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Which type of modern man are you, /tv/?
>>24341237
>Favorite person
>Charlie Sheen
>mfw
Chads BTFO
>>24341237
I tick most of the boxes for 'neckbeard'.
I'd be surprised if anyone on here does otherwise.
>>24341237
Nu males are horrible people and deserve to die.
I want to put a sticker on my laptop that will piss off all the SJWs on campus. What do you guys think will do the trick? Pick something out from Redbubble for me.
Pic related is my favorite so far.
>>24341176
All Lives Matter is a SJW motto ya dingus.
>>24341176
Why would that piss off SJWs?
>>24341202
>>24341214
According to the SJW agenda, all lives matter is a way of erasing the fact that the BLM movement focuses on BLACK PEOPLE. Saying all lives matter is RACIST because youre talking about people that ARENT BLACK and thats BAD because BLACK PEOPLE are the ones we should be talking about ONLY
ITT we make memes
Lets bring r9k back to its roots
>>24341152
And how do you propose we do that
I just made this lizard meme.
I just made this cancer patient meme
Uni student here, I've been trying to approach some girls lately but they didn't seem very interested in me. I tried fixing myself up and dressing more fashionably. Do you guys think there's anything more I could improve on?
Get a haircut.
>>24340877
>Do you guys think there's anything more I could improve on?
yes get genes that don't make you look like a solid 2/10
Get a different shirt, otherwise they'll think you're gay
It's over gentleman, we lost. On top of being a faceless robot that's despised for being "repusive" and beta to women you still have to get over the hedge of just being a straight white male that doesn't have some form of [insert-self Diagnosed mental illness disorder omni, furry, gay - sexual].
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mtv-launches-true-life-im-genderqueer-and-look-different-campaign_56452ccbe4b08cda34883a0f#comments
>>24340847
This shit was funny at first. It is no longer funny. These people literally need to be executed for real. They are a danger to civilization and society.
>>24340887
>>24340847
why do all these "feminists" and " attentionwhore/pan-sexuals" have the same dyed hair, look and glasses? Is there some significance to this, like is it meant to express some kinda anti-men sorta thing? I don't know some please explain this to me.
>>24341065
because they literally "aren't like other grils"
and you know how that always turns out
I'm a grill and just got keked by stacey for the 50th time in my life
Ask me anything
What happened mrs cu/ck/?
>>24340835
Are you sexually attracted to gengar?
2/10 weirdo weeb detected
lmao get out
t. stacy
Let's see here... anon, is your presentation ready?
>>24340828
nah sorry I graduated
>inb4 REEE normy
>>24340828
>Oh! I-I-I left it at home... and I'm sick... can I have an extra day?
Who else /never did their schoolwork/ here?
I still have nightmares about these fucking presentations
Thank god it's over
how we got our NEETbux
share your stories
no white knight wageslaves allowed
18 yr old diagnosed with Aspergers, Anxiety, Depression
How can I get autismbux
Can I get autismbux while pursuing a secondary education?
>Be autistic and have OCD. (Fun combination when people touch me by the way, I have to resist the urge to kill them)
>Refuse to apply for years due to local government being broke and not wanting to be a leech.
>Get to point where I have to get it in order to afford food.
>Apply
>Get it shortly after sending them my medical records when it normally takes months.
>MFW I can afford all the amiibo's I want now.
31, MS.
>Started having constant pain for quite a while
>Started losing balance
>Had many call offs from work
>Go to doctor
>After month of tests, get diagnosis: MS
>Apply for disability
>Get denied
>Hire lawyer
>Gets all the evidence and subpoenas work records saying how I have called off work all the time
>He succeeds
>Adhereing to doctor's treatment plan of plenty of exercise
>Enjoy it, and makes MS go somewhat into remission
>Enjoy every day despite the pain
>Beats being a wagekek
>Also enjoy social programs I helped implement by giving non-profits resources to grants for disabled people
>Enjoy free stuff that I worked hard to start
Being a NEET is the best. Pic related--it's me every night I go to sleep.
>tfw 5 inches solid
Will I make it? What should I do to compensate?
>>24340670
At least you're not a manlet...right?
As a female I don't care about dick size at all. But I guess my opinion doesn't matter at all since I'm asexual..
>>24340743
>asexual
nice meme
When it's a Stacy dating Chad I really don't give a shit. Good looking girls with good looking guys, fair enough I get that.
When it's a girl like pic related dating a Chad I get so fucking annoyed.
It's almost as if Chad knows that these are the only girls that socially awkward guys 'may' have a shot with.. So he goes out of his way to claim her as his own beforehand
angela anaconda is pure
>>24340627
Yeah here's the thing though.
when you're at the bottom rung, everyone else is a chad.
>>24340681
That shit look's really creepy
>tfw 19 year old KV
>tfw this mudslime gets a free kiss from a qt because hes a refugee
why even live, women rather kiss refugees than a robot
>>24340603
Kissing girls you're not married to is haram. These guys aren't Muslims so kill yourself desu senpai.
>>24340603
refugees aren't as shitty as robots though?
>>24340603
Almost all of the refugees are male and white women are putting out for them because white men except chad are 'boring'. This is how you betray and destroy your own country.
>Holidays coming up
>All those forced conversations I'll have to have
>>24340485
Yep. Gonna have to finally put on clothes and talk to people i dont see all year long. Guess i'll talk about all the dank memes i've come across
>holidays coming
>won't be going to any of the family bullshit
>will stay at home and watch x files or something
just another day t b h. i'm over all these holidays, if they disappeared i wouldn't care
>Not getting drunk with uncles and having fun.
Your loss, idiots.
Ok /r9k/ here goes. There's this qt3.14 in my Philosophy class. She's basically my college oneitis, but the problem, besides me being socially retarded, is she has a boyfriend (at least that's what I've gathered from my internet stalking). She seems to show signs of interest in me, because I always catch her looking at me in class, and she always forms a group with me when we do group work. What should I do? Should I make some sort of move? I don't want to look like a creeper or an ass, but I also don't want to miss my chance if there is one. Help me
Pic related is her.
>inb4 she browses r9k and see this
Ask her out anyway and if she has a boyfriend she'll tell you
I'd hit it.
Too bad she is one of those woman/girls who wear those spandex/yoga pants in public.
THE NETHERLANDS
>>24340533
She normally wears skirts or jeans or just some sort of hipster clothing.
>>24340506
I don't know if I can do that f a m
>wake up
>look like this
>wat do?
>>24340420
dye hair dark brown or black
fuck bitches
Extort Bieber for money by taking embarrassing photos of myself as his look-alike, then use said money to date amateur models with prescription drug habits and fuck shallow girls using my looks
>>24340528
This.
I'd host meet and greet for 50 quid then easily rake in millions and life the rich life as a bieber look-a-like
Do people actually get into legal trouble for looking at CP?
No OP its all a joke
>now search r@ygold on limewire :^)
no
don't post any though, that's what gets you in trouble
if you don't save it you're not breaking any laws, and even if you do save it they don't care unless you're also a child molester
>>24340361
nah senpai it's a meme
google laurab.baka
