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who else /playingwiththemself/ ?
Currently have a dildo in me just sitting here while rubbing my dick. Feels good desu~
>>28890918
how big is the dildo?
>>28890939
5 inches, not big, just started anal play recently
>>28890955
>Not getting a superior 8"+
dildolets smdh
Why are millennial women so insane, /r9k/?
Because women in this particular generation were spoiled to no end by the popular culture of their time?
>>28890747
flouride.
>>28890747
Because they now have a microphone
First three words that come to mind when seeing this?
>titties
>lonely
>niggers
She's yearning for the BBC
nice
fucking
titties
Is it weird that I've never masturbated in my life and am 18 years old male?
no u fuckin weirdo go jerk off
Its not normal but who fucking cares
Be glad that your dick isnt a fucking demon that requires tri-daily tribute like most of us
>>28890666
satan has spoken go jerk off
Straight guy here. Eggman inspires me to become trans. Bought illegal hrt on the deep web and already took double the dose for 2 days. I like women and feel like a man, but eggman is happy and healthy now with a gf, so I want the life he has.
>Bought illegal hrt on the deep web and already took double the dose for 2 days.
my sides... I can't even....
MY NAME IS NOT EGGMAN
IT'S PENGUIN
>>28890880
There's nothing wrong with buying them, since legal doctors in the US give low doses. I don't want to wait a year to get more feminine. I'm sick of life and want a solution.
>Lose virginity at age 6 to my 18-year-old female babysitter.
>Parents to this day don't believe me despite being 21-years-old.
>Memory is still fresh in my mind.
>Tfw parents have the nerve to ask me why it is that I have such a difficult time with women while relationships are concerned.
>Tfw parents have the nerve to ask me why it is that I'm not in a happy relationship at 21 despite everyone else being in happy relationships/getting married except for me.
>didn't have any early childhood experiences that would have affected my sexuality
>tfw I'm still a 21 yo khv
>>28890605
what happened?
did she just fiddle you a bit? did you put your dick in her?
>>28890699
She wanted me to put my dick in her so I did. I didn't know why, nor did I know what sex was. She pretty much directed me through it all. She is most likely living a happy life with children and shit back in my country while I'm here battling emotional issues every time I get in a relationship with a woman.
>when you make birthday plans with your friends that you've already postponed once so they work for everyone's schedule a week in advance and everyone agrees to go, but everyone secretly hates your autistic fucking guts, so instead of going out and having a nice dinner in your honor, everyone single person bails on you the day of and you're left at home to sit crying into some leftovers and shitposting on a Turkish basket-weaving forum
Why do I even fucking bother? Why do I even pretend to think I have friends?
>>28890601
Those are not good feels. Where did you plan on going for dinner?
>>28890601
Sorry I didn't go to your party Noah
>>28890601
they sound like absolute pieces of shit, I'd say to drop them and find new friends but that shits hard as fuck, call them all out and make them realize theyre being cuntpunts
Comfy music thread
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=elA5vxpdsxw
Here is some nice patriotic comfy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1attmFPd0VA
Enjoy OP.
>>28890586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BP1_1DpeBE
Cosy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0c38Wtdvz0
Why are you still single /r9k/? It's 2016, and you're all over 18, I hope. So why don't any of you have girlfriends or qt trap waifus, or even boyfriends? It's pretty pathetic tbqh.
I mean, look at me, I have my own qt trap bf, so why can any of you losers find one?
Im not gay so i cannot really do that
>>28890599
Can't even find a girlfriend? It's even easier to pick up one of those loose whores than it is a trap.
honestly I think I have some kind of mental illness, I don't mean autism or some retarded shit like that.
Are black women the coolest of all women?
>Will always tell you what they think
>Loyal
>Hate cheating
>Charismatic
>Funny
>Know how to dance
>almost invariably social justice warriors
>literally fucking retarded too usually
>can't type a coherent sentence without a spelling or grammatical error
>use phrases like "STAY WOKE"
>invariably obsessed with Beyonce and Jay-Z
>literally the only demographic that is more likely to be obese than to not be obese
>>28890562
>Know how to dance
twerking isn't dancing
>loyal
>hate cheating
>implying they wouldn't leave you for someone who has more money or something
>>28890562
this must be b8... or maybe you're a fat nigress? we don't care either way
>"Are you feeling ok Anon? It's just you've been sort of distant all day and I'm starting to think I've done something wrong. Have I? Are you sure? Do you want to talk about it? No? Well, ok. But if you want to I'm right here, you know that. I love you Anon."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7o-T-CFZq4 ]
>>28890464
Sorry I'm not into 3dpd
Seek help to chad next door if you want some human relation
>"I'm so glad we met Anon, I really am. Do you ever wonder what you'd be doing if you hadn't met me? I think that sometimes, and it's always so nice to remind myself how much I've changed since I met you. I feel like we've both changed a lot since we first met, don't you think so? I'd hate to think of you sitting alone somewhere right now without me in your life. You were so lonely when I met you! You were like a scared puppy when I held your hand that night, do you remember?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz2nyOLVwg8 ]
>>28890464
>>28890553
no NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
at least you'd post real QTs instead of underage feminazi traps
Can white people be robots?
i assume all posters are white until stated otherwise
>>28890406
No. No one can be a robot. I am the only robot. Everyone else leave my board.
>>28890406
I thought most of the robots were white. I'm probably the only exception to this rule (I'm hispanic)
Got my first pull tonight lads. Feeling good.
Positive feels thread.
>>28890398
what did you pull? the cart in tesco? HAHAHAHAHA
>>28890481
Good one my man. But no, it was a girl. An attractive one.
>>28890589
>an attractive one
that's very vague and subjective, description (or pic) pls
why do women want to be seen as something they're not?
>>28890380
Because it's easier than working to become that thing.
>>28890380
So does everybody. In general, you do it to have things done for you.
Are you referring to something specific?
>>28890405
Women like to be seen as strong, rational and intelligent beings. But they are the exact opposite.
All of their problems like Periods, Childbirth, and Rape (which can happen to men too, but nobody cares about that) are dramatized and made seem like hell on earth.
They like to be seen as struggling in life, because it's so hard, even though they live life on easy mode.
They wear band shirts of music they don't even listen to.
They make cat scratches on their wrists and pretend to be suicidal.
No autismbux until second week of June. Received less than $40 in donations this month, and they were mostly small, non-essential items from my Amazon wishlist (still extremely grateful). What foods should I buy to stretch my money right now?
Rice and seasoning so it isn't bland, good luck.
>>28890420
this
rice, lentils, beans, potatoes
>>28890420
>>28890574
Thank you. I appreciate your advice
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