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Have you been converted yet?
I've edged it to this one and a couple of similar looking boys. What the fuck is wrong with me, that poor boy barely looks 18!
>Lesbian porn... It just doesn't do it for me anymore, there is no conflict, I need a kink. An obstacle to overcome!
>Shemale porn... The penis was scary way back then, now I see that it is just a harmless girl penis. Nothing gay about liking traps. It just doesn't do it for me anymore, there is no conflict, I need a kink. An obstacle to overcome!
>Gayporn...
I don't even know how to turn this ship around
>>28890358
Common guys, I know you've all had this feel!
It didn't even start out with traps and shemale.
I only watched strap-on porn. And I hated the men in the porn! They were so ugly, and one specific baldheaded ugly buff dude showed up in every single porn for a while. I just went: Eew! This is fucking ugly. Why can't it be someone who is pleasant to look at? Someone with less bodyhair, no visible muscles, kinda youthful and cute. Like that guy in my class at high school, Morten. I'd much rather watch someone like him get fucked.
Who here fell for the STEM meme? How's that full market?
>>28890326
>tfw in the STEM field without a STEM degree
I wish law school wasn't so fucking expensive.
>>28890326
that market is still pretty full, thanks for asking
making good moneys, happy with my soon to be wife who is also making good moneys
>>28890351
Working as a janitor at an engineering firm doesn't make you "in the STEM field," you fucking idiot.
Don't masturbate to orgasm, just continuously edge forever. 3 days now and feeling great, no depressing lows just sustaining this awesome feeling. Robo neet bliss.
>>28890232
Don't do that OP
>7x5.5 dick
>overfap and edge everyday
>6.5 at best now
Fml
I try this but I get blue balls after a few hours
>>28890287
He's right, OP. My penis is now 2.5 inches long after doing this for 2 years straight.
End me.
Thread on pic related.
Share them.
>>28890169
>Problem hair
>Tats
Why her?
>>28890206
Because she makes my dick happy.
>>28890169
How big is her dick? Original original
What is your hedgehog name? Well??
>>28890145
Gold the Edgehog
Sonic the .jpg
>>28890145
Cold steel the cold steel
Get the FUCK in here grandpas. How's everyone holding up?
>tfw too scared to quit my degrading retail job
>tfw teenager coworkers probably see me as the old guy
Yea. I think I am just going to stop going and fill out paperwork at a temp agency.
35 hikki NEET here.
Same old, same old. Kind of gave up the hope of finding a job at this point.
33 here I stopped give a fuck.
Is r9k afraid of going bald?
>>28890062
I wish. I'd love to be bald and not have to spend $20 every week to shave my ridiculous afro.
Yes, but I can live it down if it doesn't happen until I'm middle aged. but the outlook is not great.
>>28890091
I will be happy if it doesn't happens until my late thirties
Where to get a "NATURAL SELECTION" and "WRATH" t-shirt like the ones Eric and Dylan wore during their massacre? It would be a nice way to hide your powerlevel while still showing to other robots who you are.
cringiest thing i've read today, off yourself OP
>>28890217
>he doesn't want to look edgy as fuck
Wrath was a KMFDM thing I think.
what does it feel like to wake up next to a girl who loves you and vice versa?
None of us will ever know. Seriously, I can promise you in this life time you will never experience such a thing. It doesn't get better folks.
>>28890051
Falling asleep with a girl that doesnt love you is normal.
Not that exciting honestly. I mean once you're over that hump and you're with someone suddenly you wonder what the big deal is. It's nice sure but people make it seem like you're on heroin 24/7 when you're in love and it's not like that at all.
Then they dump you and suddenly it's the best thing in the world even though 5 minutes ago it was so dull.
Does the man need to infantalize himself in order to be loved by a woman?
>can a woman love a man
Yes. I am completely obsessed about someone who saved me from a violent, knife-wielded person who was high as fuck and tried to kill me. I think about them night and day and want nothing more than to be close to them.
I'm really not sure.
>>28890045
>Can a woman love a man?
Short answer : No.
Long answer : You don't have time to read it.
Anyone else feels like they're gay, but only in their personality and not in sexual preferences?
I mean i'm very attracted to women and not so much to guys, but my personality is kinda similar to a gay people's personality, In the way that I'm very sensitive, not really masculine, I always look for emotional support, im really insecure, i would probably be clingy in a relationship and I'd love talking about my feelings to other people (never actually did it but when I'm talking to myself its very comforting). It really sucks because I dont think there are straight women who'd want a relationship with someone like me.
Its makes me very unmotivated to try find a gf because id probably just be really weird, and my social anxiety and depression dont really help.
Any other robots that feel like me?
>>28889966
it's called being an effeminate beta cuck
>>28890046
Wow way to give a cheery, buzzword-free answer.
Not op btw.
>>28890046
Didn't know there was a term for that, thanks anon
anybody here on r9k feel like they need help but if they get a therapist theyll just get angry at them for being normies? if their were were wizard therapists i totally go. oh and if i wasnt poor.
original vontent to bump my own thead wit
People keep telling me to get help, but I know that they'll all be coming to me for help when the robots take over.
>>28889949
A therapist is literally no more effective than a machine producing random messages like 'why do you think this is so' and 'try thinking at this from a different perspective' and 'you can't be certain that this is the case'.
A therapist is perfectly context-agnostic. They spout their crap no matter what they had heard of you -- actually, they don't listen to you in the first place.
What the fuck is it with 4chan and their obsession with "comfy?"
For all of their calling out of autists like some sort of modern Spanish Inquisition, I've never seen anything more autistic than a bunch of grown-ass men talking about how "comfy" something is.
Havent seen a comfy thread in awhile desu
What's not to love about being in a non stressful situation where you feel relaxed and at peace?
Whats your problem with comfy? Just cause its a meme word doesn't mean its bad
>Be 22
>Get a 35 year old woman's number
I only spoke to her once after I got her number.
What do I do? she lives an hour away
>>28889883
throw it in the trash
>>28889883
I'll take her number if you're not going to use it
>>28889883
>35
she will "forget" to take her birth control after you get comfortable nuttin inside her, her bio clock is going crazy and she wants a child and some chump to divorce and steal money from
you are that chump
Time for bed little wagiecoons. I know it's only 7pm but we wouldn't want to be ate for Mr Shekelstein would we? Remember. Another day another dollar. Toodleoooo wagie
time for bed little neet niggers. i know it's only 7pm, but you've been up 24 hours. your sleep cycle is fucked up, because you've been busy shitposting on 4chan all the time in mom's basement - i mean creating the next literary masterpiece.
remember? the day is yours. tis a shame you're wasting it.
>>28890370
Who needs to sleep when you have a nice and fulfilling day of self-enrichment, wagie?
Tick tock.
Here's a tissue, wagie. Wipe those tears away. Chin up. Don't want Mr. Shekelstein to think you hate the job come Tuesday morning!
>>28890432
but shitposting this thread every hour on 4chan is less fulfilling than wageslaving. no amount of mental gymnastics will change this fact
