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This man as you all know is onision, and may i just say best man ever,he is not a pussy and he will speak his mind,he has saved a ton of people from suicide and to help them stop cutting,he has done wonderful things for everyone and he is funny and tells allot of truthful things.i get my confidence from him so all of you who called him an asshole and have said even nastyer things FUCK OFF! if you cant handle the truth boo hoo for you dont blame him for your insacurity of the real world,also f i may say this man is probebly is more thruthful than our presidant
>>28886006
Nice bait
Try harder next time
>>28886006
nice try onision, now kill yourself you degenerate cuck
>>28886006
I'll humor you just fot those trips, OP, so here's my sole argument against Onision:
I may or may not agree with some of his points, I really don't care what the fuck this man actually believes, so I don't really care how much of a cuck he may or may not be; what I care about is the fact that he calls himself a comedian and he's a content creator, now as any other youtuber, he gets no passes with me, if I don't find his latest video up to par with the others (which in his case all the videos are somewhat unfunny) I will call him out.
Much like a poor man in the Coliseum, I just want to be entretained.
/britfag/ here.
the job center are trying to take away my NEETbux, instead of just fake applying for jobs and then going to the job center every 2 weeks to show them what I have 'applied' too they're now trying to send me on a work program for 6 months which will prob involve working in a charity shop or picking up rubbish for 5 days a week (9am - 5pm)
I won't get any extra money, just my usual NEETbux 57.35 pounds / week.
I am seriously considering ending it, I can't work 5 days a weeek, 9-5 for 57.35 a week.
I rely on these NEETbux to buy food.
>>28886002
>needs neetbux
>is gonna stop it because he's a fag
Just kill yourself m8
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lol subhuman. livin the dream.
>"errrg anon, is it ALL THE WAY in yet? .... oh no it feels good, I mean like I said Tyrells was too big anyways"
bumperiondo
the one time I had sex with a girl I came right as I entered and then cried.
>Tyrell
What?
What is the meaning of life /r9k/?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AbmDLVFAaec
There.
>>28885865
just living,and if you can trying to reproduce too
The meaning of life is a life of meaning
Alright r9k, I'm looking for your take on this situation.
>chatting a lot with girl at work, comes up and talks to me on smoke breaks, talk when we're at our desks about a few spots away
>she makes sure to mention her boyfriend to me a few times, I don't really react much
>somehow conversation of relationships comes up again
>say to her "ive found it really doesn't matter if a girl has a bf, girls do what they want, if they like their bf they'll stay, if not they'll look for other options"
>things get a tad awkward for a second, pretty sure she knew what I was getting at
>takes a couple weeks off work after that week
>comes back to work, starts complaining about bf that week about how he's borrowing her car all day a lot
>her eyes seem to light up more when she's talking to me now
>try and play it cool still, thinking she still has bf
>2 days ago I overhear her talking to a co worker about her bf and co-worker tells her that she should break up with him over what he just did, but doesn't tell me, I don't ask either
>yesterday comes to work trying to look good, wearing make up etc, talking to me as usual
>mention some thing she's going to be at today, some tailgate type thing for watching old, rare cars driving up and down main street
>I see this as a sign I need to ask her if she wants to meet up there
>trying to time it right, don't really have a great chance where she's isolated 1 on 1
>try to walk out of work at same time as her but somehow she walks out first, so don't have that chance
>I walk outside as shes opening her car door like 25 feet away
>wanted to stop her and get her number, but pussied out because it wasn't the perfect situation
What do r9k? I do have a problem in the past of mistaking friendliness for flirting so I kinda was wary of asking her out. Plus she never mentioned anything to me about whats going on with her and her bf, I maybe should have asked but don't really want to pry and look like I'm desperate or something.
