Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2341. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2341. page
Cleaning out my computer and found this track I made for a thread on /r9k/ about "Straight outa basement", the /r9k/ rap album. Figured I'd share.
Vocals not my own, I did the best I could with the shitty tracks. Robots need to learn how to use a metronome.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uC0488tY6O
I miss this /r9k/
I am disappointed.
I hate all of you robots.
>>28891578
I hope you don't mind me saving anon.
Why don't you just get a geek gf robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av1iA2O5LnE
>>28891564
I am way too jaded to care
>>28891564
That guy is pretty cute. I really like the Star Trek cosplay. That's from the second star wars movie that came out a couple of years ago right? The Klingons were my favorite.
As for me, I'm not a geek. I feel like these type of spergs eventually meet a girl because as you can see there are plenty of girls there. They might not be good looking but it's someone.
But me? My hobbies are basically shitposting on 4chan. You don't meet girls that way.
hey guys femanon here
im really broke at the moment. would anyone like to donate to help me get through the week. i only need a couple hundred
>>28891483
sure give me your ssn
>>28891483
Yes, just give me your pay pal. I'll give you 200 dollars if you'll skype with me for 10 minutes
bet ur real cute and nice :)
>>28891483
Sure I just got paid do you have pics :)
>tfw no boy-next-door bf
>boy-next-door
In what sense, famillia? Can you explain what that means to you?
>>28891888
They mean a 8/10 with good social skills but with meek features like mousy hair and glasses.
Marriage is awful
So anon, do you want to go out sometime?
>>28891453
She wouldn't go out with me.
>Fat.
>Ugly.
>Unshaven.
>Social retard.
>Poor.
>As smart as a door knob.
Might as well just fuck a carp at this point
>>28891453
Sure, why not? As long as she doesn't have a dick I'm game.
WARNING: THIS THREAD IS UNSTABLE AND CAUSING A RIFT IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM
YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF ENCOUNTERING FIGURES FROM ALL ACROSS SPACE AND TIME.
One day I'll be President of the United States!
I'm going to take a nap, have a good time op
>>28891426
HALPPPPPPPPPPP
I AM SCRED1
Guys I'm in a kinda alternative place with a bunch of insecure girls, what should I do?
>>28891370
grab the blond one's hair and pull
>>28891370
ACT CONFIDENT
PENETRATE VAGOOS
>>28891370
>alternative place
just tell us what the event is
Who /drugs/ here
>tripped on lsd a few handful already
>bought .2 of Molly and I'm going to take it tomorrow
>>28891333
I'm selling/doing a few doses of molly to/with a couple people next week, hoping it will go well.
>>28891333
I went on an acid binge for a couple of months had to stop after shit got real. Psychedelics are fun man, just draw the line somewhere before you go off the deep end...
>>28891333
I've been thinking of getting into producing.
I'm versed enough in chemistry to be able to whip up something good. I got this idea to reduce down cough syrup & tablets to extract codeine from, dry & powder it, and buy empty capsules to sell it in.
Some old potential business partners told me they would sell for a pretty penny since niggas love their lean and triple Cs. I just have to find new dealers where I'll be moving to in a few days since I don't want to sell myself.
Somebody told me I look like Mark Zuckerberg.
I'm not sure what I should think.
They were telling you that you look like a greedy, slippery jew
Post a pic then. Keep in mind girls only like him cause his status. Ur just a dork
>>28891328
They meant you look like a wimpy kike
>It's an anon wonders if any of his posts have made somebody laugh episode
>>28891275
>Every time you post you hope someone responds
That's the only reason anyone here posts anything
it's a desire for human contact and a hope that they'll be someone you like, hence the specific boards a subjects (if you like cars, more likely to find those of common like in /auto/)
we all just want someone to talk to or to give us attention
>>28891275
I used to hate all the "kekerino" and sly anime responses until I realized they're all I ever wanted.
At least I'm not part of the fucking normie infestation that begs for (you)s by being contrarian and mean. Go back to facebook if you want attention.
>tfw your posts have gotten a kek or lmao
>tfw youve almost never made ppl laugh irl
I've never felt more racist in my life.
>>28891267
The Jews who control all the media in the west will it. Therefore the world majority race(blacks) control pop culture.
you know that episode of south park where half the town is 'country' and the other half is 'rock and roll'?
blacks and their admirers/emulators are the 'rock and roll' america shows to the world, so that the south africa-tier 'country' whites don't become the face of the nation.
without the rock and roll, the dulles-type people who run the u.s. would take a lot more heat, without country, they'd be unable to do their jobs.
>>28891267
Jews use the dumb ass apes to destroy western civilization and society (unfiltered answer)
Blacks are cool and have swag (retarded normalfag answer provided by Jewish MSM)
>someone disagrees with me on 4chan
>literally can't stop thinking about it all day
I get so mad. I'm legitimately autistic.
>>28891108
Don't worry, you're not autistic.
hahahhhaadadadd
I know this feel all too well.
>tfw neven won an argument on the internet.
For my last 20 or so shits, there has been no residue on the toilet paper after wiping. Why?
better diet?
i love it when that happens.
>>28891095
Don't ask questions just be grateful
You're lucky, always copious blood for me.
My gf went to caliroots this weekend with her friends. Been missing her but enjoying time alone. She's texted me here & there but usually short texts like "I love you" or "miss you". She's been super excited for the concert. Even went on a diet for a month to lose 20 pounds.
I totally trust her 100%. The only red flag I noticed, was she shaved the puss right before leavin. She said it was just for personal comfort. What are the chances she will cheat on me? I mean she has friends there so the chances must be really low, right?
I'm saging and hiding your thread because you're a normalfag.
>"I only have male friends"
dropped
>>28891083
wrong board, cunt
>>>/adv/
How can anybody kiss the mouth of a woman that had countless of other dudes cocks + cum inside it.
seems today all girls have had cocks + cum in their mouths.
how can you let that woman be the mother of your kids, and let her kiss your kids with that filthy mouth
how can you kiss that filthy mouth, and go back and kiss your mother
>>28890945
so this is how you pedos justify yourselves these days...
When you've put a cock in a girls mouth for her first time you feel more okay with it
Women have countless of dicks in their mouth
I've never even held hands with a girl
