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Dude le science lmao I'M SUCH A DORK! Science is teh best thing out BIG BANG THEORY FTW xDDDD!!!
Why are normies like this now? Why has their opinion on science changed from being geeky to cool?
>>24334657
Did the guy who made this comic never have a Mad Science guy come to his school.
JUST FUCK MY CHILDHOOD UP
>>24334657
You forgot " science is sexist!"
>>24334657
because they don't actually have to study it once they dropped out of college
Who else /devilish/ here?
This happened back when Initial D aired in my country
>the end of the next episode preview says "Don't miss it"
>miss the next episode on purpose
>>24334542
Let me redirect you to the proper website for this "quality" post.
www.reddit.org
>Mom leaving for work
>asks if I will tidy the kitchen up and do the dishes
>say yes
>do neither and play video games all day
>>24334621
>tells me to go reddit
>i don't
hmmmmm thread
go hmmm or die trying
>>24334422
triple dubs approved this hmmmm-ing
amina koyim
I think you misspelled "mountain of wrongness," senpai.
>desperately want to ask a girl out
>realy think that I have a chance
>plan out how I'm going to do it
>remember that literally anything can be a rape accusation and you'll be assumed guilty
>remember that all women cheat and compulsively lie
>remember that all she has to do is bruise herself and tell police I did it to ruin me forever
>remember all the legal avenues she would have to destroy every aspect of my life
>tfw living with conflicting feelings of romantic desire and self preservation
>tfw mom keeps pressuring me to get a gf
>>24334298
>ex threw herself down the stairs then called the police
>tfw she gets arrested
You'll be fine. The secret to winning in those situations is remaining calm. Just ask her out, OP.
>>24334298
tell your mom you can't because all women cheat and compulsively lie, all they have to do is bruise themselves and tell the police to ruin you forever, and she has all the legal avenues to destroy every aspect of your life.
>>24334335
What happened exactly? How did she get arrested?
I'm going on a third date with a grill, and she seems excited.
HOW THE FUCK DO I KISS HER?!?!?
>>24334177
u jus do it faggot
>>24334177
>third date
>hasn't kissed her
I hope you are like 16 because otherwise you should be at sex by now
>>24334177
Pull out your dick and try as hard as you can to suck it
How often do you go to Starbucks?
>>24334097
Normie b8 thread???
>>24334097
i don't
i quit drinking coffee a few months ago
>>24334097
Op, that pic is super hot,
were did you find it?
>you will NEVER be a Japanese schoolgirl
>you will NEVER wear an adorable sailor uniform to school
>you will NEVER TRY YOUR BEST throughout the day
>you will NEVER participate in the culture festival
>you will NEVER be cute and pure
>you will always be a mid-20's American man
What's the point of living?
uh, it's not very healthy to want to BE a girl.
rather, you should want to fuck one.
>>24334085
there is no point of living. you know this, everyone on /r9k/ knows this. stop asking you fucking redditor
>>24334145
Get out normie.
I want to BE a Japanese schoolgirl. Not fuck one. Fucking one would spoil her purity.
There is literally
L I T E R A L L Y
a VAGINA RATING THREAD ON /soc
>>>/soc/22791856
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FEMBOTS???!!!
>>24334035
if your vagina doesn't look like a macaroon you're a slut
Look for their slut thread.
>never been to /soc/ since no reason to
>see this thread and decide to go
>instant regret
Jesus, that place is one of the most intimidating places i've seen on 4chan.
>try to fap lefty
>can't
>realize I can't ejaculate without my deathgrip and will never be able to impregnate a female
>>24333847
This is why nofap is beneficial
>>24333876
I also noticed my penis shape has been molded to fit my right hand, will this also be fixed by nofap?
I cant even cum unless I lie facedown deathgripping my penis for 1 hour or more :(
What's your limit, /r9k/?
Pic related. Came five times off of a Gianna Michaels binge, and now my peen hurts.
>>24333785
Welp, 3-5 times is my daily average because sensitive af
The most I have done was 7 or 8
> Stretch marks on boobs
Fuck outta here,familiano.
>>24333785
Currently on no fap november. Still holding. Still standing strong.
I'll let you guys know when this month is over.
>In class
>move leg so it's touching girls next to me
>too scared to talk to them
>"accidental" human contact is the best I can do
why was I born this way?
Because you suck lol
>be a robot in high school
>normies try to bully me and i defend myself
>teacher misinterprets my personality as 'antisocial', and 'dangerous'
>go to a school for troubled teens in the city
>lots of guys but only 2 girls there were kicked out of school for fighting
>grabbed one of their asses for a bet and she turned around and giggled but i was too scared to take it any further
>had a deep conversation with the other one for hours and she mentioned possibly dating me and said i had a good personality
>that was 10 years ago
the only time in my life that women didn't ignore me.
makes me think those 2 girls are probably in prison or the crazy house now.
>>24333741
Thats pretty creepy bro
STOP THIS FUCKING SHIT!!
THIS SHIT ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A JOB NOW FUCK OFF!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wew you're one toasty wagekekanother day another dollar
>>24333669
tick tock tick tock tick tock
>have no job
>friends and family don't respect me because I have no job
>get a job
>friends and family don't respect me because it's not a real job and I don't go to college/university
Who is perpetrating it and why
It's not a meme. Fembots are real.
>>24334118
If they aren't virgins they aren't fembots.
>>24334136
>implying there aren't tons of female virgins who post here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
Robots have you seen the video that's some surreal shit right here
>>24333581
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
hurts to watch. im not even white. but maybe i am.
>>24333693
just look at the gimmedats negros
>>24333581
>>24333693
I was thinking the same thing as Donald, the refugees are all mostly young men.
It's a takeover by sheer numbers.
>too tired to play video games
>too tired to read
>can't concentrate on TV shows or movies
>all I can do is sit up in bed and browse the internet
>feel bored all the time
what is happening to me?
>>24333562
Age-related IQ decline.
Enjoy your delusion that it can be stopped.
Chemical issue. See psychiatrist or GP. Get drugs.
>tfw too tired to fall asleep
