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How did people predict the meme hand gesture?
keep in full mind that this sign looks _n_o_t_h_i_n_g_ like the word "ok" as it completely lacks a k
>>28892420
the thumb and pointer finger looks like an o
the rest of the fingers kinda look like a k
it isn't that hard to figure out
>>28892445
>the rest of the fingers kinda look like a k
Incorrect.
It does not resemble a K in any way, shape, or form.
pic related : you
>>28892420
It's old as fuck, nigga, what the fuck are you even on about??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GxXAH0qrIU
here is my elliot rodger tribute video i actually had one of the first tributes on utube but i deleted it a long time ago but i made another one recently
That was really good, nice job Anon!
>>28892564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyJJZvImg_o
i also made this, i dont know wtf it is
>>28892653
pretty weird, but not bad
All Elliot OC is nice
>tfw you overhear your dad talking to your grandma mentioning that you hardly ever leave the house except for work.
>he sounds a little disappointed but more hopeless than anything
>nothing we can really do about it
Look at this guy with a job...
>>28892404
Get your shit together, you're a burden
>>28892404
top kek
just wait till you move out and see for yourself how desperate they are to have you back in their nest. fucking hypocrites.
Imagine that you got a girlfriend. She genuinely loves you, and while she may not be the prettiest, she looks decent and is fun to talk to.
Then, imagine a 10/10 goddess comes along. She is a solid 10/10, has all the features you look for in a women, and is madly in love with you.
What do you do?
>>28892383
I go for the hotter one
>>28892383
I've had something like this happen before.
I stayed.
>>28892383
Throw some of "it's not going to work out between us/it's not you it's me/ im not looking for serious relationship at the moment lines and proceed to date goddess.
>be a woman
>literally have your pick of men to date and fuck because the game completely favors you
>ride the cock carousel for years
>eventually find a man to "settle down" with
>man slaves away at his job to buy you a ring worth thousands of dollars, takes you out on a spectacular, romantic venture to propose
>all that is required on your part is to just say yes
>wedding comes up
>you have complete control over everything, from the location to the theme to the guests
>the most you let the man do is pick the type of plates or some other insignificant bullshit to make him think he has a voice
>of course he and his family pay for this entire lavish spectacle and spend tens of thousands of dollars so that you could feel like a princess for a day
>things go okay for a while, you guess; some kids are made, you spend your nights drinking wine and watching garbage reality shows as your husband tries unsuccessfully to get you to have sex with him and show him some form of affection, which you deny him
>eventually you get bored and file for divorce
>no-fault divorce lets you divorce the man without him having done anything wrong, just because you feel like it
>either you guilted him into not signing a prenup or you get a judge to throw it out or you get a lawyer to claim you signed it under duress
>either way, you get the kids, child support, alimony, the house, the nice furniture, and even the man's pets that he had before he met you
>go on facebook to post something about how "only REAL men go for single moms!"
>hordes of lonely, desperate men line up to cater to your every whim and repeat the whole process
>they don't care that you're a used-up whore because they're scared of being called misogynists
>you can repeat this process infinitely until you die
>then you go on record to claim
>that we
>are living
>in a patriarchy
>and that
>women
>are oppressed
>and that marriage
>perpetuates
>male privilege
>while ignoring
>everything
>it
>does
>for
>you
tldr
Can someone shoop a cock in her hand? Cheers.
>>28892495
Hahahaha very funny my friend!
+1!
You would fit right in at this cool website I go to!
Check it out!
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan
XD
haha
>>28892535
Thanks m8 have a free (you)
>2007
>have older brother who played warcraft 3
>never played myself but we shared one computer
>watched him play when it wasn't my turn to use the pc
>got more and more familiar with the strategies
>we watched videos of pro gamers playing and he explained what was going on
>watched him play wc3 for 3 years until he left for university in 2010
>tfw those were some of my precious memories because we didn't have similar hobbies otherwise and bonded over this
>now, 6 years later we grew a bit apart
>only live 1 hour by train away but he doesn't visit often
>while playing an mmo i mention to him
>"heard of this warcraft movie? yeah i think i'd like to watch it"
>only reply ":o"
>1 week later, friend of his mentioned in said mmo
>"we just reserved tickets for the warcraft movie :D"
>oh
>brother comes on literally seconds later
>he never mentioned planning to see the movie to me
>assume he doesn't want to invite me because he's embarrassed of me
it`s 3 am and i`ve been crying like a bitch when i thought about it today. thanks for reading.
