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who else fell for the post-secondary meme?
>work hard in college
>surround myself with the top students in the class
>maintain a GPA above 4
>do this for 3 terms
>time for the industry term
>school is supposed to set us up with work
>write tons of cover letters/resumes
>get 2 interviews, blow them both
>nothing else back
>all my peers got jobs, even the one who is literally a manchild
>school doesn't have anymore job offers. gotta wait till next year or find work on my own
I feel like it's my fault but I don't know where I went wrong
>>28868026
>maintain a GPA above 4
>school is supposed to set us up with work
>write tons of cover letters/resumes
>get 2 interviews, blow them both
>I feel like it's my fault but I don't know where I went wrong
You went into it expecting the school (other people) to get shit done for you. How much initiative did you take when in school when it came to networking opportunities (helping professors with research, attending relevant conferences, speaking with academic supervisors about more than just what classes you need to take next semester, etc). The job market sucks for a lot of people, since a sizeable chunk of undergraduate degrees (even some STEM) are nothing but glorified stepping stones since certain positions and licenses/certifications require graduate degrees. Also, throwing in the towel after bombing 2 interviews is pretty weak.
I earned my Bachelors and Masters degrees in stupidly overcrowded and flooded lefty fields and live in a part of the US where I have to compete with tons of people who are objectively more charismatic and socially graceful than I am, but I managed to land a decent job with career growth.
I guess I could suggest reformatting your resume/CV as well.
>>28868138
Edit: I just re-read your post, OP. Ion first read, I misread it thinking that you graduated and couldn't get a job. Could you elaborate on the whole "school is supposed to get us work" part?
I mean, does your school have partnerships with certain companies/agencies/etc that tend to reserve spots for people in your program? Also, what is your field/degree?
>tfw no weekend bf
What do you mean? You just want a boyfriend on the weekend?
You mean the band?
Better question why am I wasting my time with this
>>28868206
A bf to spend time with on the weekend.
>>28868268
In that case, fuck off. We've been over this.
There are a million and one nice and personable beta males that would jump on the chance to spend time with you and make you feel special. Walk onto a college campus and ask out the first person you like. There is a great likelihood he'll say yes to you.
You don't want any of these people. You want Chad but Chad doesn't want you.
Watch this video, get learned and then go be a vapid attention sponge somewhere else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBtF3I7fDfU
>Order pizza because friday night
>Don't tip the delivery guy
>pay online
>he only delivers it, no transaction involved cus its already taken care of
>friday night
>don't eat anything
>go to America for 2 weeks
>never tip at any restaurant
If your consciousness was sent back in time to, let's say, year 7 (that's first year of "middle school" to you yankees), do you think you would be able to game the system enough to come out of it better than your first time?
It occurred to me earlier that I still have no idea how to make friends or influence people, so there's almost no chance. My grades would be top notch with no effort, but that's not a huge departure from how it was the first time.
>>28867981
fuck yes I would
I would do anything to be able to reset life up to that point.
I already feel like I get amnesia enough. I would hate that.
I would be able to avoid so many awkward, terrible situations and also get into metal sooner. That would be cool.
I'm high right now, I don't think I would continue living if I couldn't get high on something.
This is pretty much my life.
Go to work on the weekdays and get yelled at / made fun of by my boss for stupid shit I do. Suffer through the week while trying to minimize and contain stupid mistakes I make.
On the weekends I try to sleep as much as possible and start to dread having to go back to work again. My parents pay for my college and since I live with them, they make me go to church. I have taken opiates every Sunday pretty much for a year now to escape the boredom of church.
Fuck yeah...I would legit bang all the bitches and fight every mother fucker who bullies me.
A gay jew is standing up for you, /r9k/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mmWYdonr3Y
>>28867934
>Using memes outside 4chan
>Using memes in a real conversation/real talk
He automatically lost. This video is not be taken seriously and is troll/bait. It pains me to live in this world.
>>28867934
>jew
he's a papist m8
>>28868002
Where was he using memes?
