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Yesterday's died, time to put up a new one. No overused pics, unless you can justify why you think it's quality. Rare pics are encouraged. OC too, but don't be a fag about it.
>>28881630
Hey mambo, mambo italiano
>>28881615
Pirates of The Caribbean 3
>>28881615
Here's one only GAMERS we'll get ;););)
Guys, it's summer here, and that means I need to start dressing appropriately or else I'm going to attract unwanted attention in jeans and long sleeves.
What are some good shoes and shorts to wear? I always wear dress shirts usually untucked (fitted, not some oversized Walmart tier trash).
I tried to Google shorts and shoes but you get nothing but effeminate /fa/ggots like pic related
what is this "unwanted attention" and how does it affect you?
>>28881577
Don't wear shorts you pale cunt
>>28881606
Normies asking me why I'm wearing long sleeves and pants in 90F weather.
post examples of women choosing chad
>>28881552
At least it isn't a nigger
stop being a pathetic loser
>>28881571
agreed, i hate seeing white women with fukniggers
Islam promises to Make Prime Teen Pussy Legal Again.
Consider what an incredible incentive this is to a lot of successful or attractive Western men to help the Muslims or at least not fight to hard against them.
Right now, the average upper middle class Western male just can't have any teen pussy without running the risk of being sent to jail.
I mean isn't it kind of amazing when you think about it? You can literally be Chad, handsome face, great job, socially successful and yet unlike countless generations of Western men before you you won't be (legally) popping any cherries at all.
All a successful Western man needs to do to get his ancestral birth-right back again is to become a Muslim. Hell, even right now converting to Islam is basically a ticket out of third-wave feminism and into a whole community outside its reach.
Not even a Muslim, just saying. You mightn't think Islam is attractive now but just picture how much more obnoxious feminists will be in 20 years.
>>28881524
Do you realize that you're missing the forest here?
> No alcohol
> No music
> No fun allowed
Thanks but no thanks.
>>>/explodeyourself/
we will rape your women
we will destroy your culture
we will take over your homeland
>THE PRIME TEEN PUSSY BRO`!!!!!!
This is why whites are going extinct
let's get ready to rumble
https://discord.gg/012O4ibCfNePNQpkZ
>>28881501
get in here faggoets
>>28881501
where were you when i just fucked yo bitch with my gucci flip flops
this is pretty memey please join
Can you imagine the gains that these young students are getting? How strong there back muscles are? Thoes traps? That young supple muscle fresh fron such a young age. Dear god if they ate good their gains would be so ziggy.
>>28881447
Now thats how you fight obesity
>>28881447
It's a damn shame they're probably living on rice and chicken livers because their gains should be obscene.
>>28881447
Cant they just live closer to the school?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
How do we fix the NEET problem? I am a 8 year NEET and I want to die more and more every day. 25 years old and absolutely nothing to show for myself in my mothers basement. I don't like to blame my mother but she overly does everything for me and whenever I ask or tell her I want to do something myself or even bring up wanting to get my own place, she comes up with ways to make me forget about it or tries to tell me It would be too hard for me.
Why the fuck am I still stuck in this situation I want to get out of. I get it, not all NEETs want out, they want to stay NEET, but being in my room every day since I was 17 and now 25, I've wasted all my youth... ;_;
Your mother seems toxic DESU. If you really want to break the cycle it's time to actually do things by your self. You need to show her that you are capable of doing things your way in your own time. Set boundaries it is very important to not let her cross them. Stand up for yourself more to her if you want to do something you do it and that's it. She will give you space after a while it's not going to happen overnight. It's going to be rough on you because up till now you've lived like this but this is possible to do regaining control is essential for personal growth anon.
>>28881346
you learn how to hack shit up and go to war for what you believe in
>>28881346
How controlling is she ?
Last thread deleted by mods, the elite are trying to hide this please read this I dont know what the fuck is going on right now but there appears to be a large scare reality shift taking place
The puppet masters at CERN have just cut another cord, the history of man has once again been chemically modified at a molecular level from within our very own minds.
Not sure if anybody else has made a thread on this yet, but Palestein has disappeared.
The name has now, and rather recently been replaced with 'Palestine', in an effort to promote and support the Israeli state.
As was discussed in Berenstein Bears, 'stein' has too many links and connotations to Judaism. Rather more conspiratorially, the media and cultural blackout on Palestein has served to vivify and propel the Zionist movement, justifying the Israeli control over almost an entire region.
Perhaps this is due to the thousands of years of persecution of the Jews, particularly as the name change occurred shortly after the Holocaust, when (((Our Greatest Ally))) was declared a state. However, this Western movement to reshape the entire history of the country of Palestein is a clear indication of underhand political wrongdoings and injustice for Palesteinians.
Does anyone else remember Palestein???
It is the only logical conclusion i have been able to come to is CERN itself. And when I say logical, i mean whats known about the machine and what these crazy "scientists" and their own admittings that this HLC punches through "space-time fabric". This year they are going to have CERN at double the power of any other HLC in existence, even projects prior at CERN itself. 13 TEV. thats the power the CERN facility would like to achieve. The scientists even admit that they don't know what will happen when they crank CERN's HLC up.
From what I understand about the LHC is that it's far less powerful than some people think in regards to destroying the fabric of space-time. Not to say the machine isn't incredibly powerful. It is theoretically possible that the machine can even create a black hole, but the doomsday hypotheses about that aren't based in reality. Any black hole that it could create would be gone in nanoseconds because of Hawking Radiation and it would exist for such a short period of time that it wouldn't even have time to be picked up by any sensors. They would only know that it existed by looking at the decay of particles around it.
