>oneitis invites me to her room to watch film, cuddle and smoke weed
>qualifies it with 'no netflix and chill'
grrr
>>24311906
>smoke weedd
>>24311906
>weed
get off this board you degenerate
Girls only smoke weed for male attention (they're sluts)
>>24311906
>smoke weed bruuhhhhhh
Your oneitis is a degenerate whore and so are you. Bet she gets high and fucks chads all the time.
>gets to cuddle with a girl
GTFO YOU OBNOXIOUS NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24311930
>>24311951
>>24311970
why is r9k so rustled by cannabis?
>>24311998
Weed is like a normie attractant. Not mention only degenerates smoke it
>>24311998
probably the gayest most hip vanilla drug you can possibly do.
>>24311951
this.
Also why are you surprised she qualified it with that? oneitis is basically self admission of being a beta orbiter, stop looking into signs that aren't there.
>>24311998
It's literally normie: the drug
Then just say no.
She's just trailing you along anyway. Unless she puts out, put her out.
>just netflixing with normie girl i met on tinder
>watching Mimic by the god himself Del Toro
>she's getting spooked, but I'm more interested in the movie at this point, its actually really good
>she keeps sending me signals but I'm engaged with the movie
>she gets upset that I wont give her head and leaves
>continue watching the movie
nothing is worse than picking a movie that will interest you by accident
>>24312702
>give her head
>her
>head
you're talking about dickgirls right or do you literally give her your head
>>24312751
going down and giving head is the same thing
Why are this normalshit faggots making tons of these threads as of lately? I have at least 1/3 of the catalog hidden because of these normalfags shitting it up with their faggotry
>>24312776
er no it isn't you fuckwit
>>24312799
it is literally applicable in both situations, its clear that you have no clue what you are talking about
>>24311906
>dating grill
>im busy
>she is an attention whore
>does exactly whats described in op's post, behind my back
>get a little rustled
>"i didnt know we were that serious anon, i wont see him again. your dick is too good, i dont need him or anyone else anymore"
yfw im balls deep in your stupid 'oneitis'
>>24312818
You should know better than anyone that giving "head", means that you suck the head of the penis.
>gf wants to come over
>says "no sex, I just want to be cuddles and watch movies"
>this bitch really thinks she can come over to my house, take up my time, stop me from using the internet or playing video games without sucking my dick at least
its either say yes or she gets mad
>>24312929
No, it means the same as tail, you fucked somebodies head. 'I got head'
>>24312596
Breaking Bad is literally Normie: The Show. Pretty much everyone's watched it. Does r9k hate Breaking Bad too?
>>24313089
These guys are mad because you need friends to buy weed and they have none.
Breaking bad and all other drama tv sucks.
And bitches ain't shit.
>>24311998
Because /pol/ leaked into this board and many others during kekstorm and we've never quite gotten rid of them.
>>24313196
Thank you, sir
>>24312897
thanks faam
What is this "netflix and chill" bullshit?
>>24313257
>t.normie via facebook
>>24312596
Naw, that's ecstasy.
>>24311998
if you've ever smoked cannabis, you're a normie faggot
>>24314038
What's a normie?
>>24311998
Cannabis is the normie's drug of choice. If a robot experiment this drug, crazy shit happens in his mind.
>>24314049
b8
feukghefilj
>>24311906
>smoking weed
>>24311906
>heyyyy anon wanna come to my room and cuddle
>no sex though teehee, we're just friends
who the fuck does this? Might as well stick it and her ass,remind her it's friendly anal and tell her its just a prank.
>>24314068
What's "b8"? I just don't understand what you mean by normie
>>24314139
It was just a test, if op made a move she probably would have obliged.
>>24314175
you're kidding right? Real women don't actually do this, do they?
>gf goes to university
>gets close with one of her housemates
>they watch movies together n shit, she says she only chills with him because she's lonely
>meanwhile she never skypes me because "it's tacky"
>he gets her into weed and after about 3 months they pretty much get high every night and chill out in eachothers rooms
>was originally gonna come back to see me a few weeks ago but has had to push it back because she's "low on cash"
>bitterly angry for days
>notice my gf gets tagged in a status by this guy, something along the lines of "we're hungy, someone get us food"
>one of their other housemates comments something like 'why doesn't *anons gf* try to feed you her breast milk again? ;)'
>question her about it
>"just a joke, housemates always joke about him being my son"
>sounds flakey as fuck, but whatever
>gf JUST updated her snapchat story
>it her cuddling this fucking jabroni
>his face is rested right on her chest
I'M GETTING KEKED AREN'T I
>>24314214
kill yourself normalshit
>>24314214
wow please tell her she's a fucking slut and then never talk to her again.
>>24311998
Drugs are a crutch for the societal dregs to cope with their shitty lives.
Normies only smoke week to fit in with other normies and look cool. I get a high from simply talking to people, but it happens so rarely that I need drugs the other 99% of time. Normies take that for granted.
>>24314271
>I get a high from simply talking to people
no
>>24314214
You probably are mate. I would just end it and say you met someone else, she will always want you back and you will have dignity. I don't think relationships recover from this point.
>>24314214
Whether or not she's PHYSICALLY kekking you, if you feel kekked, then you are.At least that's how female logic works anyway. :^)
>>24314214
>jabroni
Smell it
>>24311906
>weed
Weeds gonna make you guys way to awkward to fuck lel
>>24312751
Being
>>24312799
This
>>24312929
AUTOSTIC
>>24313949
common vernacular for physical intimacy under the pretense of watching TV
>>24312216
>>24314271
These, minus the high from talking to people
>>24311906
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
SENPAI
>>24315367
Wait, really? Has it been this way the whole time?
I always thought it literally meant sitting around and watching netflix
What
Get out of town
>>24313257
I hate /pol/tards, but stoners are somehow even worse. The worse part is how they think other people think they are cool when everyone really thinks they're pathetic.
>>24314203
Yes they do. It weeds out the betakeks and makes them feel less whorish.
