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Would you bang this fat chick even if the only way to was to be in a relationship with her in which you would also be seen with in public for everyone to see including your actual oneitis
>>28869146
I have no oneitis, and yes if I really liked her.
why would bang her and never leave home
I don't kn-
>those tits
Yes.
I just purged again
GOD DAMN IT
I don't want to keep doing this, somebody tell me it will be alright
I really need to stop doing this before my body is permanently fucked
HELP
>>28869139
>purged
what do you mean by this?
>>28869139
what do you mean you purged?
If pic related would asume op has eating dissorder
I just had diarrhea. I cleaned my ass up for the most part but there's some shit specks on my cheeks and more in my asshole hairs that won't come out with wiping.
What do I do?
You gotta rip those hairs out, anon. Grab 'em real good and rip 'em out.
>>28869349
But there's shit on them and there probably slippery
How do I get the stuff off on my asscheeks
>>28869107
shave those hairs,and take a shower
How the FUCK are us white boys supposed to compete with THIS!??!?
Trump is STUMPED
>>28869075
by having a fully functioning penis, being white, and not living in mexico
>>28869075
>us white boys
this is robot territory
>>28869126
Non-whites can't be robots.
Rest in peace Land o Feels. You will be missed.
>>28869062
Is that the r9k minecraft server?
>>28870349
Probably the 46rh iteration.
I went to one like last year and some faggot with a pepe skin burned it all up.
Happens literally every time.
There are robots that can at least talk to other robots, and then there are robots that can't even handle that.
Guess I save myself some feels by choosing not to go in again
I want to play minecraft with robots to feel less lonely while drinking this friday night, but the two servers I've played on are dead/empty.
It almost makes me wish I had IRL friends.
>tfw no titcow mob boss to help train you to be a heartless killer
why even live desu
>>28869008
>>28867699
Femdom is a meme desu
>>28869496
of course it's meme you stupid cunt
that's why we've got these stupid threads to live out our fantasies
returning from the cemetery to be quite fucking honest
Whats /r9k/s opinion of chicago style 'za?
God-tier pizza
Also had 'troit 'za too
>>28868986
It's the reason I'm fat. It's so good.
what do i do?
>be me
>collect semen in empty glass jars
>one day get a cut on my arm
>think that the vitamins and minerals in my semen can help me recover my wounds faster
>using self produced natural semen cream with protein to cure my own wounds
>doing this for past 5 years
>one day mum comes into my room sees me apply my semen onto my cut
>'anon that are you putting on your arm?'
>'it's homemade moisterising cream'
>mfw she takes one of the jars
>mfw just saw her apply it to her cut
am i fucked? will my semen giver her some sort of disease since it entered her bloodstream?
>>28868940
Naw, unless you had some kind of disease yourself. You should probably dispose of all that semen though man.
She might get autism
Autism probably isn't contagious, but autist semen has never encountered a woman before so we don't know for sure
>>28869068
It's obviously hereditary, considering op's situation.
>make a tumblr
>was gonna be all argumentative and shit but that got tiring quickly
>wiped my blog clean and just stuck to following some gaming related blogs
>eventually start gaining followers
>make friends with a bunch of 'tumblrinas'
>they're all lesbians or agender or trans or whatever
>but they're really friendly people
>they were the nicest people I've ever spoken to online
up until now all the other friends ive made online ended up talking about me behind my back and eventually just kicking me out
>eventually get let in to their secret circle skype group
>never felt more welcomed to a group in all my life
>from SJWs who should be ostracizing me for being a white cisgaymale
are sjws really the bad guys? what if WE are the bad guys
You are a shitlord anon
They will turn on you one day just like the rest
i would think tumblr, much like 4chan and reddit has different communities of people in it
shit we have an lgbt, soc and cgl board
and fucking /co/ and /fa/ is probably more tumblr than tumblr
>are sjws really the bad guys?
I'm sure you're familiar of the concept of a vocal minority. Don't believe all the drama 4chan throws at you. If you like these people then that's great. I hope you have lasting relationships, however lasting an online friendship can be.
I think I'm ready to blow my head off with a hunting rifle. Is there any reason I should not do it?
I won't go for a walk, I won't go sleep, I won't eat, I won't travel the world.
>>28868721
>Is there any reason I should not do it?
Yes. Some of them might be better or worse than the reasons to do it too.
>>28869063
I don't see any 2bh.
>>28868721
You should try a proper dose of a psychedelic before you go. You should at least experience the other side of this universe before you go. Who knows maybe you might change your mind.
>tfw teens have bigger tits than adult chestlets
Absolutely wonderful.
You just realized that genes existed now? This has been a thing forever. I personally prefer mommy gfs, but a blessing is a blessing
>>28868756
Evolution, survival of the fittest. All applies to chestlets and busty girls of all ages.
This is a lame meme started by a small dicked dude
Everybody knows ass is superior anyway
Bought this new Hungry Man, Battered Chicken and Cheese Fries
Can't wait to give it a try
It's gonna taste like soggy garbage and "cheese, maybe".
>>28868744
that's the best a robot can hope for
>>28868704
Fucking normie. Your battered chicken can never compare to my tendies
>make a decent, thought out comment
>0-2 replies
>make a retarded meme image
>20+ replies
>mfw
>>28868667
here (you) go friend. I hope you have a comfy weekend.
>>28868667
post comment and the context of what is was replying to
>>28868719
Thanks bud. Same to you.
>>28868779
If you've been lurking today it should be pretty self explanatory
Who wanna start a spongebob meme war ?
i seen this on bardock obama's facebook page
>>28868605
the meme is everywhere man
>>28868545
>spongebob
Summer keeps coming earlier and earlier with each passing year, it seems.
Who else here been killed by love?
>>28868539
Rather by the lack of it.
The only one I've ever loved is called Hedonism.
I know the feeling bro...but time will heal.