Yet,I belive that this goes beyond even CERN. I'm going to try and see if I can sit down with a geography teacher/expert and see if they share the same anomalies. And yet not even a pipsqueak from any media or any politician. That to me says more than anything.
who cares
reality is gay no matter how you look at it or what letters you choose to swap out
>>28881490
. Just know that you could also wake up tomorrow and things you 100% believed in mysteriously never existed.
The current map is very wrong to me and apparently the one I remember never existed. The current map is completely new to me. I don't know what happened.
Also, the fact that the map I remember being used by everyone doesn't exist. Even the fake NASA globe paintings and U.N. flag have changed drastically. South America looks ridiculous now in every projection I can find. Also, the arctic pretty much disappeared and shrunk drastically. It used to be so big they had to put it on maps. Even the globe seems smaller. The big dipper and little dipper look different and I remember the planets being sized differently. Mars has changed sizes and has moons now. My whole reality is different. I used to know pretty many things about the world and solar system but now I am just confused about it all. Its suddenly different then what I remember. I wasn't the smartest person in the world but I was never this wrong about the details of things.
its a matter of national security they all present something a certain way. All this research made me dismiss everything I had learned in my life as lies or very manipulated truth. My perspective of the world changed and then The map completely changed. I'm wondering if someone did not like the things I was looking into and brainwashed me. Or if I got myself on some experimental list by looking into something sensitive. I feel they may have done this to confuse me or scare me. Which worked because I will think twice before I tell anyone some of the things I learned just in case. Or, I time traveled, shifted realities
So, if they did this to confuse me or stop me it worked. I haven't seen anyone else bring up this idea so I thought I would share it. It could definitely also be cern.
How do you have the best fap ever if you have all day to fap?
You edge for days and have lucid wet dreams at night.
>>28881326
for days? I thought if you edge you have to stay hard.
so maybe I could edge for a while now, go soft and do some other shit, then come back and edge some more, then do other stuff, then edge for a really long time, then blow my load?
>>28881375
I tend to edge for hours, I think the longest I ever lasted was about 6 and a half hours before I came. If you have the energy and stamina for it it feels amazing and you cum buckets
I've had my computer for almost 4 years now, she's served me well but...I haven't cleaned or dusted her at all in the last four years aside from wiping down the intake fans.
How do I dust off the inside without fucking my shit up? I know that you have to take the case off and go at it with a thing of canned air, but i don't wanna risk fucking up my computer.
I figured I'd ask r9k since you guys seem to take care of everything else but yourselves.
It's really not hard anon
>buy can of air
>unscrew side panels
>unleash air
>remove dust with air
>???
>profit
Protip: Use a pencil to hold a fan in place while spraying it with the air. If you don't hold it the air can make it go round faster than it was designed for, which can fuck it up
Disconnect all of the power.
Don't hold the canned air too close to any surface.
You can use a qtip to get dust out of internal fans but don't rotate them
>>28881285
>fans designed for 1800 RPMs or higher
>literally thinking you can make the fan go faster than 30 rotations per second
Is this /g/?
>you will never have a dominant NEET gf
>you will never go to work while she stays at home drinking tea and wasting time on the internet all day
>you will never come home and find her waiting for you because she's hungry and wants you to cook for her
This hurts.
>dominate, aggressive girls who take what they want either do not exist or they are too busy being lawyers or some shit to ever get with you
this feel is one too many
>>28881196
I want a NEET or somesuch gf who is utterly submissive to me ;_;
I feel you fellows at least some of what I desire exists.
>>28881196
>you will never have a dominant NEET gf
There are actually doujinshi about it...
Can you recommend any good sites of knowledge?
I'm not talking about Wikipedia or the newspaper or other media that spreads mass propaganda, I mean like real neutral webpages about interesting information, here are a few examples:
There is so much sugar in a 0.5 Coca Cola bottle that if you'd normally drink it all, you'd throw up. It's the phosphoric acid that stops the gag reflex.
See what I mean? Pages with interesting information the media and other sources of mass propaganda don't want us to know.
Probably Cat Facts.
>>28881185
Cat Facts?
>>28881121
Wikispooks
>tfw no mommy gf
I just want to be held and receive head pats when I'm a good lad
Is there any hope? ;_;
>tfw no mommy gf who will deepthroat you and finger your stinky asshole when you are a good lad
>>28881094
>tfw no mommy gf to breastfeed me
not even memeing, re-discovered adult breastfeeding a couple weeks ago and now that`s the only porn/erotica I can cum to.
Imagine, just laying there - suck milk out of her titties while she gently strokes your little white cock.
>END ME.
I know what it feels like to be on the receiving end of all of the feels posted above me in the thread except mommy isn't lactating yet
What have you robots done now that it is nearly half way through 2016?
I'm getting a bit into the normie life and it ain't that bad. Making some good friends, especially with a qt I plan to ask out soon.
Bringing me to my next question, why haven't any of you forced yourself to become a normie?
Short, ugly and over 25.
I'm in the same boat. Been doing normie things, I have a girl who likes me and may become my gf, and there's another girl with who I sometimes make out with that I wouldn't mind gfing too. Both are cute.
I still haven't got laid, but I might soon. It all depends on if I can get hard this time or not. It was pretty disappointing to be so close to fucking and not getting hard, but this year has easily been my most successful year so far.
>>28881221
Same here. A lot of cuties are beginning to talk to me (for some reason) and one of the sluttiest, thicc bitches in my school seems to be a bit obsessed with me. I have some skepticism about it all but I'm just trying to make the best of it
Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
The roll call will be tomorrow,
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Legislative_Docket#Normie_Identification_Act_.28NIA.29:
Should I remove that from the docket?
This bill is pointless now, because another similar one went through yesterday, so there is no point in keeping it at all.
Morning people
I suppose that bill is useless now, true
>>28881151
I removed it.