Stop being contrarian. Yes, he is slightly cringey with the way he speaks, but he wasn't using memes there.
He may be a nigger loving faggot, but he defends us entirely.
He's a good guy.
Is it true asian women worship white cock?
>>28867933
It's as true as white women worshipping black cock
>>28867933
Is it true that whites worship Asian women's cocks?
>>28867933
Go to some asian country and find out. I'd avoid Korea though. I heard they're a bunch of xenophobic cunts.
For 800.
What is the United States?
>>28867873
Is it australia
>>28867873
What is France?
Post in this thread and ill tell you about the love of your life or something
FATE
Btw im sick af and not in the cool way lmao so my fatepowers are fatecorrupted?
ANYWAYS LETS GO
>>28867865
you a gay
I hate your stupid bullshit
everyone knows it's bullshit too
just like any other tard of your kind you refuse to answer anything definitive
fuck off and stop making everyone cringe
nobody genuinely likes you, they are just convinced you are a girl or a trap and want to get in your pants
>>28867865
Show me what you have.
fucking stacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52cmAIavrnI
>>28867758
I'll jerk to this video later
>>28867902
fucking wannabe normie scum
>>28867758
I'd dick it.
Is femdom actually real? I'm beginning to believe that there aren't naturally dominant women who want to control and completely sissify a man, that these "dommes" are just fulfilling the wishes of these desperate betas and are actually pretty pathetic themselves that they weren't desirable enough to be picked up by a real alpha male.
I'd really like to be proven wrong here. I'm sure people will argue and I will agree that there are dominant women, but I don't think they really get off on emasculating men.
>>28867699
They exist but the majority are middle aged women who actually know what they want out of sexual relationships.
Most are pretty fucked up too so there's that..
Have to agree with you OP. None of these girls get pleasure from it, like 99% of them. If anythijg , makes them even more cute, like a role-playing little girl
They're extremely rare and mostly polygamous types. Literally asking to be cucked.
On a 1-10 scale accurately give yourself stats in the following:
Strength:
Perception:
Endurance:
Charisma:
Intelligence:
Agility:
Luck:
After that you get 3 points and get to put each in any category as you wish, where do you put them?
Strength: 6
Perception: 3
Endurance: 6
Charisma: 7
Intelligence:6
Agility:8
Luck:10
always lucky in games and rl.
>>28867663
STR: 4
PER: 5
END: 2(3)
CHA: 1(3)
INT: 6
AGI: 5
LUCK: 5
3
6
2
4
4
2
0
i guess i would put 1 in endurance and 2 in intelligence
Do Chinese chicks have stinky feet?
https://youtu.be/qqjvSBlpDi0
Fuck I really wish I had a qt Chinese gf to give me footjobs
Oh and I'd also like to know about Japanese chicks
>tfw no fob Chinese wife with stinky feet and greasy hair
How do we solve the white problem, robots?
>>28867649
the only acceptable form of racism is against chinks
niggers are bros
>>28867649
kill all nigger apes
kill all whiteys and all the problems in the world is cease
Friday night drinking thread: feels edition
Come one, come all. Share what you are drinking and how you are feeling tonight.
I'm drinking beer because I drank all of my whiskey this week.
taking some shots of Cruzan, listening to Polish black metal, and enjoying my last few days of freedom before I start my job
Nice pic OP
You from Oregon?
Currently drinking a pint of Fat Head'start blond. Sall right, Lil too sweet for me.
Got a case of the feels, coworkers told my boss I hate work, but I never said shit. GF is taller than me on heels.
Have a feeling I'm in for an exceptionally shit night.
>>28867781
learn to enjoy your misery. get hammered and listen to some atmospheric music
Have you guys tried getting a girlfriend?
I dont browse here often but from what I have gathered you guys seem to be lonely. Maybe if you guys got a gf you wouldnt be so sad. Just my two cents..
You say it like it's fucking easy, get out newfag
i was a on a dating website and saw a cute girl and the FIRST THING that came to my mind was the r9k redpil why i hate women
she probably had 4 chat windows with chad open
Funniest post all day