He posts faces like ":o" and he's embarrassed of you? He sounds like a flaming faggot, cheer up anon, i'll watch it with you
Your brother is a dick and you're a pussy. Now move on
>>28892224
my brother is a millionaire and thinks im a loser, its okay anon, i think it's a natural thing
/r9k/ I need your help with something.
>yesterday
>smoking weed
>I'm still a beginner when it comes to smoking pot
>decided to smoke more than usual
>really fucking high now
>decided to put the following on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd3xRoM-P-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MqeFBAj4TA
>close my eyes a bit
>start thinking about my life a bit
>suddenly all my biggest fears and thoughts started overwhelming me
>start having an intense existential crisis
>i feel trapped and lost
>start contemplating suicide
>but realize that suicide is pointless since the possibility of me coming back to my same life is possible
>dripping with sweat at this moment
>start regretting all of my life choices and I'm scared shitless of my future.
>go to sleep so I can leave the high
>wake up
>feeling fucking empty
I'm still trying to shake off my dread at this very moment but it does't seem to leave me. I just finished highschool and I'm fucking terrified. I want to work hard and leave the robot life but I end up being thrown back by existential dread. I haven't had such an intense existential crisis since I was a kid and my suicidal thoughts haven't been that intense before. How can I stop having thoughts?
Also share similar experiences if you want.
In order to survive you gotta learn to live with regrets
>>28892221
>I just finished highschool and I'm fucking terrified.
That's probably why. Follow guide of pic related. If you can't, humans don't need purpose to live. When people seek purpose, they seek to find purpose within that purpose.
That was the weed dude.
I went through the same thing when I started smoking, letting it influence my life was one of the dumbest things I ever did. Was terrifying as it happened, and I felt fucking horrible for days afterwards, but it was just the weed.
There was no profundity in it, it was just your brain vomiting up the worst possible, most paranoid thoughts.
What's the best way to hide you birthday from your friends on facebook without being noticed?
Deactivate facebook?
Change the date?
Help a robot out!
>>28892204
I deactivated my account for 3 days (time zones and shit)
Worked wonders, family didn't even message me late happy birthday afterwards
>>28892204
>having facebook
>having friends
Check your privilege, shitlord
>>28892204
Go to profile settings and set your date of birth to private, Ive been doing it for a few years now it works like a charm. Also lock your wall so nobody can ever post on it
It's Saturday night...I'm guessing everyone is home alone.
What are you all doing tonight?
I'm watching a Colombo marathon and having lonely feels
2am dota... solo q unranked because my calibration matches put me at around 1k and thats fucking depressing
Alternating between Halo 5 and Fallout 3 Reborn, hoping I can """borrow""" five bucks for a pint. Maybe they'll let me do something around the house to earn it, I'd like to come out and say exactly what I'd like the money for but I get quashed immediately for it.
As pathetic as it gets familia
Playing overwatch on ps4 before work tomorrow morning. I'm enjoying being a healslut a bit too much honestly
>don't watch porn for two weeks
>start feeling better and actually good about myself
>normal sex drive returning
>improved social abilities
>can talk to women without sperging out
>increased motivation
>actually start pursuing things and doing projects I wouldn't have otherwise done
I highly recommend going cold turkey from the erotic jew. You don't even have to do nofap (try it if you want though, it works well for me), but just cut out the porn from your life. It fucks up your head.
Or don't, I don't really care what you do.
>>28892168
I don't even watch porn ever
never have never will
you just realized the right choice OP
>>28892194
ay bb u wan sum fuk
Didnt watch porn in over 2 months, did nothing for me. Atleast i tried
do you make a separate playlist to hide your weeb music /r9k/?
>roundabout
>anither one bit the dust
What the fuck m8
>thousands of albums
>only a few are socially acceptable
>>28892143
>Yes
>Queen
>Joy Division
Jesus christ, you guys really are socially inept.
