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>leftover kfc
>32 oz monster
>2lb bag of gummy bears
two fucking pounds of gummy bears?
What the fuck are you
>>24343365
enjoy giving birth to a baby sized excrement in 3 days
>>24343353
>tfw ate leftovers earlier
It was pretty good, I suppose.
Hey /r9k/...
In your opinion do you think that the greaser culture\atitude is more compatible with robots or chads? I think that a greaser isn't a complete chad cause he is also perceived as an outcast however they have a cocky attitude that lacks on robots...
Pheraps the greaser is the definition of a "cyborg"?
>>24343324
A bunch of cyborgs with a chad as the leader.
>>24343369
Probably... that's a good definition... However, there are greasers that wander on their own...
Music related btw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G0ZMN7T2kY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wna-PSUozA
One thing is certain... If they were chads i gotta say that they were way cooler and tougher than the chads we have nowadays.
Nowadays gangsters may be more violent and extreme but they don't have half the style the greasers had
What would you do if your girlfriend grew a penis?
>>24343250
I'd have to have a gf for this to happen anon. And hypothetically if this did happen, i have questions. Is the dick functional? Does it replace her pussy? And does she expect me to put it in me?
>>24343250
I'd wonder where the girlfriend came from.
>>24343288
>Is the dick functional?
fully functional
>Does it replace her pussy?
No, she still has her pussy
>And does she expect me to put it in me?
If you're ok with that senpai.
Was the death of Elliot Rodger the symbolic death of Robot culture as a whole? Really look at this place, it's a shithole filled with poser trash...It's completely filthy in here, filthy with the stench of women and normalfags. Do you think he felt it? Do you think he felt the final days of proper havens for people like us fall, as whores and dudebros poured from /soc/ and /b/? Do you think that's what pushed him over the edge? No longer being able to find comraderie in other people like him?
lol elliot was such a little shit
Elliot Rodgers was the swan song of feel era /r9k/. 4chan will never again be as funny as this board was after his death.
>>24343785
He died so that we could meme
Anyone have any cool fetishes like this one?
>>24343182
>that fetish
>cool
>>24343182
What the fuck even is that?
>>24343182
I'm so hard rn
Chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side
mf i grew up poor af and there was a soda machine in the laundromat of my apartment complex and sometimes a $1 soda and a can of tomato soup or chicken noodle soup was yummy af.
check your priv whiteboy.
>>24342876
There is probably like 500 calories in that and It will do nothing for filling you up, why eat?
>>24342876
AYY NOW LET IT RAIN. NOW CLEAR IT OUT.
What's your dream life?
Why can't you have it?
>>24342803
Living in the big city
I live in a village and rent in NYC is 5000 a month for a studio in the ghettos
>Ruler of the Universe
>obvious reasons.
>>24342803
I want to live in one of those huts
Maybe I could, but I think you'd have to be rich to live somewhere like that.
>what have I become...
>my sweetest friend...
>tumblr in filename
BROKEN BRUISED FORGOTTEN SORE
TOO FUCKED UP TO CARE ANYMORE
>>24342677
>Everyone I meet
>goes away in the end
How to deal with failure?
Suddoku if you're honourable.If not, then just take the failure as a learning experience. Don't forget to be yourself anon
>>24342688
I can't learn when I am butthurt after failing
an hero become one
Post comfy pics ITT
In a blanket with my coffee as it rains
;_; tfw you will feel this at some point in your life :)
>>24342671
I wish I could say the same, anon.
Oh how I wish I could.
As a poor NEET, how can I get money by letting old rich men fuck my ass and face?
Bump because I'm curious too
>Tfw no gay prostitution guides
Try Craigslist or something. You pretty much just answered your own question.
why are people who have had gfs allowed to post here and think theyre robots? If you had someone in this world who thinks/thought highly enough of you to date you then you can't be a robot. But why do I even have to say this? We should all be or be on the path to being wizards.
>>24342264
there is literally nothing wrong with having a gf
>>24342292
A gf makes soft. Its all rainbows and sunshine because you know you were able to attract a mate. They have no place on r9k or even 4chan. This is a place for societies rejects.
>>24342361
this is just an imageboard for original content, get a life nerd
>used to think I was 5'11
>just remeasured and realized I'm only 5'8 and a half
>>24342122
Dam I'd kill myself If I was that Short and I'm only 5,10
>>24342122
I'm only 5'7. I dont know what to feel about it honestly. I mean, people here say i'm short, but i dont feel short
Most people don't measure correctly. In reality you're probably at least two inches shorter than you think.
Then of course you'll naturally get shorter as you age beyond 30.
favorite anime?
>>24342120
Outlaw Star. Suzuka is best girl.
Family guy.
>>24342222
funni
A few robot friends of mine are going to be pulling a big prank at our school hopefully before Christmas time.
In the cafeteria of the school there are 4 big televisions on 4 pillars that always run a loop of pictures of students and shots from school activities. For the prank we're going to do some tinkering with the administrator computer and replace the slideshow with the daily dose, we aren't turning it off at any point either.
we'll do prep beforehand as well, making sure to have all 4 tvs on max volume and such. There are always important visitors from time to time like superintendents and such.
Any other suggestions for this ruse? Things to add? We aren't sure about a date just yet but I'll be sure to record it, it'll probably make the news.
>>24342096
Play this over the speakers.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8
>robot friends
Will you high schoolers please stay on /b/ or reddit?
Thanks in advance.
>>24342211
lel that'd probably take time that we dont have to set up, we're going to start working on the tvs first soon. I think the original daily dose theme is effective, any thing else tho?
>>24342254
o okay
