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Ok I don't get this "No driver's license" meme. Maybe in Europe or some big city it makes sense, but how the fuck can you be a grown ass adult anywhere else and survive without a license?
run everywhere
know your bus routes
have no friends or life outside of your job
29yo Viennese guy reporting in. Not sure if if I'll ever make mine but it would be only for my CV and the girls.
Driving is scary so my mom helps me get to the store or to class
Know thy normalfag, /r9k/.
This is Gold Op, ty
>>24332657
>calling people failed normies on /r9k/
Back to wizchan, faggot. Enjoy calling each other /cow/ and being afraid to admit you're lonely.
>>24332702
That's what they are, desu senpai
Post beta males being beta itt.
i hmmmm'd to be quiet honest family
>>24332563
Why doesn't he just carry her in his arms?
>>24332563
This is more "Third Worlders being hysterical" than "beta males being beta"
The reason you're alone is because you're boring.
Ugly fellas get girlfriends all the time. Think of the gross looking couples you've seen.
You're fucking dull. Your computer is full of memes saved from this fucking site and you just aren't fucking interesting.
"Chad" or other "normies" are, despite whatever negative qualities they have, are funny or interesting or effectively not depressing to try and hold a conversation with.
It is nobody's fault but your own for being such a boring bastard. Unless you're autistic or something the only thing keeping you alone is yourself.
cool story friendo. now move along before I bore you to death?
How do I not be boring? Girls want someone to listen to their shit and yet they do nothing but watch drama shows. I have hobbies but Ill be damned if the bitches wanna listen about them.
>>24331371
i've been told many times in my life that im quite unique and not at all "normal" or "boring"
fuck off, the reason im alone is because im a socail autist.
not a bad trade right ?
>>24330828
source or die
>>24330828
Both men and the Asian girl are getting exactly what they've always wanted. Only one not getting what they want is the blonde bitch, who wishes it was Tyrone fucking her like that. Oh well, she's just a woman, so what do her wishes really matter?
>>24330828
not at all. ballerrrrr
Realize that you're biggest failure in life is not being rejected by women, but not taking the cute superior gender lover God tried to give you at every turn.
Superior gender lover
>Would have massaged your back and scalp every day preventing hairloss and acne.
>Tickled your sensitive skin with a soft touch
>Been greatly fond and appreciative of you
>Look up to you
>Take care of your every need
>Run away with you when things got bad
>Sleep with his head in your lap a warm summer day out in a field of grass
>Have ready made dinner when you come home
>Laid down submissively in bed and let you take him
>Would even fade out gently and still be fond of the times you had together if you ever broke up.
Inferior gender lover
>Tricks you with make up so she can leech off of more of your resources.
>Pretends to love you as a chore.
>Cuts you off from your friends to make you more vulnerable.
>Denies you to even look at other potential mates, but finds you unattractive for not flirting with other women.
>Will always at some level despise you for some shallow reason outside your realm of control like your jaw or height.
>Has no understanding and hates all weakness, you are reduced to an iron man with no other drive than serving her.
>No matter what you do it either ends with her getting tired of you, ditching you like garbage. Or get kekd with the BBC.
Superior gender lover it the only way for a relationship with a woman to work. A real man never lets a woman tie him down. A real man is never faithful to a woman. A real man always keks a woman for a true uke.
man, what the fuck are you saying, I shake my head at this
>>24330816
I was gonna post this. OP are you off your meds or something?
>>24330754
There is only one way to have sex and that is anal intercourse. The vagina is only for missionary position, lights off and reproductive reasons. If you don't want a baby then don't put it in the wrong hole.
A real man always fucks a woman in the ass. A real man always makes sure it hurts, if women were supposed to derive pleasure from it God would have put a prostate in their ass. Sex with a woman is a way for the man to assert his dominance, it is a disciplinary action. In fact, right before cumming the guy should say "This is to good for your kin" and pull out, then take up a picture of his waifu or superior gender lover and jack off. Never. Never let a woman have an orgasm. Sexual pleasure is something God made for males.
