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>Charlie Sheen
>Real life and TV Chad
>Got millions for every degeneracy filled show he made
>Got to sleep with hundreds of super hot women
>Is now literally POZZED
HAHAHAHA! THERE IS A GOD!!!
>>24337865
What you don't realize is Its his final act. What do you want more than anything? To die, that's right. He lived his life doing everything NOW on top of that he gets the the ultimate blessing. Death. He wins because he got it all.
Meh. Id bet if given the chance he still wouldn't switch places with me or you right now. He us an awesome fun life, and hiv isn't even really a death sentence anymore especiAlly with money and fame.
>>24337865
Well the dude kinda takes things to the extreme side of it so it's not surprising at all.
guys what's his name again?
Ben "The Muzzie Defener" Affleck
>>24337863
Bin Al-Affliqi
>>24337863
Matt Damon.
Another one of these threads, post away and rate other anons.
bump to the bloxx, fuck the robot
>>24338367
this is an original comment according to the robot
charts like these just make me realize how boring of a person I am, half the blocks I would have literally nothing to put in, including most of the ones normies care about most
Ummm, she's cute but how do I even message her, especially with a tagline like that.
>>24337841
She's not cute...
t. Asian
>>24337841
If it actually think its a girl, don't hit it.
>>24337870
>>24337867
I'm convinced that this is a woman.
And yeah she's like a solid 6.6.
>"Anon. Anon! Shh, come on it's time to wake the kids up. God I bet they haven't slept at all. I heard them whispering to each other when I went to check up on them. Oh, I hope they like their presents! This is going to be the best Christmas I've had in a long time, I just know it!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIU7DpIBfZQ]
>"Anon please stop being so hard on yourself. It upsets me to hear you talking like this. I don't get how you can be so kind and supportive of me but have such a low opinion of yourself. Anon, I love you. And the more I get to know you the more I know there is to love. Please believe me when I say that you are a great person, no matter what other people have told you or what you tell yourself"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MebawtzeNkw]
>wake up with a gf on christmas
>santa got my lette--
>she's 3D
>you will never arrive home from school to find your mom sitting in the living room and saying "hey anon, come here for a second, I have something to tell you" and go in to find her half-rising from the sofa, and feel instantly sick as if you've been winded, and sit down beside her and have her smile a little though with a somewhat shaky mouth and tell you that you know all those check-ups she's mentioned recently, well it turns out she has pancreatic cancer, which has spread to her lymph nodes, but that she's fine and everything will be ok, and that you've both been through worse than this together and that she'll get through this just the same, and find yourself unable to say anything and seeing some weakness or uncertainty in the way she's talking that's never been there before that makes her seem like a scared little girl or something all of a sudden, and feel instantly guilty as though it's your fault, especially since you've been avoiding having any conversations with her recently and heading straight to your room without saying hello, and getting real easily annoyed when she asks you something twice or says something about the weather or how winter seems to be arriving sooner than last year
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARZ7EzQpybk]
Robots please go away this is a place for normal people not robots you don't belong here, everyone is judginng you. Everyone hates you go back to jp or uboachan you don't belong here, this place is for normies only please go away everyone is cringing at you nobody pity's you here, nobody feels sorry for you here please go
>>24337673
lol oregon
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OUT OUT OUT!!!
>>24337673
this failed normie got so btfo in this thread it hurt his little normie feelings he had to try to make a b8 thread and it's literally 1/10 because failed normies don't belong here
sage too
>go to hairdresser
>forced to look at myself in the mirror for an hour
did you tell him to JUST
>>24337667
Just close your eyes man
>>24337667
>an hour
Are you a woman?
Just ask for "short", done in 10 minutes
Chad feels thread?
Look, robots I get it, you have it really tough. However, believe it or not chads also have issues, that need be discussed.
>inb4 normie reee, get out.
>mfw, impossible to make friends with other guys due to them feeling intimidated.
>people, i would like all think i'm a pumped up jock and stay away from me.
>can only make friends with other chads, who are all twats and don't ever want to just chill and play vidya.
>mfw, people hold grudges against you, especially ugly people.
>literally had a 23yo english teacher in a private meeting, say "you remind me of my ex, he was an asshole". straight b/c's that year.
>confident, (normally fat) girls approach you, get rejected and then shit talk you behind your back.
