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Why can't every girl have a body like this?
Most girls have pancake tits, muffin tops and roasties and yet they still expect us to want them.
>>28649434
Why can't every guy have a body like this?
Most guys have sweaty moobs, fat rolls, and no muscle tone and they still expect us to want them.
Give it 20 more years and everyone will be getting surgery to look like that.
Girls need to compete with 2D girls AND 3D pornstars on pornhub.
Men will probably be getting penis enlargements among other things as well.
>>28649474
That's a bit too far on the scale as OPs pic is rather average and underwhelming.
Nice try though, I guess.
I honestly hate the sound of birds in the morning. They make me feel like it's time for normies to be up. They are loud and chirping for no fucking reason while it is still dark out.
My theory is, all birds are normies, and I hate them.
I am a neet that wants to believe the early morning hours are still night, so fuck birds.
Shameless OP bump
>>28649410
you're doing it wrong
hen you hear the birds, get up, open the window real wide, cook some eggs and watch the wagies scramble. then right when they're going to their cars for the commute, you close the window and go back to sleep
CHIRP CHIRP
*pecks at ground*
CAW CAW
*sits on power line*
WE
*eats worm*
WUZ
*poops on people below*
DINOSAWRS
*flies into window and dies*
Who is this?
>inb4 new
Transitioning mtf known as rose.
That's Oswego Jones, a New York MtF patriotic alt-righter who founded the nonprofit Organisation Trannies for Trump
>>28649399
that's moot, founder of this site.
women make me mad
>>28649389
thank you for being honest
>>28649389
it's ok anon. they will be gone soon.
Conversely, women don't think about you at all.
Anyone know what would happen if I drove deep into Area 51?
>Best case scenario, death by camo dudes.
>2nd: taken to black site and never return
>3rd go to jail
I'm sick and goddamn tired of being bullied by malevolent aliens. They invade my dreamscapes and etheric body and suffocate my mind.
I'm sure if I talked to one of the chief alien commanders face to face we could work something out.
Was thinking about calling Obama and asking for help. I'm sure he knows where I'm coming from. In exchange I could help him out with ET Task Forces.
>>28649342
As soon as you get off 95 they're going to hit you with those microwave pain beams, anon
>>28649342
you have a mental disorder
Please seek professional help. And yes, you'll go to jail and it will be awful due to you most likely having a mental illness.
Truth thread
Give one true response to any question and you get to ask one question
Starting question:
When did you last see a vagina?
>>28649330
A: Truth is I can't recall
Q: What did you last eat?
>>28649353
i ate chicken, a doughnut, and some french bread
are you a normie?
>>28649380
No.
What are reputable sources for who really killed JFK and why?
>yfw there's an entire community of anons who've been shadowbanned.
>>28649329
wait shadowbanned posters can see one another post? what's the point then?
that's a fucking horrifying idea desu
>>28649329
no there isn't you dumb fuck, this isn't reddit
jesus christ can this reddit shit please stop
>25 lvl handholdless
>5th year of nursing college
>95% are girls
>social anxiety
>stand there alone, almost no one is talking to me, sometimes they take pity and ask about college stuff/work
>six pack on stomach and try to wear tidy, fitting clothes
>literally can't look at girls, manual walk everywhere, always thinking while on the streets what other people think about me in a bus, cars, from windows, etc.
what did i do wrong guys ;_; help me, i feel like i'm a wreck
will u help me?
>>28649246
oh and never was even invited to a smallest party ;_;
feels shitty
>>28649246
I literally feel the same way, don't know what that feeling is though or what causes it
>always wondering what people are saying/thinking about me
>people staring at me
>always avoid talking to women cause my heart rate goes up just for a casual conversation
i don't fucking know
If you actually have a six pack you can probably get laid. I am a social anxiety fuck up, but I posted on craigslist and fucked a few hoes. Only have banged 4 girls now but im probably 60% less nervous now. This happened in less than a year.
Why do Japs love black cock?
Taboo and how it's basically the polar opposite of some jap guy that's the norm there. Same reason you probably like piss or use words like cunny and axilla.
>>28649241
biggest dick meets tightest pussy
i'd imagine it feels pretty good for both involved
>>28649241
same reason white women like it, same reason any women like it
it's huge
you should do the world a favor and kill yourself
Blacks are still human. There's only one race that really threatens the survival of humanity
>>28649236
nigga look like a mii
>>28649421
Gas the kikes RACE WAR NOWoriginal hate
>tfw you realise all you need to do is work hard in order to succeed but for some reason you don't
It becomes engrained when every attempt to change that ends in absolute failure
>what is just world fallacy
>J-just work harder!!
>>28649146
yep', felt that whole year
>I wanna succeed
>the more I work the closer I get to success
>stays in bed all day
>I'm so afraid to fail that I litterally cant work
>the less I work, the more my fear becomes reality
I'm dumb
>tfw flashback from that time in high school you was the only one in class who didn't get a invite for the graduation party at Stacey's house
>>28649143
>didnt go to any parties
>didnt go to any dances
>didnt go to any school games
>didnt join any clubs
>didnt do any extra curricular activities
>didnt do a sport
>didnt go to prom
>didnt go to grad ceremony
>didnt go to grad night
>>28649143
>even knowing about the party's existence in the first place
/RnormK/ continues its streak
>>28649161
That was me too except I did go to grad ceremony.
>tfw no cinephile bf
>tfw qt wuff wuff bf
That's some prime bait you got there, OP.
>>28649099
One here
Also* Czech 'em
>tfw want to be a girl but hate trannies
i've become the manifestation of everything i hate
You have to accept the fact it can't happen and move on with your life.
Nah, 'sall good as long as you can resist the dumb identity politics associated with those other broken souls
>>28649028
uhhh, you mean like Batman?
Don't be so sad all the day guys. We have vaporwave now. Chill
>>28648946
That's not vaporwave. That's 80score. They aren't the same thing.
Post some good alternative vaporwave.
I only know that macintosh bullshit.
That GIF is 64 frames. Yet it loops the same 8 images 8 times. It could just as effectively be reduced to the first 8 frames to save memory, and still be just as effective.
Oh, and have this fellow robots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9tQn2iT1RU
