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Has anyone here even had an LDR with another robot before? How did it go?
>>24344247
Haha I've never had an LDR or an R fucking kill yourself or me either's okay
>>24344247
Currently in one. its going well been a few months now.
Kind of in one at the moment, we're still working things out. She lives pretty far, so it's really difficult, but hopefully one of us will move before too long.
It's nice.
I have something to say.
My parents fought off and on through the entirety of their marriage. I stepped in and yelled at my dad at the age of 4. I didn't stay six months consecutively in a single home until I was 8. At that age, we moved into a upper-middle class neighborhood where I got to see my parents drink almost every night with a large group of self minded, immature adults. I've learned in the last month that there was cocaine involved in those nights.
I lived there until I was 13, when my parents got divorced. I had no friends at the time and was being bullied by several former friends who lived right at the end of the road. I went to live with my mom and watched over the next 4 years as our financial status crumbled at an alarming rate. My mom used her alimony to buy a new car, and over the years had two boyfriends off and on who would drain our finances some way or another. I've learned a few months ago that one is a six time felon and cocaine dealer, but I always knew there was something wrong with him.
My dad took his own life 6 months ago. He never got to see me graduate. He will never see me get married or have kids. In the wake of his death, when I was 17, his mother claimed to be next of kin due to my being underage, which is legally not correct. She knew this. She took almost every last bit of my inheritance, and still today I only have a bunch of his clothes to remember him by.
The ensuing inheritance battle completely removed his family from my life. My mom's family proved to be mostly selfish and uncaring people, so many of them are gone from my life too. I only have one friend left in the world, who is often too busy with his own hectic life to hang out with me.
I am telling each and every one of you out there who is in dire straits not to give up. I thoroughly believe that anyone can make themselves happy. Get the toxic people out of your life. Get your vices and inhibitions out too. I love all of you.
bump, because I want all of r9k to know that I am here to listen and be there for you.
I wish i was there to hug you, OP.
>>24344284
Me too. It's been a long time since I had someone there to hug.
robots what is your profession
>>24344111
undercover cia agent designated for taking down hostile regimes and occasionaly committing crimes on civilian population
>>24344111
HUUUUUGH HUUUUGH HUUUUUGH
I specialize in murders and executions, mostly.
My oneitis from high school is visiting for thanksgiving and she's doing this stupid photography project which she needs my help with. I have to drive her around all day and do a bunch of other shit that of course I will receive no payment of any kind for.
God I hate women sometimes.
>have to
You dont have to do anything
>>24344011
then don't do it retard
you won't get any pussy points, she will respect you less for doing it, you will waste your time and gas.
You understand that? By jumping through hoops for her, HER OPINION OF YOU IS LOWERED BECAUSE YOU ADMIT YOU DON'T VALUE YOUR TIME AT ALL
>>24344087
She's my friend, I'm not even interested in her anymore. She has a bf. And she will fucking hate me if I back out at this point. And she turns into a psycho bitch when she's angry.
>woman who is also a teacher goes through a divorce
>takes up body building as a healthy way to get through it all
>dedicated and /fit/
>shares her endeavors and successes on social media
>housewives and single moms outraged every where
>decide to do what their fatasses can only do and call up the school to complain that the photos are immodest and racy
>teacher almost loses her job
Women. Not even once. Always shooting each other down.
http://pastebin.com/qXk7by0V
>it's MY BODY I can do what I want!!!
>oh SHE'S getting fit and I'm not, that's not allowed!!!!!!!
It's my body and I need ti now.
>>24343942
This is why women can never run civilization.
Oh your country invented cold fusion? The rest of us don't have that yet, it's unfair and you can't use it! Listen to us or we'll tell the UN.
Sleep tight, wageys.
>>24343928
TICK TOCK
The clock that cannot be stopped
TICKYOUHAVEWORKIN6HOURS
excuse me, I wake up at 6:00 thank you very much
you're a madman. How can you continually belittle the faggot wageslave?
what are you supposed to do
>>24343822
>what are you supposed to do
With what? I don't understand the question.
tell her how you feel
>>24343875
panic
At what age does losing your virginity no longer matter? I am 24 and it feels like putting any effort into getting laid by some 5/10 at this point is just a joke, a compromise and a humiliation I would senselessly impose upon myself.
>inb4 Fox and Grapes. The fox, after all does not claim he is too dead inside to even enjoy the grapes
>>24343686
get hooker
I got one when 13, best experience ever
pretty much living the /ss/ with a coed trying fuck her way out of socioeconomic barrier
>>24343686
your adaptation of the fox and grapes to you being dead inside is funny. As such I'll post in your thread.
I say 30, could always say you were religiously brainwashed and "left the church" at 24 or some shit
It matters at every age. The only age where it wouldn't matter as much is between 16-18.
>Call Gold and Silver pawn shop at (702) 385-7912
>redirected to sales associate
>hello?
>hey what can I help you with today?
>do you guys have any rare Pepes?
>is that an artist or something?
>yes.
>hold on let me check on that (put on hold)
>*holding...*
>yeah we have a bunch and I've just had the police track your number
>O-O-OK SORRY.
>fuck off jackass.
>*click*
Am I fuck'd or what?
better save yourself the trouble later and lube up now.
You aren't under arrest for memeing, you cute son of a bitch.
>>24343664
Are you asking if police arrest prank callers? No, they don't. No one is going to bother wasting resources to find some little kid prank caller in another state.
God little kids are so fucking retarded.
>tfw no pale hairy qt bf
Have any fembots here actually had boyfriends? How was it?
>>24343507
Imagine if someone wanted to pick your nose for you like 3 times a day everyday
Now imagine that except they fart
>>24343507
I dated a tall pale hairy boy for a while it was heaven
>>24343507
What's the original un-edited version of this?
Back searching it with Google only gives a shitty reddit link.
>tfw holding in a poop until you start wincing
>>24343503
Cool story need a title?
>tfw holding out a poop until the people around you start wincing
>>24343518
Nope. I like it just the way it is.
I love you guise, even though you piss in bottles and wash but once a month
Its called a battle bucket u normie shit
What the foreskin is Up! I'm the D0nutLord who makes everything random! I do comedy, random comedy! Hope you enjoy this channel! Now find a leopard, and give it some breakfast!
-D0nutLord
I shower every day but I frequently piss in bottles.
I just hate leaving my room and it is very convenient. If you have the skills it's also clean.
My room is very tidy and I throw them out at least once every 3 days or so.
"I love you so much Anon, you can always make me smile. I'm so glad to have you in my life."
ITT: Things you want to hear but never will.
I love you daddy
>>24343452
"You're fun to be around, anon." Or "hey, anon, wanna hang out?"
Just have femanons vocaroo dat shit
Ill do it for a nominal fee of you guys requesting me to. And nah, im not that fat loli chick from the other thread
>tfw no tinikling dancing, duwende stomping, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
the problem with asian chicks is their bodies look nice, but their faces are always too fug.
Do you just make up all these words? They don't even look real.
>>24343430
A qt grillprend por Jew n she plip, family.
I don't want to be gay.
>>24343362
Damn, check out that booty OP. Im getting half a chub already
>>24343362
What attracts you to male butts? And why arent you just accepting it?
>>24343362
You could just be bi?
