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>go shopping with oneitis to get costume stuff for party
>only known her for like 2 weeks so it's not like I'm friendzoned yet
>go back to hers cos its closer, get changed
>go to party
>have good time
>go back to oneitis flat to pick up my stuff
>shows me out the door we hug
>pretty drunk
>want to tell her how I feel
>"umm look I don't want to put you in a difficult situation but umm"
>"yes anon what's wrong?"
>"well umm... nevermind"
Just initiate coitus with my excrement, family.
just accept I will always be alone
>>24335658
>this fucker doesnt realize hes living an anime
>>24335658
>orbiting stacy and not trying to take a piece
>not friendzoned
Absolutely friendzoned beta orbiter.
What do you think of pegging?
Would peg the shit out of any guy that wants me to.
>>24335683
literally would be pegging his shit in
I like it, but I've never told anyone before.
>>24335683
... Are you a girl?
>gf locked in a closed ward for drug abuse
>haven't had a shag in one and a half months
I'm bout to snap.
lol your girlfriend is a whore,there has never been a drug addict woman who has not fucked someone else for drugs when her boyfriend is gone
I know that feel OP, my gf's out of the country for the whole November and I'm already going crazy.
>>24335656
I'm a drug addict too. I don't care. We deserve each other.
who here /ibs/
>daily stomachaches
>either liquid shits or can't shit at all
>every poop is a nightmare
>>24335517
>eat food
>stomach cramps from hell
>instant regret
>>24335517
Eat something that didn't come from a drive through fatshit
>crohns disease
>shit ~5 time a day
>liquid all the time
>messy to wipe
>this is still after 2 years on remicade
>it was worse before remicade
>i have to hold it when my girlfriend comes over and its just terrible
inb4 u arent even a robot, u have a gf
>Put up a notice offering $300 for a CUTE girl to have lunch with me.
>Bunch of fatties start messaging me
Wat part of CUTE don't girls understand!
>>24335507
It's a 21st century disease, women perceive themselves to be twice as hot as they actually are. Women are generally bad at spatial reasoning.
lol fatties
You could pay $200 to fuck a decent looking chick
>be me, 23 yo virgin
>some (hot)grill joins our math study clique in Uni
>I'm on fire, proving all kind of shit
>after we finish, I told her to give me her number so we can be in touch(for future studing propuses)
>in the evning we start texing each other
>the conv is flowing like water, I text her as if i've known her for years
>tell her that we can meet tomorrow only me&her(to study math)
>she says OK, we arrange a meeting
>later on, she tells me she has a bf(I asked her something and she said her bf can help)
WHAT THE FUCK!
I don't need her for studying, I need a gf, and thats the ONLY reason I took her number in the first place
Should I still go tomorrow, meet her and act like everything is good?
>>24335295
Nah just come up with an excuse just like the girls do
>boyfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8
Try to fug her anyway you beta fuck
>playing csgo
>start screaming mom I fucking lost
>ahhh fuck you all
>sister opens my door
>she's like what?
>I didn't know she was home...
>she was like what the fuck is wrong with you
>>24335239
Hahahah ebin bro 8=====D
/csgog/ here
>>24335239
ask her to fuck you
ITT: Religion hate
>crusades
>9/11
>paris
>"religion=peace"
>fuck you godfags
>Evolution
>Narcissistic Epidemia
>Richard Dawkins
>Faggot crying and bitching everyday
>Feminism
>Liberalism
>Morons that can't keep their mouth shut.
KEEP YOUR DAMN BELIEF FOR YOURSELF. ISN'T THAT MUCH FOR YOU TO COMPREHEND. HOLY SHIT
>he beleives the crusades were about religion
topkek
the crusades were about reclaiming land
only way to organize people back then was under the banner of the cross is all
y'little dummy
I bet you believe the civil war was about slaves too
Smells like /r/atheism in here. I can smell your fedoras already.
Who else is haunted by this terrifying feeling that they are condemned to live a long and lonely life of mediocrity?
>>24334906
Embrace it familia. Not everyone is going to be a star. Or whatever the fuck you think is superior.
This board is a bastion of hope and optimism desu lad, I don't think you'll get much here.
I was with you until you said mediocrity. I'd be lucky to reach mediocrity.
Would driving my fucking car against a wall or a tree be an effective way to kill myself ? I'm talking about a fast and painless death
No it would be pretty stupid.
Just get a shotgun, or hire some kid to kill you.
>>24334919
If I'm asking if I can use a car that's because I do not have any access to firearms, faggot
Moreover, a shotgun is a really bad tool to kill yourself. A simple 9mm gun is really better.
Please don't post on threads like this to give shitty advices
>>24334880
Shotgun to head would be best.
The car thing seems really unreliable.
If you cant get a shotgun, jump off the tallest thing you can find.
>tfw recessed chin and almost 21
>literally no way to ever not look like an awkward 12 year old besides surgery or suicide
>mom won't let me do either
>can't even grow thick facial hair to cover it up
Kill me
Stivk your chin out just a little. Eventually it will become a habit. I'm not sure how healthy it is, but if you want to avoid that look it's worth doing it a little
>>24334996
don't do this. it'll just your joints up
just keep your teeth together
>>24334865
I've seen worse. Just have good posture.
>not smart enough for science
>but not creative enough for the arts
>smart enough for science
>also creative for the arts
>tfw still unsuccessful
iktftqbhfam
>>24335340
Fuck of Brian May
Who would win
The Jews and their degeneracy versus the Pious Muslims and their code of morality?
I WANT TO SODOMIZE A SEMITE
>>24334764
t. mohammed abdul
>you will never have a qt islam gf
Why don't you just fuck a slut?
>TFW I do fuck a slut
>perfect little slut, collar and all
>loves anal
>TFW she pushes for emotional stuff
>Also fucks other guys
Not worth at all. Better not to love a stupid bitch and just be happy with your friends and the numbness that goes with it. It is a million times better than the void you feel when fucking a slut.
I did once. It was a lot of fun and she actually enjoyed the idea of me being a virgin and that she got to take that. We fucked a bit but she was only in town because she was back home from her arts college.
And aside from her I don't know how to find sluts.
I recommend to any virgin here. It'll put the chemestry of your body to work and change your paradigm.
Anybody here know anything here about the legality of sending negative emails?
I sent an email via an old email account wishing the founder of a new anti-privacy app would kill themselves or suffer a great illness in the near future. They emailed me back saying the police had traced my IP address and added it to their file, and not to email again or they'll press charges.
Am I fucked?
I don't think what I sent was technically a death threat since I didn't threaten anything. I realize it was edgy.
Just writte a letter next time.
lmao you fucked up real good kid, enjoy prison you idiot
>>24334756
I'm being serious, please give serious replies. I'm panicking right now.
