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>tfw I'll never get to raise two mooncrickets as my own. =(
>>24342078
What a lovely white family. They should probably stop letting the boys play outside without suntan lotion though. They are awfully dark.
The thought of adoption or being a stepfather disgusts me
Continue my lineage or no deal
>>24342078
Never understood why c u c k s go for women with children. I mean these bitches have had everything done to them by the father of the children. One of my boys recently got into a relationship with a whore who has kids already. Told him we don't get down like that and he dropped her
why don't you get a bear bf?
Because homosexuality is an unnatural mental disorder.
>>24342076
But i am the bear anon. I dont want another bear
>>24342283
bear on bear tho
Do you think Hiro is making money? Or do you think he's going to regret buying this site?
>>24342063
He's cleaning the place up in hopes of getting more traffic and ad money.
Also most likely selling any info he can get to advertisers.
>>24342527
There have definitely been more ads. Some bitcoin gambling websites have been advertising on /biz/.
>>24342527
Cleaning up?
For the love of god I hope he doesn't get rid of /pol/ and /b/, or alter them significantly. I feel like 4chan is one of the last places on the Internet that actually believes in freedom. Reddit sure as fuck doesn't.
i'm wasted as hell and just watched a few videos on reddit, but what i noticed was my reaction was eerily similar to most people in those threads.
then it dawned upon me, my cognitive levels is the same as a casual when 'm ive had lots of whiskey. like this is how emotional casuals feel all the time, it blows my fucking mind that the liberation I feel when i'm drunk comes natural to them. fuck
also the combination in this pic of the otherworldly sunset and the beauty of the girl makes me want to kill myself. I'll never experience both at the same time.
>>24342054
>>24342088
the fuck are you on about
shut the fuck up, faggot. you're a useless junk that needs to get a real job.
Feeling dead inside, as usual robots. I'm just existing, and have always thought I would commit sudoku before 25. Can we get a feels music thread going here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsT_PvMR4j4
>>24342010
This one always makes me a bawling mess, but for personal reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uq1oSlb15Y
If you want postpunk tho, I got you senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY2w9Ghzpu8
I used to pray like God was listening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEM4Gb_gE48
really late to the party but I just discovered this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzEUeWnV73U
i hope you like it as much as i do
![[Doki] Yuru Yuri - 03v2 (1280x720 h264 BD AAC) [09979612].mkv_snapshot_11.45_[2014.02.19_20.30.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SCxHB8t.jpg "[Doki] Yuru Yuri - 03v2 (1280x720 h264 BD AAC) [09979612].mkv snapshot 11.45 [2014.02.19 20.30.55]")
when i poop i squat on the toilet and use my finger like a hook to pull the poop out
is it really that weird of a thing to do?
>>24341984
not really to be quite honest with you. its quite normal
>>24341984
I did that when I was 6 and got worms from it. Make sure to wash your hands throughly.
>>24341984
Thats pretty disgusting anon. Its also highly unusual. When did you start this?
Well Taco Bell has the new online order feature, and I want a Boss Wrap. Turns out, I can "upgrade" it for pretty reasonable prices. Thinking about going all out and loadin' her up. Will post pics if anyone is interested.
>>24341874
This nigga bought a $10 crunch wrap
U wot
Post the pic
>>24341874
Add extra steak
I always put extra everything on my sandwich at Subway to piss off the workers
>>24341893
Yeah, just placed the order. Got a regular one and a molested one.
ITT: We post some shit that happened in High School that fucked us up and has stayed with us to this day.
>Sophomore year
>Finally start making friends, get popular enough to get a gf
>We fuck once, shit was great and I pressured her for it because I knew what I had wouldn't last, I just wanted what I could get while it was available
>She breaks up with me like a month after because all I ever wanted to do was fuck
>Literally a couple weeks later she tells me she is pregnant
>In full panic mode, she wants me to tell everyone it is mine and she wants me to talk to her parents
>She actually knew it wasn't mine, she fucked some disgusting ugly kid "in a moment of weakness" the day after we broke up
>The only reason she fucked with me like that was because she didn't want anyone to know she fucked this dog ugly kid
>She drops out senior year
>To this day have not even looked at another girl because of how batshit insane they are
My "friends" also stopped talking to me because they thought I was a fuckoboi for not immediately owning up to the kid when she told me it was mine.
I was going to post some stories, but then I saw you're one of those complete faggots who uses the term "fuckboy" and spells it as "fuckboi."
>>24341873
HAHAHA That's fuckin nothing nigger. Not even close to the batshit insane stuff I dealth with in High School. You got lucky.
>be me
>be junior year of high school 17
>first day of class in chemistry
>come into class a bit late
>all of the lab seats taken
>middle row of three desks
>two are empty except one
>she was sitting there
>first glance cute and petitie with some meat
>had awesome natural hair
>Thulean Perspective teachings kick in
>potentialmatetargeted.jpg
>get a group based opening day assignment
>have to do the damn fill in the blanks about your new classmates bullshit
>find out she is a senior
This should have been my first red flag. Should I continue robots?
>>24342125
Yes please continue, also fuck this faggot robot. Forgot they reenabled it.
Tarot reader here, still a newbie, my readings usually turn out to be very accurate though. Did the same thread yesterday with great success. Ask me questions, and let me take a look into your future.
>The questions
Tarot cards represent scenarios in the first place. "What if" -questions regarding different paths to take produce the most accurate results. Please consider your questions before. Questions like "What if I change my career" will be preferred over questions like "What if I ask this girl out"
>Information
Name and age will suffice.
Lets go.
>>24341776
how does this work? Do I have to pose a question?
>>24341776
John
24
Cancer
Should I stay with my current GF or go for the new girl ive meet?