> tell a girl I once watch porn once a week
> she doesn't believe me
It's true. I only watch that realistic stuff too, also slight domination stuff (which she's into but I didn't want to admit I'm into dominating too because I deciphered she was into it too and didn't want to seem like I was lying, it seems a little too coincidental). I know she didn't believe me and I know it doesn't matter anyway, she's too good for me. I just think she's a great person, anybody would be lucky to have her.
>>28892131
>It's true. I only watch that realistic stuff too, also slight domination stuff (which she's into but I didn't want to admit I'm into dominating too because I deciphered she was into it too and didn't want to seem like I was lying, it seems a little too coincidental). I know she didn't believe me and I know it doesn't matter anyway, she's too good for me. I just think she's a great person, anybody would be lucky to have her.
Oh is that so? VEry interesting. VEry VEry intersting.
>>28892131
Really makes you think . . .
>>28892630
This is me so there is no confusion, I do not wish to be called out as a samefag. Last time I got called out as a same fag I didn't even want to prove it wrong. You see, I've been getting insomnia and I am too tired to screen capture and prove them wrong. No really, and people don't believe me because I'm actually a professional gardner. Won the state prize last January going to nationals this June. Of course there isn't a lot of money in the gardening buisness and the nationals are not all expenses paid, you got to pay for your hotel and plane flight which is bullshit. Competative gardners don't have a lot of money, they need the expenses paid. So I was thinking about voting for Bernie Sanders, because I think he would nationalize the gardening championship, and if the government owned it that means that they will pay the expenses. Also competitive gardners don't make a lot of money so I am hoping for Bernie to give me some of those rich person dollars. So I've been real tired lately and can't screen cap, people usually don't believe you anyways. I wish people were a little more trusting, back in the day you could go out play in a park without a worry, now you got to worry about child predators, terrorist attacks, drinking and driving. It isn't the same world as it used to be when I was growing up. And we didn't have any of those gameboys either. Kids used to have connections with their parents, now they have a connection with their gameboys. Both stimulate the kids dopamine, but I gather that getting your dopamine from human interaction ought to make you more sociable when you are an adult. The gameboy ruined this, making kids less sociable. Of course you can't just blame the kid, parents don't respect their kids. You ought not hurt your kid in any way, this will also make them develop worse. Anyways, too tired for any screen captures, just wanted to clarify that.
This is such a good thread!!! I'm going to bump it!!!
>you will never sneak out to meet her on a warm summer night
>you will never lie on your backs looking at the stars and talking quietly
>you will never invite her over while your parents leave you home alone for the weekend
>you will never experience your first awkward sexual experience with her and have her be just as scared as you are
>you will never make mixed CDs for her and have her thank you for introducing you to nice music
>you will pass your driving test and drive around with her at night listening to music and stopping to make out
>you will never feel nervous as you wait for her parents to open the front door so she can finally introduce you
>you will never have her friends approach you and ask you who you like and see them return to where she is sitting to tell her what you said
>you will never attend a school dance and sit beside her on a long wooden sports bench talking and making each other laugh
>you will never go swimming with her in the middle of summer
>you will never receive a valentine's day card from her
>you will never receiving a handwritten letter on your birthday telling you how much she loves you and have her beg you not to read it until she had left
>you will never attend a party and make out with her in a private area at your friends' encouragement
>you will never have people tell you that you'd make a "cute couple" and see her blush and smile as though she liked the idea
All i want is a hug desu senpai
>>28892100
Why do this to me?
>you will never be a father
>you will never have a wedding
>you will never own a home
>you will never have a respectable career
>you will never have a group of good friends
>you will never have a remarkable life experience
>Caring at all about proper grammar on the internet
>Militant atheism
>Video games
women
authority
video games
>>28892082
I still sperg a little at emails at work with improper grammar, but that's because I feel like it's very unprofessional.
Wish I could grow out of 4chan.
Self-respect
Animu
The concept of fairness
>tfw no bf
be honest would you be my bf r9k
pic is me
Yes im nigger tho is that ok?
Only if you're into blue eyed blonde guys.
No, as you are posting pictures of yourself on 4chan, that is the biggest red flag a woman can perform. I am 100% confident that you have some kind of borderline disorder and would make any males life a living hell, if you haven't already.
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