Shameless self bump pls r9k what do here
best advice i can give u is just to act like u dont care abt her or her bf
don't do it. casual sex is not worth it (especially if you work with the girl), and dating a cheater is always a bad idea. you can keep flirting with her if you like, but fucking her will lead to awkwardness at best and potentially total cuckdom
Post ITT if you never want to lose your virginity
It's too late for me to become a wizard. All I wanted in life was to be a faggot and I fucked that up too.
Time to /end it all/
>>28885831
I never want to become someone's boyfriend, but I god damn want to fuck girls.
>>28885831
im only posting to bump your thread as i feel empathy for you, and its alredy on page 4 without a reply, i cant let it slip past me without atleast giving you a (you)
So /r9k/, show us what you bought online.
why the fuck are you ordering potato chips online you faggot?
>>28886108
Because I'm a socially awkward loser.
last thing i bought was whataburger and before that it was 2 liters of vodka
>tfw you will never trust somebody enough to open up to them about everything thats wrong with you
>>28885764
Why dont you just do it to a bunch of random people you will never ever meet over the internet, like most of this board does?
>>28885826
>le is 4chan ur own personal blog lelelelel
thats all i get
>>28885826
They all have the same problem as me and but none have the solution
How do we stop the normies from stealing the hottest new memes?
>>28885667
Nazi watermark my friend
Normies are 80% of this board, usually admins of facebook pages looking for content.
Use them sparingly and only when it's actually appropriate. They need to have only niche applications and not be generalized to have back stories or reaction images for popular emotions (meaning no smug)
If you could marry one, which would you choose?
>marriage
Nice meme friendo
THE NIGGER ONE ONLY IF IT COMES WITH A B.B.C!! (Big Black Cock)
merida is my disneyprincessfu
Do really tall guys have massive penises?
If their penises were normal sized it would look really small on them
>>28885425
Surely people who grow bigger will grow big in all ways.
>>28885440
hahaha wrong
>tfw 6'4
>6 inch penis
>looks laughably small on my frame
>>28885425
No. Its like woman. Look at that ogress that plays that knight in GoT. The cunt has no boobs.
Whats a pleasurful, relaxing alternative to havin a cig?
>>28885384
>smoking cigarettes in current year instead of vaping and metamorphosing into a magnanimous human fog machine
>>28885415
Vaping isn't the same. You can use it to quit but it's not a perfect replacement for cigarettes and regular smoke. It doesn't carry the harshness or the heat, and the headchange always feels a lot weaker.
Anyways just smoke weed OP, it's the 21st century just get with the times. fuck it.
>>28885384
Find something else that you can do in place of them. Not a hobby, but something you can do to "satisfy" you.
For me it's popping pimples. I always have a ton of them on my face. Whenever i notice a new one start to form, I start to watch it until it comes to a big, juicy head, and then I pop it. I fucking love the feeling I get when the puss manages to reach the mirror.
It's almost worth being an ugly pizza-face.
Everyone here needs to drop what they're doing and go read Nietzsche
He literally predicted the robot affliction before modernity hadn't come close to crystallizing into the putrid mess we see today
And yet he still found courage to affirm life, even though it drove him mad
>>28885374
My entire philosophy is inspired off of Nietzsche. He actually inspired me to get out of robothood and find something to do in life.
>>28885374
>>28885467
Books to read?
Resources?
Nietzsche is babby's first philosopher. He's basically an insane pervert who wrote a lot of power fantasy cum philosophy satire and shouldn't be taken too seriously.
Stirner is better if you're into that kind of thing
How does he manage to pull it off?
>ywn be as classy as reviewbrah
Rough feel
>>28885345
nice triplets m9
>>28885345
you've never seen him look any other way
Plus he wears quality clothing, not edgelord fedora-man suits
How do we get normies to leave the board? Memes didn't work, it only attracted more.
>>28885242
You can't now. It's too late.
we should devout ourselves to chen. normies wouldn't be willing to do that.
get better mods that actually enforce the rules
ban fembot threads, soc threads and delete them on sight
as soon as the fembot threads are gone a huge number of normies will leave
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