.
/r9k/ would be pretty awesome if a giant meteor was about to hit Earth. The happening thread would be glorious.
The internet has always had a disproportionately high number of introverts. It's obvious when you think about it: there's a self-selection bias because the people most likely to be spending their time alone with their computers are also likely to be introverted. The growth of the internet has enabled many introverts to expand their horizons with respect to their communication with others, in addition to facilitating forms of expression and discourse barely possible for them in the real world, including, naturally, discussion regarding introversion and being introverted. This discussion is great because it allows introverts to talk honestly, share experiences, and relate to others when there may not be anyone in their daily life they can do this for. However, over time, introversion seems to have been glorified by certain posters online and now I think I'm seeing people going out of their way to bring up their introversion or being especially hyperbolic about their introversion. I can understand why people may think identifying as introverted would desirable: the term is commonly associated with introspection, thoughtfulness, reflection, etc., so the connotations linked with the term, in conjunction with just how readily I've seen the word used (especially within the past year or two) has led me to suspect that many people online aren't quite as introverted as they claim. I could be totally wrong and everyone I interact with online is genuinely so introverted they've never left their house and because - basically, by definition - I've never met anyone like that, I've assumed they don't exist. I doubt it, though, and I think on average people tend to overestimate their level of introversion.
Do you agree, /r9k/, that in general people online aren't as introverted as they'd like you to believe? Do you think people exaggerate intentionally to gain some of cred/acceptance, or do you think people are kind of subconsciously influenced by their awareness of introversion as a status symbol/memeand genuinely think of themselves as more introverted than they are?
Thoughtful post. You must be a true introvert.
>>28891698
yes
humanity wouldn't be able to sustain itself if the sheer quantity of 4chan posters were as pathetic as they make themselves out to be
I'm gonna become immortal!
That isn ot how it works. That isn't how any of this works.
>>28891929
Says you.
I'm gonna find a way.
I promise.
>>28891668
Duncan MacLeod, is that you?
The key to getting really good sex is to eat that pussy. It's a fact of life. You can bet your last tendie that Chad goes down on that like a submarine.
>>28891646
Sorry I don't want mouth cancer.
eating pussy is the ultimate cuck move. only people with 4 inch dicks eat pussy
>>28891646
No thanks.
I would ony do that to a pure 2D waifu like pic related. But a 3dpd whore, no thanks. Like i'm gonna lick piss and infection from those disgusting pig
Ok /r9k/ I need help. A few weeks ago I asked out my little sisters best freind. She said yes but at the last minute our schedules didn't work out. No I have graduated a few days ago and she is coming to my graduation party. No one else knows about what we tried to do. What do I do?
>pic related
Here's a selfie of here during homecoming
>>28891638
>No one else knows about what we tried to do
fucking underage faggots
nobody cares or will care in a few months when you become a wagecuck or a collegecuck
I'd rape her body
Can I orbit someone please? I'm very lonely and can give you lots of positive attention
Please respond guys
I want friends too.
But not someone who has to be the orbiter that I once was, and can talk to naturally without an ego to worry about.
Also, they must like anime.
You ever go on long drives around public places out of sheer loneliness, famillia?
![b63259d97c8b39b64e8490725aa98617[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zYdAfOS.jpg "b63259d97c8b39b64e8490725aa98617[1]")
>tfw parents decided to have not one but TWO parties this weekend
>first one started almost 8 hours ago
>piss jugs are full and need to go
>haven't been able to eat all day
>too scared to open windows so room is like 105
>thought of sneaking out to walk to mcdonalds or something but haven't showered today and look like a pedo
What do robots? I have to deal with this all day tomorrow too! I already tried asking for money from my parents to buy snacks but they said if I wanted food I should come out of my cave to get some of the stuff they ordered for the party.I'm 24 and sadly I'm not making this up.
Fuck them dude, try to sleep and let this shit pass.
Or sneak up and piss somewhere who care. Why do you care how you look like? Fuck everyone just go.
man the fuck up you retarded pussy
>>28891622
Can you use the restroom without being seen?