Sex where both parties are stimulated and feel good is only analsex between the seme male and the uke male. Anything else is for manginas who are gonna get kekd. It is Gods punishment for such blasphemy.
is it hard to get hiv ?
I mean though straight sex
discuss /r9k/
>>24330578
Fucked 3 prostitutes so far with conny. Scared I might have HIV or other STD now.
any weeping wounds on or around genitalia or mouth
This is relevant to my interests. As a kv, i plan to frequent prostitutes once i get a well paying job as it seems like the only way i'll ever have sex. I always thought condoms were good protection against HIV
Wagecukc, wagecukc, on the clock
on the hour for a buck
because of his stupidity he is stuck
the workplace is the place to beat
it's just neat being a NEET
wagecukc, wagecukc, tick tock tick tock
>>24330436
nice poem
BRAVO!
BRAVO!
Us NEETgods truly have it made as witnessed by your latest lyrical masterpiece.
>>24330436
Another beautiful Tuesday morning to spend in my mothers basement.
>hiroshima considering making a /fur/ board
>refuses to delete /pol/
Well, atleast all the furfag filth will move to one board instead of spreading over 4chan
>>24329917
Get bent faggot, no matter how much /pol/ triggers you it will always exist.
>>>/reddit/
>Not even considering /neet/
Absolutely disgusting
let`s start a /feelthread/ ill dump some classics
classic /2
classic/3
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Why are you not uncovering the occult secrets of the universe?
You've already realized that this society is made up of savages driven by nonsensical beliefs, masses following each other to fit in.
Why not take the extra step and turn your misery into a pursuit for the truth and become the best version of yourself, turning lead into gold?
>>24329628
Begone sorcerer, the only thing that lies at the end of your path is a body and soul wracked with corruption and judgement from God the Creator for the abuse of His natural laws that He has graciously allowed you to break
Repent for no sin is beyond His redemption through His Son, even one so foul and accursed and full of hubris
>>24329628
because i'm not retarded.
You have to understand that all your problems lie within your ego.
The ego is your mask, your personality, the exoskeleton interacting with the outside world.
Due to the nature of modern society, we are never taught how to cultivate it - for most it remains in its childlike original state and as a consequence of this most people in the modern world cannot be considered to be adults.
ITT: Post pets
Who needs a gf when you have CATS?
cats are total bros, bro
Dog-senpai
Do your cats annoy you constantly? Like feed me or play with me? I have one cat and she doesn't lounge around, she makes me give her attention and I usually comply.
>tfw you finally have a mommy gf
>tfw still no mommy gf
H-how do I get one?
>>24328775
Welcome to the club, pham.
>Tfw my mommy gf sent me a picture of herself doing something similar to that pose
>Tfw waiting for her to wake up
>Tfw only allowed to wet my diaper on WETSDAY (Wednesday)1
>Tfw accidentally wet myself a little bit a few hours ago
>Tfw wasn't able to make it to the potty in time
>Tfw not sure if losing control of my once steel stronk bladder
>Tfw slightly worried about the possibility of having some kind of urinary tract infection or something
>>24328941
I got mine from threads like this. I recommend keeping an eye out in threads like this in the vain hope that you'll luck out like I did. Also would help a lot to put yourself out there and getting involved in shit like fetlife, I guess.
My gf lets me cuddle up to her bosom and shhhhhh's me as she strokes my hair.
how often do you pull all nighters?
Every night.
>>24328393
Pulling one right now. But maybe once a month or so.
once or twice a week.
i've been trying to fix my sleeping schedule by staying up all day but it only works for the first night after the allnighter
i keep trying though.
If you had a pistol right now would you end it?
>>24328104
Id end my dick
no id rib rob a bank
I'd like a higher calibur than 9mm.
Just got the feeling I could take a hit like that, needs to be buckshot or merely brain damaged.
