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Ninja Warrior Edition
Hwhat did he mean by this?
Does eggman make these threads for himself?
>>24331427
EGG-KING RULE. WORSHIP EGG-GOD
Recommend me a good video game or anime for escapism.
>>24331300
Have you watched Charlotte? Pretty good one from last season. Fairly average at first, but with plot twists later.
>>24331591
I have. It was really, REALLY shit though.
>>24331300
http://www.maniacworld.com/big_fish.htm
>there are niggers on this board right now
>niggers can't even be Robots
Why are they even allowed to be here and why do you enable them to stay?
if you're white, you literally have no excuse for being a failure.
>>24331224
>born to a poor family
>too drugged out to take care of children
>left on my own at 15
>almost 30, spotty employment, zero family support
Take your memes and get fucked.
>>24331224
Except for my tiny white dick
Who /Ace Rimmer/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYfnWRp1Q0
red dwarf was a good show
>tfw regular Rimmer
Who excited for the new seasons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY_VMDeq2c4
Tarot guy here again. I am still a newbie, but my readings proved to be accurate over the time. Let me take a peek into your future and tell you what awaits you on your future path.
>The information required
Name and age will suffice. You can add your zodiac sign if you chose to.
>The questions
Tarot cards represent situations / outcomes. Therefore, "what if"-questions that ask for the outcome of a certain path/scenario, provide the most accurate answers.
Ask away.
>>24331087
Mantis 21 Cancer
When will I in to gf?
>>24331087
Jorge
18
Libra
What will happen if I ask her to be my gf?
Daniel 20 Sagittarius
Will I ever find true happiness
A panic attack is an adrenaline rush and an excess of norepinephrine neurotransmitters in the brain.
For most people, you only need to take magnesium, zinc and vitamin d3 to feel better.
(Protip: 75% of people are deficient in all these)
Simply getting off the computer and walking will make the symptoms go away.
For when the panic attack is over:
Food: Bananas, oats, spinach, chicken, coconut products, gatorade (conserve it), limiting food/protein intake to what you need
Exercise: Walking daily, going to gym, talking/typing to people/listening to music (dopamine increase), anything that doesn't involve jerking off (norepinephrine rush) or sitting on your ass
If you're so much of a fuckup that you would rather waste countless hours having a panic attack instead of an hour of exercise and eating properly, then it's time to see a psychiatrist and get put on benzos to mask the problem.
>>24331082
implying i have money for those foods
implying i have money to see a psychiatrist
Jesus christ I wish my panic attacks were that easy to deal with. I get a panic attack and I have to run to the bathroom to deal with the nausea.
I have specific foods set up to deal with this already, at pretty much every stage of anxiety and I have systems in place to handle it. I carry puke bags around in my bag that I got from an ER last time I was there.
I'd recommend against the OP post's suggestion of gatorade (it's basically sugar water). My doctor has always suggested keeping protein up by eating nuts when I'm anxious, though I'm not sure why that is chemically.
But yes, when I'm not freaking out, exercise really is important. I do a lot better on days when I have done more active things. Gardening has been so helpful to me.
>>24331082
last time I got a panic attack I hadn't eaten for like two weeks tho
psychiatrist? food? exercise? are you fucking retarded?
Do gays also fetishize virginity?
>>24330929
but of course, my dear
>>24330942
Proof of that?
Nope, it's harder to get in a boipucci that hasn't been torn already
On the other hand, it's my fantasy to initiate a young qt teen who's just finding out about sexuality
Well, leaving aside the "women are inferior" shit here on r9k, and the feminazis wanting more rights and society thinking that equal rights would be best, I'd like to start a topic about something you should consider.
If we go deep in psychoanalysis, we know very clearly how a man and woman's psyche is different. So, by this logic, we have different needs, go though different phases and all that. And it wouldn't make sense for both men and women to have the same rights. I say one gender should have more rights than the other, in order to reach a utopian society. What's your opinion on this r9k?
>>24330925
My opinion is that u shuold suk my dik.
>Having two genders.
There is your fucking problem.