>cute, shy girls are intimidated by you, or think your a "playa" and stay away.
There, you have it robots, I have no "true" friends. Only other chads and fat stacys, who talk with me but are obnoxious as fuck.
All I want is a group of other robots, who I can chill, drink, play vidya or guitar with and actually relate to.
>>24337643
dude chads and robots are great friends.
>>24338551
No, when your a chad you are always trying to outdo one another, there is no space for anything emotional as it would be seen as emasculating.
With robots, most l are fine with talking about emotional issues they face. But most robots instinctively stay away from me.
>>24338744
na that's wrong. you're not hanging out with robots. im using myself as an example and im buds with my co-worker, who i could describe as "Chad".
we keep it real.
Hey /r9k/ normies can see what you're doing on facebook :^)
>using fagbook
come on famlay
How can they see what I'm doing if I don't have an account?
>tried it with my name
>showed all the albums of oneitis on her trip to the beach
>ooga booga booga! where da white boys at?
on r9k now leave me alone im trying to be angry
That's a lot of booty.
Not white, and I honestly find it impossible to believe anyone could find black women any more than mildly attractive. A least the darkskins in hentai don't have African features.
Why is this board so easy to troll?
Seriously, it's literally the easiest board on 4chan to bait.
>>24337254
fragile egos
>>24337254
Yo, OP. Sauce? Is there any more of this?
>>24337254
Because it is basically the anti-SRS
Why is there so much drama in this game's (streaming) community? It's fucking hillarious.
>Recent drama just in:
>Forsen and Tyggbar
A Norwegian cs go streamer girl named Kaia "Tyggbar" has been together with one of the biggest Hearthstone streamers, Sebastian "Forsen" Fors, a proud Swede.
They've done streams together and kissed infront of 23k people: https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=6ivChXh_VUg [Embed]
Also Tyggnar has confirmed and told stories about them having sex.
>Reynad
He's also one of the top Hearhstone streamers and the leader Tempostorm, a big time in the Hearhtstone competitive scene (kek). He's socially awkward with girls, which has been seen in many of his streams.
Example: https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=f-slUPAA5as [Embed] (2:02)
>What happened
So Forsen and Tyggnar broke up. They still hang out afterwards, Forsen traveled to Norway for some Dreamhack rip-off to cast their Hearthstone tournament and he travaled to Dreamhack-Bucharest and casted that aswell just to have an excuse to meet up with Tyggbar.
Tyggbar went to the US for Blizzcon (she's not a blizzard fan, just wanted to meet up other big streamers like Mitch and Reynad for the attention ofcourse), while Forsen chose not to go and stayed home and streamed instead.
During/after Blizzcon Tyggbar and like 6 other Streamers (including Reynad and Mitch) all hang out at different locations and streamed. One day they all went to Reynad's house and broadcasted from there.
This happened:
https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=19mzj0aY6y0 [Embed]
The Hearthstone community is full of keks and autists.
>pic related, it's Forsen
>>24337228
It's been a while since I haven't cared about anything as much as this.
>>24337248
/thread
>Guy and girl date
>Guy and girl no longer date
>Girl sleeps with new guy
You should send this shit to hollywood OP
>>24337228
>He plays Hearthstone
Lol, wasn't original
How do I provoke the world into killing me?
join isis
Just go anywhere there's niggers and you're bound to get killed eventually.
>>24337199
it's literally called "suicide by cop"
you'll practically feel the sonic waves of self-righteous precum flowing from their rock-hard tips as they gun you down
remember to stay hydrated robots!
Too bad you didn't make this thread earlier because I almost shit myself while out jogging this morning
>>24337183
>drink loads because I like water
>have to get up all the time in the night to piss
>>24337183
nothing like a cold glass of water desu
Comfy thread. Post pictures, music and greentexts. No aggressiveness allowed.
Stay comfy, robots.
youtube.com/watch?v=oPnh2sa4Fek&list=RDtdpcv8XGcnc&index=2
https://youtube.com/?hl=de&gl=DE#/watch?v=a1U3GGMfiMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3-_pFFZZqg
Some nice relaxing music for this thread.
youtube.com/watch?v=28j5c0hpjP0
Just imagine sitting next to the counter, on a cold, snowy night, as this music plays.
![charlie-sheen-mug-shot[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CHNqlBV.jpg "charlie-sheen-mug-shot[1]")
