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Old Nokia phones are indestructible haha
Dude Netflix and chill lmao
Apple products are the best XD LMFAO
9/11 was an inside job LMAO BAKA
What is the female equivalent of having a 4 inch dick?
A cup breasts? Flat ass? Zero curves?
but some guys like DFC
who the fuck likes a small dick?
>>24309426
They're out there.
>>24309408
Being top heavy. Guys will still fuck them, but only the one's who can't do better.
>>24309451
but girls wont fuck a guy with a 4 inch dick unless its thick as all fuck or he has money
>School inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit.
Uni feels.
Have a test in my environmental science class-- have to study a week and a half of material today. Not ready at all. Nervous. Want this week to be over, and it's only Monday.
>2.3 GPA
Just fuck my shit up desu senpai
>>24309337
>like a dog inspires a rabbit.
Good choice of words.
Education is knowledge plus fear.
>>24309392
CAN YOU SAVE
CAN YOU SAVE MY
CAN YOU SAVE MY HEAVY DIRTY GRADES
BOO WOO, A GIRL WON'T LOOK AT YOU
Meanwhile 135 normies got killed by Sandniggers thus ruining the lives of all their families, at least 1300 people
BUT YOU HAVE IT SO HARD BECAUSE GIRLS WON'T LOOK AT YOU RIGHT?
in b4 non losers deserve death
Honestly at this point I would willingly take their place, I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself so letting some kebab shoot me would be a win win situation
>>24308889
This to bh familly
>"thanks for buying me lunch anon, but I dont eat meat!!!"
then how will you eat this? *unzips penis*
There is grass outside.
>>24308878
you'd have too pretty autistic to not just accept other peoples dietary choices
Seriously why would anyone vote for the senile retard that is Bernie Sanders
But he'll give us free stuff!
Because americans are C UCKS, no big surprise there.
>>24308684
>tfw not a NEETkek
>tfw I actually care about the economy
Is this density of facial hair acceptable to wear in public? I hate shaving, and my time as a neet is coming to an end. I know most people don't give a shit, but I just want to know if the effort is worth it to avoid whatever downsides / inconveniences might come from keeping a shitty beard.
>>24308050
shave it, if it looks like pubes it's not worth keeping
>>24308050
Trim that shit nigga
Your beard may eventually grow fully in, the only way to grow a beard is to not shave, but keep it neat looking I guess.
You guys really shoud look into lucid dreaming. It's so amazing I cram to understand how everone aren't doing it
We're a board full of lazy neets and learning to lucid dream requires effort and perseverance.
>>24307006
I'll get around to it some day, right now I am just biding my time, just waiting. The world is coming to me, I just have to wait it out. Just have to bide my time.
>>24307006
tell us how you did it
>"AIIIEEEGH! AAAAGH! AIEEERGH! AIEEEGH!"
What did she mean by this?woman hate thread
>Woman hate threads are always full and popular
>Yet at the same time "fembot"(not a real thing as women cannot be robots) problems / camwhore / rate me threads stay up and get massive support
/r9k/ is full of beta cuccs
>>24306999
How the F.U.C.K. do you go from THIS
>>24307012
TO THIS
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So, I'm a 29 year old kv, and my parents are trying to set me up with pic related.
Not quite sure what to think here...on the one hand, it'd be nice not to be a wizard, but on the other, I don't know anything about her and she's not particularly gifted in the looks department.
>>24306963
Can I have her?
>>24306963
Give it a whirl...
She's not terrible looking, a little make-up, some better clothes she might be sort of cute.
Also she could be pretty nice and good in bed because of the whole average looking thing.
There is serious potential here senpai
go on the date, maybe shes a freak in bed
>fw no set up date
> suffer from extreme social anxiety and depression
> tried to kill myself, end up in hospital
> meet a girl there who got there for same reason. somehow, very easy to talk to each other
> start dating and instantly living together
> tfw cuddle with her after sex
> we then go and play video games or watch animes till 4 or 5 in the morning. Go to sleep together, cuddle up, wake up at 4pm.
> both call parents from time to time to tell them to send us more money
> added up, we get much more money / month from parents than we would if we were both working and getting slightly above minimum wage
> no job
> no studying, both dropped out twice
> living like this for almost 5 years now
> they gave up trying to tell us to find a job or get an education
> neither of us have went out alone or met up with anyone outside of family for 5 years now
> read books, cuddle, have sex, watch movies, play games, find new recipes and eat full meals everyday and much more
> our fathers pulled in some money together and bought us a small house that we will be able to move to in a few months
AMA
>>24306664
i guess you're pretty lucky that your family are economically privileged enough to support the net drain that is your continued existence
it will eventually crumble, anon.
>>24306664
nice story anon
i wish I had an imagination to make one like this
I wish I had a NEET gf
At what age did your friends lose theirs?
>>24306400
What are they looking for? Did they bury their car keys so no one stole them?
Stick your keys and wallet inside your shoe master race.
6 they were molested
> three
> tinder
> what kind of stories?
>>24306340
well I'm 30 so yea. It's actually quite depressing half the chicks I fuck are moms. I've had a vasectomy so I'm not worried.
>>24306354
Stories as in how the fuck do you meet 3 milfs on tinder, wtf do you tell them
>>24306354
Yeah, I'm curious as to how you went about it. What were they looking for, etc.
Is filthy frank for normies?
You obviously overestimate them. No way an average normie could be XD SO RANDOMM while watching franku's shit
I think both normies and bots can enjoy his vids
>>24306367
how's highschool treating you?
I am not saying it is not sad what happened in Paris, but guess what people, if you want to sympathize with people as a human, you have to do it always, and with everyone, with no preference. The other day there were 2 attacks in Lebanon, and they have been barely mentioned, and now everyone lose it for Paris...
Not to mention Iraq, Syria, Palestine, many African countries, India, Pakistan.... And many many others. A human is a human despite the location.
Enough with your selective humanity and sympathy.
Of all the disasters that happened the other day we lost nearly 115,000 people. France, Japan, Baghdad, Beirut, Bexico. Yet on the day, and the few following, there was next to no mention of any other disaster than the Paris attacks. It only killed 120 people and hospitalised 300. The world HAS given into fear; fear sells. Preying on our most basic instinct in the name of profit.
Do not fear terrorism, they have no power over you. Fear the media and government won't soon change what is a disgusting system that prey on the weak in the name of profit, leaving people on the streets. We, as human beings, are born with morals that need to be acknowledged. As economies grow to a peak never before presidented in history we are seeing a rising percentage of corruption, crime, homelessness and sadness.
We care more about 120 westerners than we do 115000 people from developing nations. Insulting to humanity really.
We're sad about terrorism happening where it's not a daily event.
>>24306180
>Palestine
where's that?
>>24306189
This. We've turned a blind eye to the Middle East because happenings like that are "normal" there. Which is immensely fucked up when you look at it with that perspective, but what do we care? As long as our lives can continue as normal no one gives shit. It's only when they come knocking on our door that we begin to care.
