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WHY the fuck dont you faggots CC or OC a firearm? oh, i know why, most of you are beta ass cuc.k who probably piss their MLP undies at the sight of a weapon. or your a broke NEET fag who cant afford one because of the money he blows on Hentai porn subscriptions.
>>24313075
>tucking a handgun into your jeans
this is not a safe way to carry and he and you should know better
>>24313075
>>>/k/
>>>/pol/
Smh desu senpai
>>24313075
>not challenging terrorists to honorably man to man combat
looks like someone is lil bitch boy beta
Have you ever seen somebody so cute on 4chan that you compulsively saved their photo?
This girl posted on /soc/ and I normally don't download people's photos but I just felt like I had to.
same girl
She always makes this retarded face obviously trying to look cutesy and innocent, but I'm falling for it.
Thanks for sharing.
There was some old cam whore that went by molly or something. I miss her.
who /fat/ here
>mfw i just ate a freshly baked cookie with ice cream on top. it was good but now im gonna get even fatter.
Jesus, man. Either stop eating so much or stop complaining about how fat you are
If you're gonna die sad and alone you might as well get some pleasure by eating whatever you want imo
>>24312700
You should try vegetables sometime fat man!
ITT we respond to posts that haven't been made yet.
>>24312666
Checked.
>24312600
I think you're probably the best poster I've ever seen on this site.
>>24312632
Wow you're a fucking faggot holy shit kill yourself you disgusting normie
>>24312595
Oh I see now
How the wind will blow
Where you find yourself
I too will go
who /nihilist here?
>>24312446
>>immature belief of the edgy teenager
>>24312460
>implying life has meaning
Retard.
Nihilism is the lazy man's Cynicism.
>oneitis invites me to her room to watch film, cuddle and smoke weed
>qualifies it with 'no netflix and chill'
grrr
>>24311906
>smoke weedd
>>24311906
>weed
get off this board you degenerate
Girls only smoke weed for male attention (they're sluts)
>>24311906
>smoke weed bruuhhhhhh
Your oneitis is a degenerate whore and so are you. Bet she gets high and fucks chads all the time.
>be half black, half white
>get labelled as black, the most hated and degenerate race on Earth
>our "culture" is urban gangsta shit rap music, strippers with huge asses, graffiti, and drinking hennessey while smoking blunts
>speaking proper english gets me called a faggot or trying to be white(being called white is the ultimate insult btw)
>black girls don't want me, although they're ugly as shit so maybe that's a good thing
>black girls do get pissed though if I want other races of women, despite the fact black girls don't want me, they apparently want me to be alone
>our women are the ugliest on earth and all other races agree, but if you date outside your race they give you shit for it and tell you to "stick to your own kind"
>our women are also the biggest whores and have more stds and babies out of wedlock than any other race
>more likely to get killed by police
>considered a laughing stock among every other race, while they accomplished space travel and advanced technology your race's greatest achievement was creating weaves
Being Black fucking blows.
Why the fuck do niggers come to 4chan?
You're not wanted here. Fuck off
>>24311903
See what I mean?
I bet if you told robots they could choose between being the ugliest most socially awkward white nerd on earth, or a handsome rich black man with male model looks tons of charm and a huge dick, they'd choose being a white nerd. Being Black is that shit. You're lowlier than the ugliest worst white person.
>>24311860
I agree, she should be labelled white
In a few minutes I expect to be really sad.
My 'friends,' are about to start a new game of League.
They can see I'm online.
Will they invite me?
ask if you can join. simple.
The answer: No
>>24311643
Last time they said no.
I haven't played with them in 3 weeks.
I wasn't invited to town last Saturday, even though I asked them 3 times if I could go. (A friend of my friends invited me, but my friends wouldn't tell me where or when it was).
I don't want to anoy them by asking.
I'd rather be alone then be there unwanted.
>i listen to everything
>he doesn't have any quasi-esoteric/mystical stories of playing a video game that really touched his soul in a profound way, some perfect storm of game design that completely engaged his imagination and awoke his inner child
>he doesn't have a passionate desire to master something that he sucks at
>he doesn't have a crazy idea for a business or art project that he has put to the test and really poured himself into numerous times, regardless of whether it failed
>he isn't learning an instrument or language for its own sake, no matter how slow going it is
>i post cancerous threads on r9k while pretending i'm a girl
>>24311425
>he listens to videogame music for pleasure
Don't bother with /his/. You know how people always joke that x board has become Reddit?
Well /his/ is literally indistinguishable.
Just a PSA.
What was the thread about?
>posts a shit response
>gets banned
Looks like the mod is actually doing their job.
>>24311217
>day long ban
who cares
>she had her dick cut off
>she had your dick cut off
Everytime I see a somewhat passable trap, I can only think of that AIDS infected, shit eating abomination from /pol/. It makes literally gag
>>24311206
You think of who?
>ITT: We list two made up things about ourselves and one truth
I'll start
>I've never eaten cheesecake
>I'm fluent in Japanese
>I won an eating contest at a county fair
which one is the truth
>>24311174
The first one. No true robot would be capable of an achievement like the other two.
>>24311194
you're right. I guess I made it too obvious
I like these threads. I'm gonna smoke a cig and wait for a few posts so I can make guesses. It's no fun when everybody's posting their 3 statements and nobody's guessing.
>>24311194
>>24311209
>one is a lack of experience
>one is an accomplishment
>one is a victory
Wasn't too hard to guess on /r9k/, I suppose.
y da fuq u lyin
y u o-ways lyin
omg stp fuqin lyin
>>24310705
she meant 32, f4m
just an innocent typo
this thing got laid
how u feel bout dat
I wish I had teeth as nice as that
you have 10 seconds to tell me why you dont go to the gym and workout
>inb4 muh guns
>inb4 something about intellect
>inb4 im a girl, inb4 big muscles look gross
>>24310360
because i'm a low entropy guy and i want to atrophy away
>>24310360
No car to get there/it's a waste of money
Laziness. Wouldn't get anything from it anyway, I'm a manlet and autistic.
Who /nevertips/ here?
I refuse pay for wageslaves salary because their employers are too greedy to give them a proper wage and exploit loopholes to get around it.
>>24310141
Im forced to tip because i don't want to eat the delivery guys cum and spit next time i order. Its a racket
Tipping is bullshit, I already paid a delivery fee. Get a real job loser
>>24310164they cum in your food anyway
