Who crying on friday here? feels pretty good to let it all out.
I havent cried in years i wish i could how do i cry?
>>28870908
>implying theres anything left to feel
>>28870908
The only thing I want Is to play vanilla and TBC servers, again, the only thing I want is them
Reminder that if you're unironically on welfare and your browsing /r9k/ right now, you are a nuisance and a sociopathic leech.
>>28870866
Lmao eat shit wagieragie
To be fair, I am trying to get a job.
But I don't have any qualifications or social skills.
>>28870866
I make more on welfare then working. Why the fuck would I work?
ITT post a story about the first time you ever got caught masturbating and/or the most humiliating time.
>Be me, 15 y.o
>Shining the stake to some nudes my brother downloaded and saved in the computer.
>Cousin comes over, 14 y.o female.
>Always excited to see me, so she ran in the room without knocking.
>As soon as she runs inside I cum on my hands and instantly try to hide my raging boner.
>Hug...
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>>28870851
My mom walked in on me while I wasn't wearing pants. Said I was just changing. She knew.
>>28870851
My mom walked in while i was doing it with the vacuum cleaner.
embarassing and autistic, but damn, best orgasms of my fucking life.
>be like seven
>Playing with interactive webcam games on Windows 98 computer
Basically a camera program that liked for high contrast areas on the webcam image feed and have them 2d physics to swat basketballs
>Decide to snap my boy clit out and try hitting the interactive objects with it on the webcam
>Mom walks into the room and sees my penor on the computer monitor
She gave me a lecture about talking to people on the line.
This was before...
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Fucking fuck, I hate all the internet "communities" by now.
/pol/ is shit, cripplechan's /pol/ is an autist no-fun-allowed zone, /r9k/ has become normiebook for the most part, sluthate is dead, all the good posters from that old-fashioned discussion board where I used to write are long gone, twitter is dying and not much of a "community" to begin with...
It sucks when you don't have real friends and don't even have a place with virtual friends online because everything has turned to shit.
>>28870823
>normiebook
>implying you can't just filter or hide threads made by and catering to normies
Nice maymay, pleb.
>>28870823
Have you gone to all the less-normie chans (inb4 Wizchan+cripplechan, they don't count. Normie as fuck at this point)
The ones I go to are actually pretty nice. Threads moving slow enough that i can actually keep track of a few at a time.
Also /x/ is pretty nice with an active community desu.
>>28870823
>unironic sluthate posters on r9k
lol
I JUST SHIT MY PANTS NIGGA
nigga gftufuvgyghghjg
Why don't they just reconstruct his face and gut the tumor off, or make something for his head to not look like a disfigured freak show
When you successfully call out some faggot on Instagram
So I move out of my parents house to my own apt tomorrow. I'm 24. Advice?
Pic related it's my cat.
Nice man. Budget is important. Pay off any debt you have. What education do u have? What is your income?
>>28870738
>Pic related it's my cat.
He's (?) definitely a cutie. :3
>>28870738
Don't do it.
It's a trap, desu.
Lol, why is anon wearing a shirt in the pool
>2009
>Family insists I go to the water park with them
>Fat mantits so I bring a shirt
>People stare and two children ask their parents why I am swimming fully dressed
Haven't been swimming since
i always swim with my shirt on, no fucks given
>b-because i have sensitive skin?
>tfw find a cute fat depressed nerdy girl on the internet and fall in love immediately
>tfw she identifies as an asexual female to male transgender
What the fuck is it with people nowadays?
>>28870582
It's okay anon, nowadays it's even easier to tell the mentally ill apart.
>What the fuck is it with people nowadays?
SJW's turned gender into a fucking fashion accessory. A lot of people do this stupid shit because they think it makes them cool and different instead of a cringeworthy shithead.
>>28870582
Because the rest of the world isn't as kind to female losers as you guys would think. She's fat, probably ugly to normies, nerdy so she's a misfit amongst normies. All that asexual trans shit is a coping mechanism because she's been made to feel like less of a woman all her life. She's been told that she's subhuman because she can't compete with Stacy, so why not escape that classification by telling people you're male? She's capitalizing on that tumblr shit and using...
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does anyone on pc wanna play overwatch? am a pretty good healslut and tank.
ID: Vyrtarion#1284
Also just general vidya thread
>>28870511
>Tracer fucking Reaper
Why does this idea make me laugh so fucking hard
I would, but I'm a poorfag ;_;
Add me my id I was level 30 during the open beta. IDis lucky owl, main Winston.
do you like female musicians, /r9k/?
lkj
>>28870504
The vocalist from Acid King, and anything by Fever Ray, are pretty good
other than that I'm indifferent at most about 'em tbqh.
>>28870504
i like female singers if they put a different angle on the "female voice" (since most women sing in a very similar fashion
i like lisa germano and joanna newsom
>>28870504
I don't rate any female musicians on the same level as males. We have a community radio show were they only play female music and even the gay segment is better.
I WANT A QT BF NOW
NOWWWWWWW
IM TIRED OF BEING HIDEOUS
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28870482
do you have the internet?
use it
>t. fatass male virgin shitposting
>>28870505
You do realize most of that was just troleing, right?
New Elliot stuff: A video by a guy who actually had an encounter with Elliot Rodger himself.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLz8IeXixhQ
>>28870436
Tldw. Summarize plz.
>>28870461
He wrote this on Elliot's old channel's discussion page, a couple of years before the massacre:
>I HOPE YOU GET ASSFUCKED UP THE ASS UNTIL YOU FUCKING BLEED FROM THE PENETRATION THEN I HOPE YOU GET YOUR FUCKING SPOILING MOUTH RIPPED OUT OF YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE A SLOW GRUESOME DEATH AND THE BUZZARDS FEED ON YOU FOR DAYS BITCH, YOU ARE AN UNBELIEVABLE CUNT WHO DESERVES TO BE KILLED.
And he felt guilty after the massacre for being so hostile...
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god this kid is autistic as hell
>elliot was a bookfag
fucking top kek
>tfw your black friends give you "the nigga pass"
>>28870431
>Having any friends at all
What are you doing here?
>>28870431
Wish I had a nigga pass I'd ride it like I stole it.
Not really I live somewhere that's over 96% white.
>>28870431
people only give you things to enjoy the power of being able to take it away
the only way to win is by not giving one single fuck either way
Am I a robot?
>tfw got my dick sucked by a guy when I was 13
>went to college
>was in a relationship with a girl for a year (we never fucked, but did sleep together and kiss a little)
>have more than 7 friends (1 of which is a girl)
So tell me... Can I still post here?
No, fuck off normalfag
>>28870373
Youre gay, faggot.
Lol not original
>>28870373
>long relationship
>large number of friends
>female friend
>"Am I a robot?"
I want to believe this is bait, but I just don't know anymore.
I proposed to her tonight over a romantic meal. She said yes.
>weeaboo fucking a waifu pillow
What a shocker
her face looks like a no tho
>romantic meal
>pizza