Also
Will i ever get over my ex friend who got married or will she haunt my dreams forever? Was it my fault I didnt get with her?
>>24341973
Yes, ask me what you want to know and I'll tell you. The best questions are "what if" questions about possible paths to take.
>>24341999
I asked instead two different questions:
>What if John stays with his current girlfriend
9 of swords.
Meaning: Depression, nightmares, intense anxiety, despair
Although a negative card, it more displays that your mindset mind be the problem. You are probably dissatisfied with your current relationship, but it might very well be that its a self fulfilling prophecy that you setting in motion.
http://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-swords/nine-of-swords/
>What if John goes for the other girl he met
Knight of swords
"When we are obsessed by an idea and wish to manifest that idea, we are often so blinded by the desire for its fulfilment that we fail to see the difficulties we may encounter or the consequences of our actions."
Seems to me like you are brainfucking yourself about your current relationship and have anxiety and fear about that situation, which however creates a self fulfilling prophecy. Means, if you dont calm your jets and take a deep breathe, things are going to get ugly between you and your girl.
Going for the other girl isn't bad in itself but basically you are not really considering the risks and act very impulsive and irrational, while being blind to the consequences.
http://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-swords/knight-of-swords/
Who /opiates/ here? For me, it's kratom. It used to be hydrocodone. Also, have a fun video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUngLgGRJpo
>>24341767
My comment was not original. I tried to bump the thread.
kratom sucks unless you take like 10 grams but thats probably not good for you
I take 120mg of methadone per day
improves my life
>go on facebook for the first time in forever because meh
>my first bf from highschool just became a father
>it's a girl
>she has my name
>mfw
Anyone else have any awkward feels like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytOZgdySsgU
>>24341662
K Y S
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>>24341662
How fucking delusional do you have to be to think his world revolves around you. You want to believe he never got over you, well he did and you're the one stalking him on Facebook you dumb cunt, I swear you....
>anime picture
Lmao, got me good
Was he right r9k? The average man is beeing domesticated by the degenerated society of today?
Humans arent made for the modern world?
Holy shit dude.
http://editions-hache.com/essais/pdf/kaczynski2.pdf
He was totally right, sadly I sit here on my computer and hide from real life
>>24341928
You can build a cabin in the woods like he did
>>24341962
Planning on it.
Okay I have a fucking question. I live in a rural village in New York and every day I see people in the college towns around me. The blacks come here from Harlem and south Jamaica and shit and they all have like $600 worth of tattoos, new ass iPhones, designer clothing, beats by dre, and all this. Meanwhile my parents are poor as fuck. I can't afford a single tattoo, me and everyone I know has a straight talk phone, I have no data or time in my phone I just carry it around for music, I've been wearing the same hoodie for 4 years and have one pair of shoes and nothing to my name at all.
Name one reason why I shouldn't hop the bus to NYC tomorrow and go live in the ghetto. I would actually be stepping wayy the fuck up and I'd be rich for once. Every single one of them is richer and way happier than me.
Because you'd get shot. They aren't "rich" they're probably taking out huge ass loans or manipulating welfare.
You will get killed by diversity
>>24341361
-iPhones cost $0 when you get those jew leases
-retards get beats financed
-tattoos are free if you get them from your friend
-the clothes are fake
bolton's are best house and every true robot should support them
I'm still butthurt about the red wedding tbqh
fuck the boltons
Roose Bolton is an ageless ice being who preserves himself by flaying the skin of his heirs and wearing them, giving the illusion that the Bolton lineage has passed on. In truth, there has only been one Bolton patriarch, who is the flayed man on their banners: that man is Roose, the true Roose, beneath the ruse of his skin.
In the past, the Bolton patriarch is said to have worn the skin of a Stark lord. The ageless man who currently calls himself Roose Bolton at one point impersonated the Stark lord in Winterfell.
Ramsay Snow/Bolton is Roose's current heir, who he groomed because Ramsay shares his distinctive eyes. Roose will kill Ramsay, flay him, and wear his skin, giving the illusion that Roose has died and Ramsay has become the lord of the Dreadfort; in truth it is the same Bolton as always, wearing a new skin, which does not cover those chilling, pale eyes.
Roose Bolton uses leeches, prunes, and spiced wine to preserve his health in an unnaturally preserved body. He is hairless because hair does not grow through the patched on skin; his voice is unnaturally quiet because his vocal cords are weak; he is obsessed with his health because he knows the flesh he is wearing is always rotting; he perpetually wears strong perfume to cover this, though he still smells unsettling beneath the sweet smell.
>>24341352
House Dayne is the best house. Inb4 Jon Snow's real mother is Ashara Dayne the lover of Eddard Stark before his brother was killed by the mad king forcing him to marry Catelyn Tully to keep the promised alliance.
Hi Wagekeks. just woke up from a 17 hour nap.
>no plans for another 46 hours
>gunna fap to Asian Anal Fuckers 5(HD) that I downloaded for free
Fels good letting my body set the pace so I can live a long healthy life. Its great not having a rigorous scheduled that deprives you of sleep and free time and forces you to wake and work at unatural times, thusly shortening your life.
Another day another dollar.
>>24341290
>so I can live a long healthy life
Yeah right. The fact that you eat nothing but tendies and ramen, and your abysmal personal hygiene will see you dead by 50.
>>24341321
Nope, I make my own food from my garden. I use my feces as fertilizer so I know my plants don't get pesticides and hormones from Jew fetilizer
>>24341290
I mean, I work an 8 hour job and still get 8 hours of sleep a day. I come home and vidya/chill with my dog and make whatever the fuck I want to eat.
Mummy doesn't decide shit for what I can and can't do. Independance is nice bro.