>>24330962
>only two genders omg cricri
hi tumblr
>tfw dad is raping my sister in the other room
Greentext this shit
NOW
>>24330908
Well, change rooms.
>>24330933
godd fucking damn it
>tfw he calls me "mommy."
Yeah, holy fuck it's a nightmare.
I was helping an older lady out the other day doing some gardening and we were talking and she told me that she thinks that when men get girlfriends and wives that they're just looking for another mom to take care of them. In SOME but not all ways I agree with her, but I think it was an interesting position for her to take.
I did this once but she started it.
Why wouldn't you want another mommy?
Do women really think we actually like them spending our money and being battered by their psychotic mood swings?
>see my high school bully on the street
>he doesn't recognize me
>confront him like a boss
>'hello, Chad'
>'wow, where have you been, we just talked about you few days ago'
>he buy me dinner
>talk like a nice guy
>has a qt wife and two kids
>work in a bank
>he is now rich and married
>I am still a neet and a kv
all those 90's teen movies were a lie
>>24330872
>this
Bullies always get rich
>>24330830
Studies have found that bullies have higher self-esteem than normal and that bullying helps them cope with stress.
Bullies are socially dominant, and social dominance means you go through life on easy and amazing mode.
>Nigga pass anon the AUX cord smfh
>Hope you got some real hot fire and not yo mixtape shit.
Well, anon, what do you have for Ice Cube and the squad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUfrXglib7s
bump in the whip
>>24330729
I got your back my African-American friend, don't even trip dawg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97fFYsMbVvE
goddamn this thread is dead. let me try and save it.
>Y'ALL AIN'T GOT NO FUCKIN' YEEZY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJt7gNi3Nr4
>be me
>packed my lunch this week because trying to save money
>salami and tomato sandwich, Doritos, almonds and an apple
>also packed two cans of water to drink throughout the day
Some faggot asshole stole them within two hours of me getting here! I am storming around the office trying to find it in some bodies trash, no use.
Fuck!
>>24330574
>cans of water
>water
>in a can
Huh?
why would you put water in a can? is this some kind of meme?
Wait... canned water?
You somehow finally got a gf but you both died in a car accident and now you're at the gates of heaven together when this arch-angel slaps your gf's ass
What do? Keep in mind he's 12'6" 550lbs of muscle and 3% body fat
Tell him I'm an elite SAS navy seal with over 20000 confirmed kills and to back off my piece of meat
Ask God why am I actually in hell since there's blacks here?
>child of ham
>heaven
Who here /nowillpower/?
Anyone here want to accomplish tasks but find even the littlest of things drain you?
My amazon cart is full of books I know are interesting but I know even if I do order them I wont read them.
How do you pass the time when your genetically lazy? Video games aren't even amusing anymore.
What are some low-cost hobbies I can get into that might re-kindle my will to operate as a human being?failed normie btw
I think you probably feel overwhelmed by all the stuff you have to do, along with all the stuff you want to do. What you should do is change your thinking. Get one of those books, and think to yourself: "Fuck everything else. I will sit down in a chair or in a bed and read this book and have some tea whenever I can", and it might seem easier and simpler. You shouldn't feel bad or stressed because you're not also doing all the other stuff you want to accomplish.
>>24330337
True words. Be minimalistic, take life one obstacle at a time, don's surround yourself with backlogs of stuff that doesn't really get you anywhere.
Focus on fortifying your will first and foremost - go jogging or something.
>>24330337
>I think you probably feel overwhelmed by all the stuff you have to do, along with all the stuff you want to do
I think you've read me perfectly this is exactly how I feel.
>>24330360
>Focus on fortifying your will first and foremost
Probably an important point, I use to be able to sit down and study for hours, but with rewards I found meaningless I just stopped. Its been about 3 years since I've studied or focused my energy into an essay for more than 10 minutes without taking a break, from which I never return.
Its hard to do this, almost like waving a magical wand over me and saying "start to focus!"
>>24330337
>" "Fuck everything else. I will sit down in a chair or in a bed and read this book and have some tea whenever I can""
Something tells me this is the only way to start, thanks anons..
